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2020-08-01 5:12:42 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-08-01 5:13:10 PM  
Quick, everyone hide!
 
2020-08-01 5:15:21 PM  

bazbt3: Quick, everyone hide!


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2020-08-01 5:18:34 PM  
Oh geez. What the what
 
2020-08-01 5:19:41 PM  
And she will have half of us on her ignore list by Tuesday.
 
2020-08-01 5:20:12 PM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: bazbt3: Quick, everyone hide!

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Heh, good plan! My comfy chair doesn't recline but I'm about as far back in it as I can get, had to toss the dog off before she suffocated me.
 
2020-08-01 5:25:25 PM  
I've been to Fark a couple of times and they're pretty much the worst of the lot.

There was a particular and notable instance where I pointed out that there are very bad people on both sides.  I was trying to compromise in our polarized political climate.  But suddenly and without warning, the posters begin screaming at me, telling me how I am a bad person, simply for pointing out that the Axis powers had legitimate grievances of their own.

I explained that the Weimar Republic was stabbed in the back, but before I could point out the group of individuals responsible for this metaphorical atrocity, I received a message from one of the moderators to "please stop trolling, Mike, I'll buy you another box of Ding Dongs if you do, sweetykins", and it was in this moment that I realized my mom was such a sweet person and she was really looking out for me.

I stopped posting for about six hours and then started right back, knew my mother would cave like a house of cards, I must have eaten like three boxes of Zingers and HoHos on that day, goddamn, literally feeding the troll, if you catch my drift, lol.
 
2020-08-01 5:26:22 PM  
Who?
 
2020-08-01 5:32:44 PM  

arrogantbastich: Who?


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Imagine typical British excessive understatement and you're not even close.

/sorry, you did ask
 
2020-08-01 5:33:03 PM  
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2020-08-01 5:36:18 PM  

Mike_LowELL: I've been to Fark a couple of times and they're pretty much the worst of the lot.

There was a particular and notable instance where I pointed out that there are very bad people on both sides.  I was trying to compromise in our polarized political climate.  But suddenly and without warning, the posters begin screaming at me, telling me how I am a bad person, simply for pointing out that the Axis powers had legitimate grievances of their own.

I explained that the Weimar Republic was stabbed in the back, but before I could point out the group of individuals responsible for this metaphorical atrocity, I received a message from one of the moderators to "please stop trolling, Mike, I'll buy you another box of Ding Dongs if you do, sweetykins", and it was in this moment that I realized my mom was such a sweet person and she was really looking out for me.

I stopped posting for about six hours and then started right back, knew my mother would cave like a house of cards, I must have eaten like three boxes of Zingers and HoHos on that day, goddamn, literally feeding the troll, if you catch my drift, lol.


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2020-08-01 5:38:09 PM  

bazbt3: arrogantbastich: Who?

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Imagine typical British excessive understatement and you're not even close.

/sorry, you did ask


You probably could have done less and still imparted the same amount of information.
 
2020-08-01 5:51:02 PM  

arrogantbastich: bazbt3: arrogantbastich: Who?

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Imagine typical British excessive understatement and you're not even close.

/sorry, you did ask

You probably could have done less and still imparted the same amount of information.


Yup, every single time I post. :)
 
2020-08-01 6:25:02 PM  
Wait- did the comment mentioning me get nuked? I could have sworn I got paged to this thread.
 
2020-08-01 6:32:18 PM  

GWSuperfan: Wait- did the comment mentioning me get nuked? I could have sworn I got paged to this thread.


This thread would not *exist* without you, isn't that enough‽ :)
 
2020-08-01 6:57:47 PM  
Nothing wrong with a unhinged witch.  Dated one, actually.

/not this one
 
2020-08-01 7:15:58 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Nothing wrong with a unhinged witch.  Dated one, actually.

/not this one


You dated Stevie Nicks?
 
2020-08-01 7:34:05 PM  
Sooo, what did she see to make her think that she must join Fark?
 
2020-08-01 7:36:24 PM  

bazbt3: arrogantbastich: Who?

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Imagine typical British excessive understatement and you're not even close.

/sorry, you did ask


Counterpoint:

mensch
/men(t)SH/
noun
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
a person of integrity and honor.
 
2020-08-01 7:46:06 PM  
shiat, I have to put pants on when company comes over, don't I?
 
2020-08-01 7:50:37 PM  
Oh boy better bust out my collection
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2020-08-01 7:52:02 PM  
Well, someone has to be the antisocial assholes around here.  Don't hate us cause we're always correct.
 
2020-08-01 8:01:54 PM  
Holy shiat, does anyone still think she's relevant and not nuclear waste?

