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2020-08-01 4:47:27 PM  
42 votes:
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2020-08-01 4:51:08 PM  
23 votes:
But he's gonna find a way to spend taxpayer dollars to buy a shiat ton of copies so it becomes a best seller.
 
2020-08-01 7:06:25 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:11:20 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-08-01 8:22:13 PM  
12 votes:
Can we compile all the times he did this, and the moment he is out of office, jail him for life for all his breaking the law?
 
2020-08-01 6:02:25 PM  
10 votes:
If you were to take every copy, and throw them into a spent coal mine and fill it with water, then perhaps as a carbon sequestration method they might provide some benefit to humanity.

/add Yoo the Torturer's spewings as well
 
2020-08-01 8:39:19 PM  
7 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat
 
2020-08-01 5:19:15 PM  
7 votes:
He'll imagine what it says, and since he is Big Brother, that will be what it says.

You know, like when he imagines the Constitution or the Bible according to Norman Vincent and Edna Peale.

We are an Empire now, we make our own reality. You fact-based punters just can't keep up with our new realities every eyeblink of time. It makes you heads spin like that girl in the Exorcist.
 
2020-08-01 8:56:41 PM  
6 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:28:20 PM  
6 votes:

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2020-08-01 9:44:39 PM  
5 votes:
So in the past 10 days DJT has endorsed Goya beans, a donor's pizzeria chain, a kook doctor into demon semen, and now Hannity's book.

This is what he thinks the actual job of a president is. To be a sideshow pitchman or cheerleader for whatever crap thinks helps his cronies or interests.
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He makes Vince from Slap Chop look respectable as fark in comparison.
 
2020-08-01 7:36:59 PM  
5 votes:
Another day, another crime.
 
2020-08-01 7:17:23 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:46:20 PM  
3 votes:
 
2020-08-01 8:58:43 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-01 8:55:37 PM  
3 votes:

Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x612]


You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts
 
2020-08-01 8:54:08 PM  
3 votes:

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


One of those is in my old neighborhood where my parents still live. You don't see the signs much anymore, they're basically being shown and waved by the die-hards. And the reason they are doing this, is because they are feeling more and more like everyone hates them (which they do) and are lashing out.

The sign's purpose isn't to demand respect, it's to inform you that you need to tell your kids to walk on the other side of the street.
 
2020-08-01 8:50:58 PM  
3 votes:
WOoo "On The Brink"?? WOoo Scary scary booga booga....FEAR FEAR FEAR...
 
2020-08-01 8:43:03 PM  
3 votes:
The tagline on the Hannity book is incorrect.  It should read:
"FAKE NEWS MEDIA bestselling author"
 
2020-08-01 8:35:52 PM  
3 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


I've also seen one, driving through a very small town.

It's safe to say the potential double meaning is lost on anyone who flies that in public.
 
2020-08-01 8:30:27 PM  
3 votes:
I got a two week ban on a Blu ray message board for saying that Hannity's book is an acceptable substitute if Target runs out of toilet paper.
 
2020-08-01 8:29:16 PM  
3 votes:
which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Make sure to get your copy today!

This motherfarker...
 
2020-08-01 8:25:14 PM  
3 votes:
Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?
 
2020-08-01 7:06:07 PM  
3 votes:
Illiteracy among adults is nothing to joke about, Subs.

/ Illiteracy among Donald Trumps, however? More jokes, please
 
2020-08-02 12:13:52 AM  
2 votes:

Dare to keep slugs off kids: Spice Must Flow: [Fark user image 800x430]
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Alright! Some of the old favorites!


I really liked those two effects. That was right before I had the idea of saving the thumbnails from their daily Popular Styles, searching Google for a larger version, and uploading that into My Styles. The top one with text was a page from an illuminated manuscript, and the other was a pile of matches, obviously. I made a couple cool ones with each, then they were gone.

But here is Trump with another book he won't read:
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2020-08-01 9:05:51 PM  
2 votes:
The same Sean Hannity that got FHA loans to buy 870 homes.
 
2020-08-01 9:04:18 PM  
2 votes:
Live Free or Die. Supports sending Federal goons into cities to kidnap citizens.

I guess irony is lost on Mr. Hannity.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:57 PM  
2 votes:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


They're all over the damn place where I live.

Ohio is very, very deep red.
 
2020-08-01 8:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.
 
2020-08-01 8:33:35 PM  
2 votes:
I tried to read one of Hannity's books once. His 8th grade education is very evident.
 
2020-08-01 8:30:14 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?

Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded


I'm sure The Donald has blustered at some point about how he could get water boarded no problem, but it was Hannity that publicly offered to be water boarded for charity because water boarding is just a shower essentially.
 
2020-08-01 8:29:29 PM  
2 votes:
I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."
 
2020-08-01 8:29:08 PM  
2 votes:
Trump tweet trifecta!
 
2020-08-01 8:27:47 PM  
2 votes:
Live free or get waterboarded to prove it's not torture
 
2020-08-01 8:27:41 PM  
2 votes:

Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?


Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded
 
2020-08-01 5:20:21 PM  
2 votes:

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2020-08-01 9:59:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-01 9:48:50 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe Trump's border wall will be built it with all the copies of that book he makes us pay for.
 
2020-08-01 9:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
I'm still waiting for him to be waterboarded to show all of us stupid libs that it's just a simple fraternity prank.
 
2020-08-01 9:14:37 PM  
1 vote:
That flag on the cover is a violation of US Flag Code. Our flag deserves to be treated with more respect than that.
 
2020-08-01 9:14:04 PM  
1 vote:

OccamsWhiskers: As President, Trump has the absolute authority to promote the business interests of his friends. That's in the constitution.


I don't talk about it much, but he has this article II which allows him to do pretty much whatever he wants as president.
 
2020-08-01 8:59:59 PM  
1 vote:

listerine69: Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x612]

You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts


That makes sense. Considering their target market tends to shop there.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
Another successful transaction. Hannity gets another presidential endorsement to juice his book sales, Trump continues reaping the benefits of fawning North Korean government-level propaganda every night on primetime tv.

It's a shame we can't prosecute politicians for such an explicit quid pro quo, but then we'd have to go after all the self-dealers on both sides and we can't have that now can we?
 
2020-08-01 8:54:34 PM  
1 vote:
And half the book is blank so you can write how great Donald Trump is in you very own words.  Maybe, someday you can even show it to him.

Based on Brian's self help book.

Is anyone keeping track of all of D2S's alternafacts? I'd like to scoop em up and get a book published called Donald Trump: Life at the Speed of Lie.  I mean, just download, paginate and send to a publisher.  No real effort like Traitor Tot or Hannity.  "Is this what I paid him to write? Looks like words.  Publish it"
 
2020-08-01 8:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
I don't like that use the motto of NH. Good bad or indifferent, NH has some claim to it and Hannity isn't really" Free" to appropriate it to make his stupid Fascistic inverse arguments.
 
2020-08-01 8:34:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing this book will be yet another hard hitting study in fear mongering, stoking hate and militant nationalism. Pretty much the same baloney in every conservative book.
 
2020-08-01 8:33:42 PM  
1 vote:

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:28:24 PM  
1 vote:
So Sean gave Trump a written prostate massage.
 
2020-08-01 7:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-01 7:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
It's can't subby
 
2020-08-01 4:57:24 PM  
1 vote:
And how nice to release the book on Obama's birthday.
 
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