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2020-08-01 4:25:04 PM  
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2020-08-01 4:47:27 PM  
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2020-08-01 4:51:08 PM  
But he's gonna find a way to spend taxpayer dollars to buy a shiat ton of copies so it becomes a best seller.
 
2020-08-01 4:57:24 PM  
And how nice to release the book on Obama's birthday.
 
2020-08-01 5:19:15 PM  
He'll imagine what it says, and since he is Big Brother, that will be what it says.

You know, like when he imagines the Constitution or the Bible according to Norman Vincent and Edna Peale.

We are an Empire now, we make our own reality. You fact-based punters just can't keep up with our new realities every eyeblink of time. It makes you heads spin like that girl in the Exorcist.
 
2020-08-01 5:20:21 PM  

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The Most Punchable Face this side of Ireland--either way round the world.
 
2020-08-01 5:22:40 PM  
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2020-08-01 5:25:08 PM  
Imagine what song am singing right now.

Did you guess right?

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2020-08-01 6:02:25 PM  
If you were to take every copy, and throw them into a spent coal mine and fill it with water, then perhaps as a carbon sequestration method they might provide some benefit to humanity.

/add Yoo the Torturer's spewings as well
 
2020-08-01 7:06:07 PM  
Illiteracy among adults is nothing to joke about, Subs.

/ Illiteracy among Donald Trumps, however? More jokes, please
 
2020-08-01 7:06:25 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:11:20 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:17:23 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:23:03 PM  
It's can't subby
 
2020-08-01 7:36:59 PM  
Another day, another crime.
 
2020-08-01 7:58:48 PM  
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2020-08-01 8:22:13 PM  
Can we compile all the times he did this, and the moment he is out of office, jail him for life for all his breaking the law?
 
2020-08-01 8:24:57 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).
 
2020-08-01 8:25:14 PM  
Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?
 
2020-08-01 8:27:41 PM  

Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?


Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded
 
2020-08-01 8:27:47 PM  
Live free or get waterboarded to prove it's not torture
 
2020-08-01 8:28:20 PM  

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2020-08-01 8:28:24 PM  
So Sean gave Trump a written prostate massage.
 
2020-08-01 8:29:08 PM  
Trump tweet trifecta!
 
2020-08-01 8:29:16 PM  
which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Make sure to get your copy today!

This motherfarker...
 
2020-08-01 8:29:29 PM  
I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."
 
2020-08-01 8:30:14 PM  

iheartscotch: Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?

Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded


I'm sure The Donald has blustered at some point about how he could get water boarded no problem, but it was Hannity that publicly offered to be water boarded for charity because water boarding is just a shower essentially.
 
2020-08-01 8:30:27 PM  
I got a two week ban on a Blu ray message board for saying that Hannity's book is an acceptable substitute if Target runs out of toilet paper.
 
2020-08-01 8:31:13 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).


Trump on 'lock her up': 'Now we don't...
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I understand there's a lot of bullshiat to sift through, but lock her up is sooo outdated. Sounded good for the election though.
 
2020-08-01 8:31:16 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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2020-08-01 8:33:35 PM  
I tried to read one of Hannity's books once. His 8th grade education is very evident.
 
2020-08-01 8:33:42 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:34:06 PM  
I'm guessing this book will be yet another hard hitting study in fear mongering, stoking hate and militant nationalism. Pretty much the same baloney in every conservative book.
 
2020-08-01 8:34:22 PM  
unfortunately, the yahoos in new hampshire will be honored by the title.
 
2020-08-01 8:35:52 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


I've also seen one, driving through a very small town.

It's safe to say the potential double meaning is lost on anyone who flies that in public.
 
2020-08-01 8:39:19 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat
 
2020-08-01 8:43:03 PM  
The tagline on the Hannity book is incorrect.  It should read:
"FAKE NEWS MEDIA bestselling author"
 
2020-08-01 8:45:13 PM  
I don't like that use the motto of NH. Good bad or indifferent, NH has some claim to it and Hannity isn't really" Free" to appropriate it to make his stupid Fascistic inverse arguments.
 
2020-08-01 8:48:43 PM  
Patriot? More like Patri-NOT!!!
 
2020-08-01 8:50:58 PM  
WOoo "On The Brink"?? WOoo Scary scary booga booga....FEAR FEAR FEAR...
 
2020-08-01 8:52:47 PM  
I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:08 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


One of those is in my old neighborhood where my parents still live. You don't see the signs much anymore, they're basically being shown and waved by the die-hards. And the reason they are doing this, is because they are feeling more and more like everyone hates them (which they do) and are lashing out.

