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2020-08-03 8:36:44 AM  
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2020-08-03 8:37:14 AM  
GO [checks schedule] teams whose cities start with a W!! ...and for a large poutine covered, air-horn shaped meteor about 8pm

Also
Registration is open now for the Bracket Challenge.. Can't do the brackets yet... But you can register and get organized, when to fill out your bracket will be after the play-in round and the seeding round robin is done.
Anyway, I've re-up'd the "Goon Juice Aficionados" league..  password "Fark234" to join.
 
2020-08-03 8:58:12 AM  

sno man: GO [checks schedule] teams whose cities start with a W!! ...and for a large poutine covered, air-horn shaped meteor about 8pm


There are a lot of teams/series that need a giant meteor.  Not because I wouldn't be very happy to see 'x's' Cup chances dashed for the year, that's always nice.  BUT, this being 2020 & everything is farked up, letting 'x' have a chance at the #1 draft pick is even more wrong...sigh

Also
Registration is open now for the Bracket Challenge.. Can't do the brackets yet... But you can register and get organized, when to fill out your bracket will be after the play-in round and the seeding round robin is done.
Anyway, I've re-up'd the "Goon Juice Aficionados" league..  password "Fark234" to join.


Ya know, thanks (really) for setting up the league once again, but a link would be a lot more useful than 'go over there & search around...'  I found the league for the HTC, is that what you're talking about?  As iirc that was separate from the bracket challenge over the years.  Shrug, we've got a while to get it sorted out regardless.

So go teams who don't deserve/would otherwise screw up a really good prospect.  If they're in the qualifiers then they probably aren't really poised to make a deep run for The Cup.  I guess, fark I don't know.  No dog (or Duck) in the hunt this year.  I'll tell you though, while it's wonderful to be seeing hockey again, it's going to be tough to maintain this level of interest when it's 90 degrees right outside the windows...
 
2020-08-03 9:07:42 AM  
I'm at work but I hope the Rangers do wel
 
2020-08-03 9:18:35 AM  
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2020-08-03 9:18:46 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Ya know, thanks (really) for setting up the league once again, but a link would be a lot more useful than 'go over there & search around...'


Yeah, my bad... It does seem to be off the path a bit.. https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leag​u​es/goon-juice-aficionados You will also need an NHL.com ID, and because domains, sign in in both places if/when you create a new account. This info will be added to my daily reminders.

The HTC league with the same name and passy was set up by Special Agent and can be found here (for those looking for it): https://hattrick.nhl.com/#/league/2942​*which you will have to copy/pasta, because [waves hand dismissively] reasons*
 
2020-08-03 9:26:09 AM  
and of course in the course of throwing it out took the space before the "*" with it.
 
2020-08-03 10:09:53 AM  
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2020-08-03 10:10:46 AM  
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Pierre's ready.
 
2020-08-03 10:22:29 AM  
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2020-08-03 11:04:34 AM  
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2020-08-03 11:22:02 AM  

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2020-08-03 11:32:10 AM  
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2020-08-03 11:32:30 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-03 11:32:38 AM  

sno man: GO [checks schedule] teams whose cities start with a W!! ...and for a large poutine covered, air-horn shaped meteor about 8pm

Also
Registration is open now for the Bracket Challenge.. Can't do the brackets yet... But you can register and get organized, when to fill out your bracket will be after the play-in round and the seeding round robin is done.
Anyway, I've re-up'd the "Goon Juice Aficionados" league..  password "Fark234" to join.


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2020-08-03 11:33:23 AM  
As for me, I'll probably not be in the threads much on weekdays, since I'm working.  My 'work space' is the kitchen table and I can't see the TV from here.   I'll probably be with you reprobates later this evening.
 
2020-08-03 11:35:50 AM  
2 fresh growlers, gotta grab a nap before the late game.
 
2020-08-03 11:39:37 AM  

abmoraz: sno man: GO [checks schedule] teams whose cities start with a W!! ...and for a large poutine covered, air-horn shaped meteor about 8pm

Also
Registration is open now for the Bracket Challenge.. Can't do the brackets yet... But you can register and get organized, when to fill out your bracket will be after the play-in round and the seeding round robin is done.
Anyway, I've re-up'd the "Goon Juice Aficionados" league..  password "Fark234" to join.

Team undefined-1596392258 reporting for duty.


Saw that, lol, how did you do that?
 
2020-08-03 11:43:08 AM  
I wonder of there's a 'shop out there of the French knight from "The Holy Grail" in Habs colors?
 
2020-08-03 11:47:53 AM  
Six games today. My liver may never recover.
Anyway ..... go not-Habs.
 
