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(Twitter)   Subby hopes her obituary will be posted after November but if it does come before, this will be included   (twitter.com) divider line
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7 days ago  
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6 days ago  
That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.
 
6 days ago  

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Groce funeral home served my grandfather well. I hope they don't take the inevitable abuse from this.
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


Get on line fella
 
6 days ago  
I will certainly be thinking of my father this November after he had the misfortune of dying during this "administration." And so will my daughter who will be voting for the first time.
 
6 days ago  
Please vote. 
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6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.


No.  Donnie will live well past the age of 150.  Hatred and spite will keep him alive indefinitely.
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


I will eat a package of laxatives and go piss on it. From my butt.
 
6 days ago  
This is why he's so afraid of the mail-in vote.
 
6 days ago  

exqqqme: Get on line fella


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On it, my dude.
 
6 days ago  
JFK has the eternal flame.

It would be a nice gesture to give Trump the eternal piss. Human beings from all across the globe come to visit and pay disrespects.

/power of fark
 
6 days ago  

exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella


I will be there with a vending truck full of free beer and asparagus.
 
6 days ago  

exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella


I'm pretty sure Trump's grave will have dedicated levees.
 
6 days ago  

Nullav: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I'm pretty sure Trump's grave will have dedicated levees.


It would erode into nothing with that kind of acidic hydrology. Just a stinking pit.
 
6 days ago  

Rann Xerox: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I will be there with a vending truck full of free beer and asparagus.


No cuttlefish?
 
6 days ago  

yohohogreengiant: Nullav: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I'm pretty sure Trump's grave will have dedicated levees.

It would erode into nothing with that kind of acidic hydrology. Just a stinking pit.


I think whatever cemetery that they dump his stinking carcass in will have the "Donald J. Trump Memorial Outhouse and Grave Marker."
 
6 days ago  
She upheld the spirit of Asheville to and beyond the end.
 
6 days ago  

yohohogreengiant: Nullav: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I'm pretty sure Trump's grave will have dedicated levees.

It would erode into nothing with that kind of acidic hydrology. Just a stinking pit.


How difficult would it be to arrange for a flock of vultures to pay a visit? I hear their droppings are particularly caustic. Maybe we could crowdfund it?
 
6 days ago  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: JFK has the eternal flame.

It would be a nice gesture to give Trump the eternal piss. Human beings from all across the globe come to visit and pay disrespects.

/power of fark


Perhaps something like this, but in the middle of a toxic pond that Trump would be buried in.
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6 days ago  

Catlenfell: Please vote. 
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Is that statistic eligible voters, or population? Cause there are like three million Puerto Ricans that'd like to have a word with you, and a federal election ballot.
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


They should install privacy curtains, a french drain, and charge $10 a pee.  They'd balance the budget.
 
6 days ago  

Boo_Guy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: JFK has the eternal flame.

It would be a nice gesture to give Trump the eternal piss. Human beings from all across the globe come to visit and pay disrespects.

/power of fark

Perhaps something like this, but in the middle of a toxic pond that Trump would be buried in.
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Have a statue of Obama peeing on trump.

Sure, Obama would be horrified, but.....come on.
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


You'll have to queue up.

They could charge admittance.  Put it towards paying down the deficit.
 
6 days ago  

Rann Xerox: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I will be there with a vending truck full of free beer and asparagus.


You can park next to my taco truck handing out free bean tacos.
 
6 days ago  
so ted's the knight of the flowers?

(i know, fark is not my personal erotica site)

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6 days ago  

odinsposse: Rann Xerox: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I will be there with a vending truck full of free beer and asparagus.

You can park next to my taco truck handing out free bean tacos.


beans in tacos are like coconut in green fluff...
 
6 days ago  

cynicalminion: so ted's the knight of the flowers?

(i know, fark is not my personal erotica site)

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Odd that we are willing to sanctify our superiority over trump in the way Russian hookers were paid to denigrate him
 
6 days ago  

yohohogreengiant: Nullav: exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella

I'm pretty sure Trump's grave will have dedicated levees.

It would erode into nothing with that kind of acidic hydrology. Just a stinking pit.


