Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Daily Beast)   Just how much does Matt Gaetz kiss Trump's ass? Let us count the ways   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, United States Congress, President of the United States, Donald Trump, Lawrence Lessig, sycophantic Matt Gaetz, President, President Donald Trump, Pehme's film  
•       •       •

2536 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Aug 2020 at 10:03 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



48 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-08-03 8:47:40 AM  
Who cares who's taint Gas Pedal Gaetz is nibbling?
 
2020-08-03 9:33:26 AM  
Half as much as Vice President Pence, which is why he has the nickname "Hay Penny".
 
2020-08-03 9:49:37 AM  
When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:08:41 AM  
i0.wp.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:08:53 AM  
Looks like that HBO special is going to be a whole lot of BSAB-ing
 
2020-08-03 10:09:57 AM  

SpectroBoy: Who cares who's taint Gas Pedal Gaetz is nibbling?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:12:13 AM  
i.redd.itView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:12:18 AM  
I can't explain why, but I always think of this when I see his picture...

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:12:44 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:13:05 AM  
In this time of absolute shiat, my life would be momentarily brighter if the documentary included the Gas Pedal story.

/oh please oh please oh please
//prepared to be disappointed
 
2020-08-03 10:16:13 AM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:17:05 AM  

SpectroBoy: Who cares who's taint Gas Pedal Gaetz is nibbling?


Nestor might get jealous.
 
2020-08-03 10:17:17 AM  
It's getting to the point where you can almost pick the remaining Trump supporters out of a crowd because they all look like they were drawn by Gahan Wilson.
 
2020-08-03 10:18:05 AM  
Makes you wonder what crimes he is committing to need a future pardon
 
2020-08-03 10:19:11 AM  

Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]


media1.giphy.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:22:40 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-03 10:24:35 AM  
Remember when we found out that Matt Gaetz stole an underage immigrant boy to live with him, and everyone just kinda shrugged and went on about their business?
 
2020-08-03 10:30:12 AM  
Contrary to his stated intentions, President Donald Trump has not "drained the swamp,"

Oh but he has.

To Republicans, "draining the swamp" doesn't mean getting rid of grift and corruption. It means getting rid of Democrats.
 
2020-08-03 10:30:15 AM  

evilsofa: Half as much as Vice President Pence, which is why he has the nickname "Hay Penny".


And now I will have Wakko's Wish stuck in my head. Thanks.

Wakko's Wish - Ha'penny (Video)
Youtube ZrtYicnadwc
 
2020-08-03 10:31:00 AM  

Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]


I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.
 
2020-08-03 10:31:21 AM  
This is sad. Voters are electing people to represent their states, not other politicians. No matter how you spin it, a state loses out when their guy/gal devotes all their energies to Trump.
 
2020-08-03 10:31:32 AM  
There is something psychotic about the obeisance that Trump brings out in these jackasses.
 
2020-08-03 10:34:06 AM  

edmo: This is sad. Voters are electing people to represent their states, not other politicians. No matter how you spin it, a state loses out when their guy/gal devotes all their energies to Trump.


Some of them pretty much state up front that they bring nothing else to the table but their fealty to Trump.  If that's not a clear cut example of cult mentality, I don't know what is.

Governor Desantis did that.  And look where Florida is now.  A failure to his people, just like his orange god.
 
2020-08-03 10:34:24 AM  
Hey Gaetz, I'd love to give you a slushie to wash your mouth out...
 
2020-08-03 10:35:09 AM  

Ishkur: Contrary to his stated intentions, President Donald Trump has not "drained the swamp,"

Oh but he has.

To Republicans, "draining the swamp" doesn't mean getting rid of grift and corruption. It means getting rid of Democrats.


He's done neither.
 
2020-08-03 10:36:58 AM  
It's really, really farking disturbing that being that farking stupid is the primary reason he is almost certain to be reelected in his district.  I know the Florida tag exists for good reason, but.... really? Can we not pay a little attention to what's going on in this country?
 
2020-08-03 10:39:18 AM  

Diogenes: Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.


Oh that was directed at Gates' feeling of winning the lottery when Trump calls him handsome.
 
2020-08-03 10:40:48 AM  

Flincher: Diogenes: Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.

Oh that was directed at Gates' feeling of winning the lottery when Trump calls him handsome.


Oh, I know.  I'm just having fun.
 
2020-08-03 10:41:04 AM  
This is so gross. Does he go home and tell his kids proudly that Trump called him handsome today? Funny that Republican's are so obsessed with cucks, beta's and alpha's when all of their paragon's are so clearly at the very bottom of whatever scale they measure masculinity by. But then, I suspect that on an honest scale of masculinity most Republican males would be pretty much at the bottom as well.
 
2020-08-03 10:42:48 AM  

Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image 320x205] [View Full Size image _x_]


That was the sentence where I had check out, that's just too much for me. It's an odd combination of hilarious, gross, pathetic and obvious.

I couldn't imagine not laughing my ass off if a grown man who is my colleague called me handsome. I couldn't imagine not being weirded out by a grown man who is my colleague calling me handsome. I also couldn't imagine being excited about a grown man who is my colleague calling me handsome.

With that said, I can absolutely see Trump calling Gaetz handsome and Gaetz being smitten by it. Such odd people.
 
2020-08-03 10:43:07 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Just a couple of super-smart bros, bro.
 