2020-08-03 11:58:35 AM  
It's noon and none of the planned accomplishing has happened. However, there is lots of unplanned accomplishing that will make today's anticipated accomplishing happen, only later.

Anyhow, after that brain dump, hooray for hockey!
 
2020-08-03 11:58:47 AM  
Get back to work you slackers!

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2020-08-03 11:59:34 AM  

sno man: abmoraz:Team undefined-1596392258 reporting for duty.

Saw that, lol, how did you do that?


Actually, I think I know how... In your NHL account profile, did you fill in your name? I can't find a way to do that from the BC site, but from NHL.com, sign in and edit your profile, I'm not sure that would update the info at BC, because I seem to remember some of this nonsense last year, but.. I think that might explain it.
 
2020-08-03 12:01:12 PM  
Awfully tempting to open a window on my computer and have the game on while I work today. May have to do that for Flames/Jets.
 
2020-08-03 12:05:52 PM  
9am on a Monday?
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2020-08-03 12:13:12 PM  
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And Rangers take a penalty 16 seconds in.

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2020-08-03 12:18:08 PM  
Jerks beat King Henrik over his shoulder, 1-0 'Canes!

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2020-08-03 12:21:17 PM  
I think it is a testament to the character of the Rangers to give the Hurricanes the first two games of the series which ensures it'll be a full five games with the Rangers winning. They want to give more hockey to the masses so they're willing to look like incompetent buffoons in the first two games but the act of giving is more important to them. Good folks, them Rangers be.
 
2020-08-03 12:22:15 PM  

andychrist420: 9am on a Monday?
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Got to get 6 games in 2 arenas in. Got to start early.

/should've set up a 2nd arena in both cities to handle at least 1 game a day
//just for the ice quality
 
2020-08-03 12:22:40 PM  
Only losers spend time in the opposing team's end of the ice and the Rangers aren't losers.
 
2020-08-03 12:23:50 PM  

buckeyebrain: 69. (Goalies name here) says NO!


Mrazek says NO!
 
2020-08-03 12:31:59 PM  
5 on 3.  Jerks goal incoming?
 
2020-08-03 12:33:12 PM  
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Means 1:22 5-on-3 for the Rangers
 
2020-08-03 12:33:37 PM  

sno man: sno man: abmoraz:Team undefined-1596392258 reporting for duty.

Saw that, lol, how did you do that?

Actually, I think I know how... In your NHL account profile, did you fill in your name? I can't find a way to do that from the BC site, but from NHL.com, sign in and edit your profile, I'm not sure that would update the info at BC, because I seem to remember some of this nonsense last year, but.. I think that might explain it.


No idea.  It's always automatically named my entry "abmoraz.##" in the past.  I added in my real first and last name ("Fark" and "Off") at NHL.com, but that hasn't seemed to change it...
 
2020-08-03 12:34:36 PM  
Rags' power play manages a goal, knotted at 1.

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2020-08-03 12:43:40 PM  
Mrazek comes up big again!
 
2020-08-03 12:47:24 PM  
Handbags at the end of the period, and I think I counted 6 Ranger sweaters in there. That could be a bit of a problem.
 
2020-08-03 12:56:30 PM  
I'm listening to the Carolina home radio broadcast and got a local GEICO ad deriding the proud Detroit tradition of hurling octopi on the ice.  Folks, don't knock a hockey tradition that predates your team by decades.  This ad was followed by a PSA about not leaving children locked in hot cars.
 
2020-08-03 1:00:29 PM  
Flames early today.

Don't let up!
 
2020-08-03 1:07:58 PM  
JERKGOAL

UNTIED
 
2020-08-03 1:09:25 PM  
Another Jerk-goal?
 
2020-08-03 1:09:52 PM  
Oh just fark me.
 
2020-08-03 1:09:57 PM  
JERKGOAL AGAIN
 
BBH
2020-08-03 1:11:06 PM  
Dreaded for the Jerks.
 
2020-08-03 1:11:39 PM  
Have to work but checking in as I have the game on in the background.
 
2020-08-03 1:13:06 PM  
This defense is theeee worrrrrrrssssstttt

Also sorry Hank, they do you no favors, but it's time.
 
2020-08-03 1:13:50 PM  
How long have the commentary team doing puns?
 
2020-08-03 1:14:17 PM  
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2020-08-03 1:15:28 PM  
Getting hit by Isaias will be an improvement.
 
2020-08-03 1:17:09 PM  

BBH: Dreaded for the Jerks.


Man, I get up to make a sandwich and the Jerks score 2 goals.

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