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/patrib​o​tics-blog/

C R A Y
 
2020-08-01 8:06:19 PM  
who?
 
2020-08-01 8:06:30 PM  

bazbt3: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: ... had to toss the dog off before she suffocated me.


That sounds like an unhealthy relationship.
 
2020-08-01 8:08:10 PM  
Next thing, she'll get her own Tag and we'll be Photoshopping her in a fugly sweater.
 
2020-08-01 8:29:30 PM  

gameshowhost: Holy shiat, does anyone still think she's relevant and not nuclear waste?

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/patribo​tics-blog/

C R A Y


She isn't just bat crap crazy.  She is a sleazy dishonest grifter pitching wild conspiracy theories.

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There there is this which is so bat crap crazy I'm going to make you read it and suffer like I did.
https://patribotics.blog/2017/02/14/t​h​e-carolina-conspiracy-putin-catfished-​weiner-louise-mensch/
 
2020-08-01 8:45:37 PM  
Great. You've rebooted gorgor.
 
2020-08-01 8:51:38 PM  

blastoh: gameshowhost: Holy shiat, does anyone still think she's relevant and not nuclear waste?

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/patribo​tics-blog/

C R A Y

She isn't just bat crap crazy.  She is a sleazy dishonest grifter pitching wild conspiracy theories.

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There there is this which is so bat crap crazy I'm going to make you read it and suffer like I did.
https://patribotics.blog/2017/02/14/th​e-carolina-conspiracy-putin-catfished-​weiner-louise-mensch/


Yep. It's a crying shame that #TheResistance was so in a huff about avenging HRC that they boosted Mensch for way, way too long.
 
2020-08-01 8:52:46 PM  

blastoh: gameshowhost: Holy shiat, does anyone still think she's relevant and not nuclear waste?

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/patribo​tics-blog/

C R A Y

She isn't just bat crap crazy.  She is a sleazy dishonest grifter pitching wild conspiracy theories.

[Fark user image 425x727]
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There there is this which is so bat crap crazy I'm going to make you read it and suffer like I did.
https://patribotics.blog/2017/02/14/th​e-carolina-conspiracy-putin-catfished-​weiner-louise-mensch/


So, y'all are saying she'll fit right in around here?
 
2020-08-01 9:08:32 PM  
I hear she's a real mensch, but who is she?
 
2020-08-01 9:10:31 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Great. You've rebooted gorgor.


shhhhhhhh!
 
2020-08-01 9:10:47 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

LouiseMensch: @fark @gwsuperfan OK now I must join @Fark


Wow, some backstory would be nice. What's the lead-up to this? I mean, not everyone here follows this kind of shiat that closely...
 
2020-08-01 9:11:41 PM  
So the finger protocol is coming back?

/ what you doing this weekend?
// not sure, finger me friday to see if i have plans
 
2020-08-01 9:12:42 PM  
Curmudgeon is a great word.
 
2020-08-01 9:13:01 PM  

bazbt3: arrogantbastich: Who?

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Imagine typical British excessive understatement and you're not even close.

/sorry, you did ask


That doesn't really answer anything, actually.
 
2020-08-01 9:13:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Next thing, she'll get her own Tag and we'll be Photoshopping her in a fugly sweater.


Fail tag already exists.  But we can work on the Shoop.
 
2020-08-01 9:13:44 PM  

Naido: Sooo, what did she see to make her think that she must join Fark?


My Johnson, probably.
 
2020-08-01 9:14:09 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:16:05 PM  
I'll repost my latest set.

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2020-08-01 9:17:12 PM  
she's awful.
 
2020-08-01 9:17:21 PM  
I don't know who she is.
 
2020-08-01 9:18:04 PM  

GWSuperfan: Wait- did the comment mentioning me get nuked? I could have sworn I got paged to this thread.


NVM. I just figured it out. It was that stupid Original guy that mentioned me. >:-[
 
2020-08-01 9:21:43 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:21:51 PM  
Whoa, whoa, wait!  You got the headline switched with this one:

"So. Whaddya in for?"
 
2020-08-01 9:22:09 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:22:11 PM  
If she gets on here, fark is fu*ked.

Thanks Drew
 
2020-08-01 9:23:05 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:23:22 PM  

WTFDYW: If she gets on here, fark is fu*ked.

Thanks Drew


If she gets on here she will be on the ignore list of 80% of the people here. The people who don't have her on the ignore list are already on everybody else's ignore list. It will be a self-correcting problem.
 
2020-08-01 9:23:52 PM  
I googled her name, read her Wiki, and I'm still like:

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