The sign's purpose isn't to demand respect, it's to inform you that you need to tell your kids to walk on the other side of the street.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:34 PM  
And half the book is blank so you can write how great Donald Trump is in you very own words.  Maybe, someday you can even show it to him.

Based on Brian's self help book.

Is anyone keeping track of all of D2S's alternafacts? I'd like to scoop em up and get a book published called Donald Trump: Life at the Speed of Lie.  I mean, just download, paginate and send to a publisher.  No real effort like Traitor Tot or Hannity.  "Is this what I paid him to write? Looks like words.  Publish it"
 
2020-08-01 8:54:57 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


They're all over the damn place where I live.

Ohio is very, very deep red.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:59 PM  
Another successful transaction. Hannity gets another presidential endorsement to juice his book sales, Trump continues reaping the benefits of fawning North Korean government-level propaganda every night on primetime tv.

It's a shame we can't prosecute politicians for such an explicit quid pro quo, but then we'd have to go after all the self-dealers on both sides and we can't have that now can we?
 
2020-08-01 8:55:19 PM  

HerptheDerp: I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.


Build a fort to keep the Libs out.
 
2020-08-01 8:55:37 PM  

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You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts
 
2020-08-01 8:56:41 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:58:43 PM  
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2020-08-01 8:59:59 PM  

listerine69: Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x612]

You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts


That makes sense. Considering their target market tends to shop there.
 
2020-08-01 9:03:25 PM  
As President, Trump has the absolute authority to promote the business interests of his friends. That's in the constitution.
 
2020-08-01 9:04:18 PM  
Live Free or Die. Supports sending Federal goons into cities to kidnap citizens.

I guess irony is lost on Mr. Hannity.
 
2020-08-01 9:05:51 PM  
The same Sean Hannity that got FHA loans to buy 870 homes.
 
2020-08-01 9:06:08 PM  
WTF? Was the Hatch Act repealed when nobody was looking?
 
2020-08-01 9:07:57 PM  
Puppet Show

And

MAGA book signing
 
2020-08-01 9:11:47 PM  

Badmoodman: And how nice to release the book on Obama's birthday.


Ewww, greasy
 
2020-08-01 9:12:16 PM  
Goddamn, is every tweet this idiot sends out always newsworthy, or is it just a slow news day on Fark?
 
2020-08-01 9:12:31 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:14:04 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: As President, Trump has the absolute authority to promote the business interests of his friends. That's in the constitution.


I don't talk about it much, but he has this article II which allows him to do pretty much whatever he wants as president.
 
2020-08-01 9:14:37 PM  
That flag on the cover is a violation of US Flag Code. Our flag deserves to be treated with more respect than that.
 
2020-08-01 9:17:22 PM  
this guy looks like a frikkin cheeto. like
 
2020-08-01 9:22:21 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


Brevity is the soul of wit.
 
2020-08-01 9:22:51 PM  
I'm still waiting for him to be waterboarded to show all of us stupid libs that it's just a simple fraternity prank.
 
2020-08-01 9:24:42 PM  

clkeagle: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

I've also seen one, driving through a very small town.

It's safe to say the potential double meaning is lost on anyone who flies that in public.


This was in Ellicott City, MD...

Sorta jarring...
 
2020-08-01 9:30:32 PM  
Take part of that title to heart, trump, and die.
 
2020-08-01 9:38:51 PM  
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2020-08-01 9:43:38 PM  

brantgoose: Imagine what song am singing right now.

Did you guess right?

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Now we just need someone to deepfake Sean H.'s face on the girl and Donald T.'s face on the boy.
 
2020-08-01 9:44:39 PM  
So in the past 10 days DJT has endorsed Goya beans, a donor's pizzeria chain, a kook doctor into demon semen, and now Hannity's book.

This is what he thinks the actual job of a president is. To be a sideshow pitchman or cheerleader for whatever crap thinks helps his cronies or interests.
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He makes Vince from Slap Chop look respectable as fark in comparison.
 
2020-08-01 9:46:20 PM  
 
2020-08-01 9:48:50 PM  
Maybe Trump's border wall will be built it with all the copies of that book he makes us pay for.
 
2020-08-01 9:51:47 PM  
Isn't the HYPERBOLIC TITLE:SUPER EXTENDED SUBTITLE HERE AMERICA/FREEDOM  Format shot already?

