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(Redbook Magazine)   Did you ever wonder how many men the Golden Girls slept with? Of course you did, don't lie   (redbookmag.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
Neine, neine, neine!
 
6 days ago  
That was the whole premise of the show.
 
6 days ago  
It was too few, however many.

/bea arthur deserved way more sex
 
6 days ago  
Same problem as Seinfeld had.
 
6 days ago  
Uhm, about as many men as the Huxtables had sweaters. Say, $400,000 a year. That was my guess. A journalist made the same guess, reassuring me that I was in the right zone.

If I had to say a number, how about three new men between the four of them per episode. Sophie doesn't really count. She was an Italian widow. But I would go as high as four per episode to cover her beaux and because Rose was a slut.
 
6 days ago  

gameshowhost: It was too few, however many.

/bea arthur deserved way more sex


You're nice.
 
6 days ago  
Jesus this quarantine needs to end. Heh
 
6 days ago  

dv-ous: Same problem as Seinfeld had.


All the characters were narcissistic sociopaths? That's why I loved the ending, where they all ended in prison orange. Hope that is not a spoiler for anybody who means to watch it for the first time or after a long period of mental decline. If so, forget watching Seinfeld for a few weeks.
 
6 days ago  
As a child, I wondered how Maude ever had sex, which I was told, is very necessary to adults. Of course I know better now.
 
6 days ago  

brantgoose: dv-ous: Same problem as Seinfeld had.

All the characters were narcissistic sociopaths? That's why I loved the ending, where they all ended in prison orange. Hope that is not a spoiler for anybody who means to watch it for the first time or after a long period of mental decline. If so, forget watching Seinfeld for a few weeks.


Well, now. Jerry's Girlfriends. He only had 66, according to Google, but it's basically the same problem. Sitcom, main character has relationship drama for lulz, return to the status quo by end-of-episode. Guest stars are cheap and you never see them again.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

brantgoose: gameshowhost: It was too few, however many.

/bea arthur deserved way more sex

You're nice.


Yeah I guess ( ._.)
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Rose said that she and her husband had sex every night after supper, their entire marriage til he died.
 
6 days ago  
Golden Girls for some reason is associated with gay culture and I've never understood that. Wait, to rephrase I totally understand why gay folks love it, but FFS gay folks love many of the shows I do. IT'S FOR THE SAME REASONS. I love that show and cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.
 
6 days ago  
 Step up, macho guys. I know you love that show.
 
6 days ago  
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I stared at this longer than I thought I would.
 
6 days ago  
Oh, on the show. I thought it meant in real life. At the same time.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
What about Coco?

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6 days ago  
And almost ONE woman

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6 days ago  
I really have a thing for Rose.

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5 days ago  
Several of my friends really did love this show.  I was not a big fan, but am glad the people that tuned into the show enjoyed the characters and humor. Betty White is a national treasure.
 
5 days ago  
And you would see, the biggest dick would be on Bea and the card attached would say "thank you for banging my end"
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Ehhh.

If you're going to post shiat like this, at least give the clicks to the guy who did the work, not the random shiatty blog no one cares about that's nothing but less-useful blind quoting of the original article with stupider GIFs.

I know the subject is stupidly trivial, but the guy is doing actual journalism (I mean, about an ancient sitcom for some reason, but there's actual journalistic research going on here) and presumably doing so for a living.  Linking to someone who is literally stealing his content and taking money out of his paycheck is not really good form, man.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
My wife and daughter love the show but I doesn't do anything for me.   I can't say I've watched a lot of episodes but it gives me the vibe that they all spend a lot time talking about sex and dating lonely old guys with money (but not enough money to be going after a trophy wife) but they never actually put out.
 
5 days ago  
In a row?
 
5 days ago  

Lambskincoat: Neine, neine, neine!


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5 days ago  

Dahnkster: Several of my friends really did love this show.  I was not a big fan, but am glad the people that tuned into the show enjoyed the characters and humor. Betty White is a national treasure.


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5 days ago  

Jim_Callahan: Ehhh.