2020-08-03 10:43:23 AM  

shpritz: Ishkur: Contrary to his stated intentions, President Donald Trump has not "drained the swamp,"

Oh but he has.

To Republicans, "draining the swamp" doesn't mean getting rid of grift and corruption. It means getting rid of Democrats.

He's done neither.


Truth be told, there is no better advertisement for the left side of politics than Donald Trump and Moscow Mitch.
 
2020-08-03 10:44:04 AM  

Rucker10: This is so gross. Does he go home and tell his kids proudly that Trump called him handsome today? Funny that Republican's are so obsessed with cucks, beta's and alpha's when all of their paragon's are so clearly at the very bottom of whatever scale they measure masculinity by. But then, I suspect that on an honest scale of masculinity most Republican males would be pretty much at the bottom as well.


STOP MISUSING APOSTROPHE'S
 
2020-08-03 10:48:41 AM  

Ishkur: Contrary to his stated intentions, President Donald Trump has not "drained the swamp,"

Oh but he has.

To Republicans, "draining the swamp" doesn't mean getting rid of grift and corruption. It means getting rid of Democrats educated people.


Ftfy
 
2020-08-03 10:49:44 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image image 660x440]
Just a couple of super-smart bros, bro.


Fark user imageView Full Size

"So I had the honor of using the First Lavatory on Air Force One one time after PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP used it, and it was so beautiful! The warmth of the seat was incredible, and I couldn't believe how good it smelled...it brought tears to my eyes! I went up to him after and said 'Sir, thank you for making air travel great again!'"
 
2020-08-03 10:58:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 660x440]
Just a couple of super-smart bros, bro.


On The Rag, Cro Mag, and Douchebag
 
2020-08-03 11:00:10 AM  

Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 660x440]
Just a couple of super-smart bros, bro.


More like three stooges.
 
2020-08-03 11:14:40 AM  

Rucker10: This is so gross. Does he go home and tell his kids proudly that Trump called him handsome today? Funny that Republican's are so obsessed with cucks, beta's and alpha's when all of their paragon's are so clearly at the very bottom of whatever scale they measure masculinity by. But then, I suspect that on an honest scale of masculinity most Republican males would be pretty much at the bottom as well.


He doesn't have children of his own. He does live with an immigrant who he claims is his "son," but it's more along the lines of a "Ted Nugent acquiring an underage girl so he can f**k her" situation.
 
2020-08-03 11:22:48 AM  

Diogenes: Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.


Carey Elwes and George Clooney gayed me a bit back in the 90s. I think my gayosity peaked at around 15% but I haven't checked my homometer lately.
 
2020-08-03 11:25:05 AM  

edmo: This is sad. Voters are electing people to represent their states, not other politicians. No matter how you spin it, a state loses out when their guy/gal devotes all their energies to Trump.


That might have been how it was, but not anymore.  Voters are electing people to represent themselves, and sometimes even electing people to represent how the voter sees themselves, not necessarily what the reality on the ground is.  That's how we got a nation of "temporarily embarrassed millionaires", people who actively vote against their own self-interest, and a national culture of "fark you, I got mine."

As far as I can see, really only one party has actively stoked those rhetorical flames over the last 30 or so years.  The Fanta Menace is merely the latest manifestation of that effort.  I really feel and fear that if this continues, there will be more Dorito Mussolini's to be had, or worse since they have the benefit of hindsight to see what worked and what didn't this time around.
 
2020-08-03 11:37:12 AM  
He doesn't hold the tongue, either.
 
2020-08-03 11:37:53 AM  
When the hell did he turn into Joe Don Baker?
 
2020-08-03 11:39:51 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Diogenes: Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.

Carey Elwes and George Clooney gayed me a bit back in the 90s. I think my gayosity peaked at around 15% but I haven't checked my homometer lately.


I hate to break it to you, but you do have "Cyclist" in your handle.

NTTAWWT!!1!  I don't usually tell anyone, but every now and then I "go for a bicycle ride" myself...
 
2020-08-03 12:01:20 PM  

eKonk: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Diogenes: Flincher: Diogenes: When Trump calls him "handsome," the congressman acts like he's won the lottery.

[Fark user image image 320x205]

[media1.giphy.com image 300x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

I'm already gay.  I guess I could try to be more gay.  But I can't make any promises.  It's not the same with all the social distancing and such.

Carey Elwes and George Clooney gayed me a bit back in the 90s. I think my gayosity peaked at around 15% but I haven't checked my homometer lately.

I hate to break it to you, but you do have "Cyclist" in your handle.

NTTAWWT!!1!  I don't usually tell anyone, but every now and then I "go for a bicycle ride" myself...


Queen - Bicycle Race
Youtube GugsCdLHm-Q
 
2020-08-03 12:33:48 PM  
Whatever Trump wants, Matt Gaetz.
Fark user imageView Full Size

i'll see myself out
 
2020-08-03 12:50:33 PM  
Remember when Ben Affleck kissed J Lo's booty? I like for those times.
 
2020-08-03 3:45:03 PM  

saywhonow: [Fark user image 425x426]


Drinking from a stone penis?

What is he going to do next? Roger the Stone?
 
2020-08-03 7:34:17 PM  
Maybe he had issues with his HS girlfriend when the nerds took over.
 
Displayed 48 of 48 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.