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2020-08-03 10:04:29 AM  
there goes his kfc sponsorship chances
 
2020-08-03 10:40:17 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: there goes his kfc sponsorship chances


Louisiana is Popeye's country
 
2020-08-03 10:49:35 AM  

ProfessorBling: Dead for Tax Reasons: there goes his kfc sponsorship chances

Louisiana is Popeye's country


but they're not finger lickin good

Beastie Boys - Finger Lickin' Good
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2020-08-03 10:59:57 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: ProfessorBling: Dead for Tax Reasons: there goes his kfc sponsorship chances

Louisiana is Popeye's country

but they're not finger lickin good

[YouTube video: Beastie Boys - Finger Lickin' Good]


True, but...

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2020-08-03 11:30:25 AM  
Delhomme was the worst for licking his fingers
 
2020-08-03 11:54:12 AM  
They all do.  They all lick their finger for grip on a ball that a center crams up to his taint and watches it get handed off or tossed to one of 5 other guys, 11 other people punch at the ball  and then tackle and spit and snort on that guy as long as HIS teammates didn't block or spit and snort on them first.  He puts the ball down then it's picked up by a ball spotter and thrown to another ball spotter and placed down for another play.  150-200 times a game?

/The Goodell comments in that baseball thread the other day are right on.  Football should just cancel now.
 
2020-08-03 1:08:37 PM  
Good job, NFL, and focusing our attention on his finger-lickin' comments and not his "I'm Still Standing" comments.

Which, honestly, is good.  He's free to do whatever the hell he pleases.
 
2020-08-03 3:21:35 PM  

Slow To Return: Good job, NFL, and focusing our attention on his finger-lickin' comments and not his "I'm Still Standing" comments.


Yeah, they should continually dwell on nothing but that (which they covered a bunch), especially after he issued more than one apology.

It's not as if the NFL even had an article two days ago:
https://www.nfl.com/news/drew-brees-m​y​-lack-of-awareness-hurt-a-lot-of-peopl​e

The best thing to do is never forgive, and never believe anyone when they claim to have learned a lesson and are acting in improved ways and are now spreading the correct message.

The best thing is to discourage people, and societal improvement, in general, through hatred and derision.

/you must be fun at parties
 
2020-08-03 4:21:39 PM  

Dr.Fey: Slow To Return: Good job, NFL, and focusing our attention on his finger-lickin' comments and not his "I'm Still Standing" comments.

Yeah, they should continually dwell on nothing but that (which they covered a bunch), especially after he issued more than one apology.

It's not as if the NFL even had an article two days ago:
https://www.nfl.com/news/drew-brees-my​-lack-of-awareness-hurt-a-lot-of-peopl​e

The best thing to do is never forgive, and never believe anyone when they claim to have learned a lesson and are acting in improved ways and are now spreading the correct message.

The best thing is to discourage people, and societal improvement, in general, through hatred and derision.

/you must be fun at parties


Ummm.... In the same interview that this thread is about, Brees reiterated his decision to stand during the anthem.  That's not exactly "old news."

Again, I already stated, I support his decision to do whatever the hell he wants to do.  I'm just surprised he's not getting dogpiled again.
 
2020-08-03 4:29:23 PM  
Eh, maybe I imagined reading that it was the same interview where he stated he'll still be standing for the anthem and talked about the finger licking.  The closest I could find was this article that talked about both, but didn't give sources for either, and that's not the article I originally read.

https://www.wjtv.com/sports/geaux-bla​c​k-and-gold/brees-will-stand-for-anthem​-but-respects-those-who-kneel/
 
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