If you're going to post shiat like this, at least give the clicks to the guy who did the work, not the random shiatty blog no one cares about that's nothing but less-useful blind quoting of the original article with stupider GIFs.

I know the subject is stupidly trivial, but the guy is doing actual journalism (I mean, about an ancient sitcom for some reason, but there's actual journalistic research going on here) and presumably doing so for a living.  Linking to someone who is literally stealing his content and taking money out of his paycheck is not really good form, man.


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5 days ago  
Watch out there was a time when rose killed  a man when she got laid

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5 days ago  

dickfreckle: Golden Girls for some reason is associated with gay culture and I've never understood that. Wait, to rephrase I totally understand why gay folks love it, but FFS gay folks love many of the shows I do. IT'S FOR THE SAME REASONS. I love that show and cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.


I liked the show when I was a kid, and I might get a chuckle if a caught an episode. I'm not gay but I see why gay men love it. Blanche is a slut. Dorothy is a sarcastic diva, so is Sophie, but Sophie is more of a hag.

It's basically all gay stereotypes.

/Rose would be a loveless twink
 
5 days ago  

Lambskincoat: As a child, I wondered how Maude ever had sex, which I was told, is very necessary to adults. Of course I know better now.


This is how.

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5 days ago  

Wine Sipping Elitist: dickfreckle: Golden Girls for some reason is associated with gay culture and I've never understood that. Wait, to rephrase I totally understand why gay folks love it, but FFS gay folks love many of the shows I do. IT'S FOR THE SAME REASONS. I love that show and cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.

I liked the show when I was a kid, and I might get a chuckle if a caught an episode. I'm not gay but I see why gay men love it. Blanche is a slut. Dorothy is a sarcastic diva, so is Sophie, but Sophie is more of a hag.

It's basically all gay stereotypes.

/Rose would be a loveless twink


Huh. That's a good reply. Have never thought of the show that way. I just thought the sh*t was funny. What's odd is that I spent years living in a very gay neighborhood and still don't understand why Golden Girls is so gay. Where I lived was in the center of the gay bars in New Orleans. Bars I often hanged around (heh). Most of my neighbors were gay and frequently came by with gifts. I think the gifts were targeted at my GF, who many thought of as a Barbie. It was always stuff to spruce up the apartment. Flowers, local artwork, etc. Nicest people you'd ever meet. Or maybe they were saying our apt looked like sh*t. Odd, bc I can put a room together. Guess I failed.
 
5 days ago  
I always thought Living Single was like a Black Golden Girls.
Kadijah was Dorothy: Tough and smart
Sinclair was Rose: Sweet and dim
Regine was Blanche: Saucy and sexy
Max was Ma: Caustic and cynical
 
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5 days ago  

invictus2: Watch out there was a time when rose killed  a man when she got laid

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I'll take my chances.
 
5 days ago  

Lambskincoat: Neine, neine, neine!


From wht ive heard its better when they take their teeth out.
 
5 days ago  

brantgoose: dv-ous: Same problem as Seinfeld had.

All the characters were narcissistic sociopaths? That's why I loved the ending, where they all ended in prison orange. Hope that is not a spoiler for anybody who means to watch it for the first time or after a long period of mental decline. If so, forget watching Seinfeld for a few weeks.


Everyone on the boob toob is an attention whore.

Otherwise they would have never made it to tv.

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5 days ago  

Lambskincoat: As a child, I wondered how Maude ever had sex, which I was told, is very necessary to adults. Of course I know better now.


Thats what garden hoses are for, honey.
 
5 days ago  

darkhorse23: Rose said that she and her husband had sex every night after supper, their entire marriage til he died.


Which husband??
 
5 days ago  

dickfreckle: Golden Girls for some reason is associated with gay culture and I've never understood that. Wait, to rephrase I totally understand why gay folks love it, but FFS gay folks love many of the shows I do. IT'S FOR THE SAME REASONS. I love that show and cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny.


Peter puffer!!!
 
5 days ago  

dickfreckle: Step up, macho guys. I know you love that show.


To me it was a group of self absorbed older women who never seemed to work and who spent all their time wondering what the others were doing.

I couldnt stomach it more than 5 or 10 min.
 
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