Like his presidency.
 
6 days ago  
"Avenge me"
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


I was going to say "do we have to wait until he's dead... but I hear he likes that."
 
6 days ago  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: JFK has the eternal flame.

It would be a nice gesture to give Trump the eternal piss. Human beings from all across the globe come to visit and pay disrespects.

/power of fark


Charge people a dollar - hell, make that 10 cents - and you will have instantly rebuilt your economy.
 
6 days ago  

1funguy: cynicalminion: so ted's the knight of the flowers?

(i know, fark is not my personal erotica site)

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Odd that we are willing to sanctify our superiority over trump in the way Russian hookers were paid to denigrate him


"sanctify" or "quantify"?
 
6 days ago  

Koodz: She upheld the spirit of Asheville to and beyond the end.


hehe, yep
 
6 days ago  

exqqqme: Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.

Get on line fella


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6 days ago  
It is a satisfying thought that his presidential library will have to feature an index of his inane and erratic tweets.
 
6 days ago  

Catlenfell: Please vote. 
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True. Now, how many if those couldn't be bothered compared to being disenfranchised, gerrymandered or otherwise wouldn't count due to no fault of the potential voter?
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


Trump will have the record-breaking crowd he has always wanted with all the people showing up to piss on his grave.
 
6 days ago  

thenewflesh: Catlenfell: Please vote. 
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True. Now, how many if those couldn't be bothered compared to being disenfranchised, gerrymandered or otherwise wouldn't count due to no fault of the potential voter?


Gerrymandering doesn't stop you from voting
 
6 days ago  

qorkfiend: thenewflesh: Catlenfell: Please vote. 
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True. Now, how many if those couldn't be bothered compared to being disenfranchised, gerrymandered or otherwise wouldn't count due to no fault of the potential voter?

Gerrymandering doesn't stop you from voting


Living in a territory does, federally. It's pretty arbitrary who doesn't get to vote at times.
 
6 days ago  

Cythraul: That would be a bitter realization to know you're going to die before trump.  One of the few comforts to me over this administration has been the fact that I will most likely outlive that man.

Trump's grave better be guarded 24/7.  Or I will go there and attempt to piss on his grave.


See it's the sheer number of times that I've heard those nearly-exact words that gives me hope that at least ONE of them will actually do it.

Like, they're gonna need 24/7 video surveillance on his tomb, but even then there's gonna be at least one Real American Ninja mfer that should be able to get by.
 
6 days ago  

Pharmdawg: It is a satisfying thought that his presidential library will have to feature an index of his inane and erratic tweets.


Trump has probably asked how much he can charge for admission to his presidential library.
 
6 days ago  

yohohogreengiant: qorkfiend: thenewflesh: Catlenfell: Please vote. 
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True. Now, how many if those couldn't be bothered compared to being disenfranchised, gerrymandered or otherwise wouldn't count due to no fault of the potential voter?

Gerrymandering doesn't stop you from voting

Living in a territory does, federally. It's pretty arbitrary who doesn't get to vote at times.


This is a new and novel definition of "gerrymandering", and the distinction between "territory" and "state" is not arbitrary.
 
6 days ago  
Trump is going to be like Nixon in Futurama
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6 days ago  
Dont worry subby, the military is fighting COVID!
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6 days ago  

lolmao500: Dont worry subby, the military is fighting COVID!
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6 days ago  
Latrine pit idea aside, it mightbe a better idea to either cremate and scatter the swine's ashes or bury him in secret.  I'd hate for his cult to make a shrine out of his rotting place....and you know some of them would try.  There's money to be made in selling relics, admission, votive candles etc.
 
6 days ago  
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.
 
6 days ago  

lolmao500: Dont worry subby, the military is fighting COVID!
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The military is farked when those Malboros give them every status ailment.
 
6 days ago  
With you Farkers around they're going to have to bury Trump in an undisclosed location and guard it 24/7. Secret Service, sniffer dogs (specially trained to find beer and asparagus), laser tripwire, cats riding dinosaurs, the works.
 
6 days ago  

starsrift: Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is madness.


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