Chrissake what hackery , does anyone actually read this stuff?
 
2020-08-01 9:59:30 PM  
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2020-08-01 10:02:13 PM  
Hey, my worries about toilet paper shortages are no more!
 
2020-08-01 10:10:50 PM  
Why does he hate the flag?!
 
2020-08-01 10:12:27 PM  

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The Most Punchable Face this side of Ireland--either way round the world.


Bold words when Piers Morgan and Martin Shkreli still walk this earth
 
2020-08-01 10:20:16 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


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2020-08-01 10:24:46 PM  

grokca: It's can't subby


Won't means can't.
 
2020-08-01 10:48:24 PM  

Spice Must Flow: [Fark user image 800x430]
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Alright! Some of the old favorites!
 
2020-08-01 10:51:37 PM  
I think a great many copies of Hannity's book would be useful in a remake of Fahrenheit 451.
 
2020-08-01 10:57:21 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Trump tweet trifecta!


Yeah, about every hour or so.
 
2020-08-01 11:03:45 PM  
Might I suggest Twilight of Democracy (The Seductive Lure of Authoritarianism), by Anne Applebaum instead.

Plus, it's short, and the audiobook is read by Anne.
 
2020-08-01 11:07:02 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: WOoo "On The Brink"?? WOoo Scary scary booga booga....FEAR FEAR FEAR...


Ya gotta try and sell the only thing ya got.
I remember a dude, a pre-9/11 thinking kinda guy, who once said "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself."
Reactionary, thoughtless, mindless fear,, sold to us by some arab guy who wanted to see us do exactly what we are doing to ourselves now.
That's all they got, fear and violence, problem is they are the vocal minority all programmed with the same talking points, and unlimited funding.
Fk 'em and their terrorism.
 
2020-08-01 11:14:04 PM  
I wish you the best of luck on achieving option #2 ASAP, Sean.
 
2020-08-01 11:42:04 PM  
More like Live Free AND Die!
 
2020-08-01 11:47:30 PM  
The market for ghost writers seems to be growing. I should update my LinkIn description and get some of that sweet sweet moola. It might be a second career for me.
 
2020-08-01 11:54:02 PM  

Driver: I think a great many copies of Hannity's book would be useful in a remake of Fahrenheit 451.


On one of the twit links someone posted a video of BLM burning bibles. Or, more accurately, there was someone burning bibles. I doubt the BLM people are going to have a bonfire of bibles. Them statues ain't comin' down on their own.
 
2020-08-01 11:55:30 PM  
It won't sell for shiat in the wild. The MAGAts really dislike the boy big time.
 
2020-08-02 12:02:45 AM  

fruitloop: which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Make sure to get your copy today!

This motherfarker...


the book doesn't come out until Tuesday, but Trump wants us to buy it today. "what day is it?" must have been one of the super tough last five questions on his cognitive test.
 
2020-08-02 12:13:52 AM  

Dare to keep slugs off kids: Spice Must Flow: [Fark user image 800x430]
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Alright! Some of the old favorites!


I really liked those two effects. That was right before I had the idea of saving the thumbnails from their daily Popular Styles, searching Google for a larger version, and uploading that into My Styles. The top one with text was a page from an illuminated manuscript, and the other was a pile of matches, obviously. I made a couple cool ones with each, then they were gone.

But here is Trump with another book he won't read:
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2020-08-02 12:15:04 AM  
These dumb books are all the same (says the guy who's never read one) and they're all the same as the "controversial" alt-right speakers whose entire point seems to be to have their venues cancel on them before they can actually say much. It's just some poorly assembled propaganda based on the last few months worth of talking points generally bashing "the left" or "liberals" or any science or philosophy they choose to hate. There will be zero original thoughts expressed, there won't even be any original analysis of today's landscape.

Trumpers buy them but never do more than give them a quick skim then give them off to a like-minded relative for their birthday, who won't read it either but will be happy to have a copy. It's not about reading, or learning, or thinking. It's about being part of the tribe and owning the badges of that tribe on your bookshelf.

Subby is giving Trump a hard time for celebrating a book he definitely won't read. Trump's far from alone in doing just that. It will literally apply to 90 per cent or more of the book's total sales.
 
2020-08-02 3:56:30 AM  

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realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v

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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).

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I understand there's a lot of bullshiat to sift through, but lock her up is sooo outdated. Sounded good for the election though.


He has to save that one for once Joe announces his VP choice.
 
2020-08-02 12:34:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Puppet Show

And

MAGA book signing





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