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(The Daily Beast)   "The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Smuggling, Sri Lanka, Illegal drug trade, feline delinquent, Police suspect, last week, Colombo, underworld crime boss Angoda Lokka  
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2020-08-03 8:04:47 AM  
Where's Ace Ventura when you need him?
 
2020-08-03 8:53:39 AM  
Is this a meowsdemeanor or a feline-y?
 
2020-08-03 8:56:16 AM  
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2020-08-03 8:56:16 AM  

Satampra Zeiros: Is this a meowsdemeanor or a feline-y?


Either way, it was a cat-tastrophy.
 
2020-08-03 9:03:02 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Satampra Zeiros: Is this a meowsdemeanor or a feline-y?

Either way, it was a cat-tastrophy.


The purrpetrator managed to scat without a scratch and left not a whisker of evidence.
The police should paws to reflect on their security protocols.
 
2020-08-03 9:03:20 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image image 400x309]


Kodo and Podo approve
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2020-08-03 9:04:27 AM  
I'm still on earth, right? This seems a wee bit too much.
 
2020-08-03 9:09:38 AM  
Drug dealers can just suck a big dick.  Followed by tripping into a tree shredder.
 
2020-08-03 9:11:08 AM  
Is this one of those countries that would hold a trial and then execute the cat for possession of drugs?
 
2020-08-03 9:37:00 AM  
So, the cat is a mule?
 
2020-08-03 10:14:10 AM  
Don't kid yourself - the ca runs the entire operation
 
2020-08-03 10:23:05 AM  
Police suspect that the drug traffickers who trained the cat are part ...

Calling BS.
 
2020-08-03 10:35:58 AM  
Listen, when they're holding your entire litter of kittens hostage, you do what you need to do.

You think those drugs and SIM cards wouldn't have gotten in by some other means? Let's not pin this all on the cat.
 
2020-08-03 10:36:21 AM  

cefm: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image image 400x309]

Kodo and Podo approve
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Hell's Bells, I wanted Kodo and Podo for pets so badly when I was a little girl. The cats we had when I was growing up weren't nearly as useful or cute.

Pretty yes, but they took that whole 'cats are aloof' thing to the next level.
 
2020-08-03 10:39:14 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: The cats we had when I was growing up weren't nearly as useful or cute.


Bird-like tweeting detected.
 
2020-08-03 12:45:14 PM  
Authorities say they are not searching for the narco cat.
 
2020-08-03 2:13:32 PM  
I'm guessing that "scampered out" is downplaying it a little bit based on what I've seen my cats do when cornered. I'm betting there was a lot of blood.
 
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