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2020-08-01 7:06:25 PM  
88 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:11:20 PM  
45 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:17:23 PM  
28 votes:
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2020-08-01 4:47:27 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-08-01 8:29:29 PM  
18 votes:
I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."
 
2020-08-01 4:57:24 PM  
12 votes:
And how nice to release the book on Obama's birthday.
 
2020-08-01 8:39:19 PM  
10 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat
 
2020-08-01 8:30:27 PM  
9 votes:
I got a two week ban on a Blu ray message board for saying that Hannity's book is an acceptable substitute if Target runs out of toilet paper.
 
2020-08-01 8:56:41 PM  
8 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:25:14 PM  
8 votes:
Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?
 
2020-08-01 8:58:43 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-08-01 10:20:16 PM  
6 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


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2020-08-01 8:24:57 PM  
5 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).
 
2020-08-01 8:55:19 PM  
4 votes:

HerptheDerp: I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.


Build a fort to keep the Libs out.
 
2020-08-01 8:27:47 PM  
4 votes:
Live free or get waterboarded to prove it's not torture
 
2020-08-01 8:33:42 PM  
3 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:31:16 PM  
3 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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2020-08-01 7:58:48 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
So in the past 10 days DJT has endorsed Goya beans, a donor's pizzeria chain, a kook doctor into demon semen, and now Hannity's book.

This is what he thinks the actual job of a president is. To be a sideshow pitchman or cheerleader for whatever crap thinks helps his cronies or interests.
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He makes Vince from Slap Chop look respectable as fark in comparison.
 
2020-08-01 9:38:51 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:03:25 PM  
2 votes:
As President, Trump has the absolute authority to promote the business interests of his friends. That's in the constitution.
 
2020-08-01 5:19:15 PM  
2 votes:
He'll imagine what it says, and since he is Big Brother, that will be what it says.

You know, like when he imagines the Constitution or the Bible according to Norman Vincent and Edna Peale.

We are an Empire now, we make our own reality. You fact-based punters just can't keep up with our new realities every eyeblink of time. It makes you heads spin like that girl in the Exorcist.
 
2020-08-02 12:34:38 PM  
1 vote:

fragMasterFlash: Puppet Show

And

MAGA book signing





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2020-08-01 10:48:24 PM  
1 vote:

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Alright! Some of the old favorites!
 
2020-08-01 9:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-01 9:07:57 PM  
1 vote:
Puppet Show

And

MAGA book signing
 
2020-08-01 8:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
Another successful transaction. Hannity gets another presidential endorsement to juice his book sales, Trump continues reaping the benefits of fawning North Korean government-level propaganda every night on primetime tv.

It's a shame we can't prosecute politicians for such an explicit quid pro quo, but then we'd have to go after all the self-dealers on both sides and we can't have that now can we?
 
2020-08-01 8:54:34 PM  
1 vote:
And half the book is blank so you can write how great Donald Trump is in you very own words.  Maybe, someday you can even show it to him.

Based on Brian's self help book.

Is anyone keeping track of all of D2S's alternafacts? I'd like to scoop em up and get a book published called Donald Trump: Life at the Speed of Lie.  I mean, just download, paginate and send to a publisher.  No real effort like Traitor Tot or Hannity.  "Is this what I paid him to write? Looks like words.  Publish it"
 
2020-08-01 8:54:08 PM  
1 vote:

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


One of those is in my old neighborhood where my parents still live. You don't see the signs much anymore, they're basically being shown and waved by the die-hards. And the reason they are doing this, is because they are feeling more and more like everyone hates them (which they do) and are lashing out.

The sign's purpose isn't to demand respect, it's to inform you that you need to tell your kids to walk on the other side of the street.
 
2020-08-01 8:52:47 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.
 
2020-08-01 8:28:20 PM  
1 vote:

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2020-08-01 5:20:21 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

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The Most Punchable Face this side of Ireland--either way round the world.
 
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