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2020-08-01 4:25:04 PM  
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2020-08-01 4:47:27 PM  
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2020-08-01 4:51:08 PM  
But he's gonna find a way to spend taxpayer dollars to buy a shiat ton of copies so it becomes a best seller.
 
2020-08-01 4:57:24 PM  
And how nice to release the book on Obama's birthday.
 
2020-08-01 5:19:15 PM  
He'll imagine what it says, and since he is Big Brother, that will be what it says.

You know, like when he imagines the Constitution or the Bible according to Norman Vincent and Edna Peale.

We are an Empire now, we make our own reality. You fact-based punters just can't keep up with our new realities every eyeblink of time. It makes you heads spin like that girl in the Exorcist.
 
2020-08-01 5:20:21 PM  

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The Most Punchable Face this side of Ireland--either way round the world.
 
2020-08-01 5:22:40 PM  
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2020-08-01 5:25:08 PM  
Imagine what song am singing right now.

Did you guess right?

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2020-08-01 6:02:25 PM  
If you were to take every copy, and throw them into a spent coal mine and fill it with water, then perhaps as a carbon sequestration method they might provide some benefit to humanity.

/add Yoo the Torturer's spewings as well
 
2020-08-01 7:06:07 PM  
Illiteracy among adults is nothing to joke about, Subs.

/ Illiteracy among Donald Trumps, however? More jokes, please
 
2020-08-01 7:06:25 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:11:20 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:17:23 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:23:03 PM  
It's can't subby
 
2020-08-01 7:36:59 PM  
Another day, another crime.
 
2020-08-01 7:58:48 PM  
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2020-08-01 8:22:13 PM  
Can we compile all the times he did this, and the moment he is out of office, jail him for life for all his breaking the law?
 
2020-08-01 8:24:57 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).
 
2020-08-01 8:25:14 PM  
Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?
 
2020-08-01 8:27:41 PM  

Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?


Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded
 
2020-08-01 8:27:47 PM  
Live free or get waterboarded to prove it's not torture
 
2020-08-01 8:28:20 PM  

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2020-08-01 8:28:24 PM  
So Sean gave Trump a written prostate massage.
 
2020-08-01 8:29:08 PM  
Trump tweet trifecta!
 
2020-08-01 8:29:16 PM  
which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Make sure to get your copy today!

This motherfarker...
 
2020-08-01 8:29:29 PM  
I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."
 
2020-08-01 8:30:14 PM  

iheartscotch: Summoner101: Is this the one where he finally describes how he got water boarded to show how not a big deal it is?

Donny or Hannity? Neither of those biatches are getting water boarded


I'm sure The Donald has blustered at some point about how he could get water boarded no problem, but it was Hannity that publicly offered to be water boarded for charity because water boarding is just a shower essentially.
 
2020-08-01 8:30:27 PM  
I got a two week ban on a Blu ray message board for saying that Hannity's book is an acceptable substitute if Target runs out of toilet paper.
 
2020-08-01 8:31:13 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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Well this sucks, what happened to "Border Wall" or "Lock Her Up?" Those were some of my favorite (things to tune out and ignore).


Trump on 'lock her up': 'Now we don't...
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I understand there's a lot of bullshiat to sift through, but lock her up is sooo outdated. Sounded good for the election though.
 
2020-08-01 8:31:16 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Very excited to see @SeanHannity's long awaited new book, 'Live Free or Die: America (and the World) on the Brink' which will be released on Tuesday, August 4th. Sean is a Great American Patriot. Make sure to get your copy today! https://t.co/XNci6lJ96v


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2020-08-01 8:33:35 PM  
I tried to read one of Hannity's books once. His 8th grade education is very evident.
 
2020-08-01 8:33:42 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:34:06 PM  
I'm guessing this book will be yet another hard hitting study in fear mongering, stoking hate and militant nationalism. Pretty much the same baloney in every conservative book.
 
2020-08-01 8:34:22 PM  
unfortunately, the yahoos in new hampshire will be honored by the title.
 
2020-08-01 8:35:52 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


I've also seen one, driving through a very small town.

It's safe to say the potential double meaning is lost on anyone who flies that in public.
 
2020-08-01 8:39:19 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat
 
2020-08-01 8:43:03 PM  
The tagline on the Hannity book is incorrect.  It should read:
"FAKE NEWS MEDIA bestselling author"
 
2020-08-01 8:45:13 PM  
I don't like that use the motto of NH. Good bad or indifferent, NH has some claim to it and Hannity isn't really" Free" to appropriate it to make his stupid Fascistic inverse arguments.
 
2020-08-01 8:48:43 PM  
Patriot? More like Patri-NOT!!!
 
2020-08-01 8:50:58 PM  
WOoo "On The Brink"?? WOoo Scary scary booga booga....FEAR FEAR FEAR...
 
2020-08-01 8:52:47 PM  
I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:08 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."

Trump 2020?
No, More Bullshiat


One of those is in my old neighborhood where my parents still live. You don't see the signs much anymore, they're basically being shown and waved by the die-hards. And the reason they are doing this, is because they are feeling more and more like everyone hates them (which they do) and are lashing out.

The sign's purpose isn't to demand respect, it's to inform you that you need to tell your kids to walk on the other side of the street.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:34 PM  
And half the book is blank so you can write how great Donald Trump is in you very own words.  Maybe, someday you can even show it to him.

Based on Brian's self help book.

Is anyone keeping track of all of D2S's alternafacts? I'd like to scoop em up and get a book published called Donald Trump: Life at the Speed of Lie.  I mean, just download, paginate and send to a publisher.  No real effort like Traitor Tot or Hannity.  "Is this what I paid him to write? Looks like words.  Publish it"
 
2020-08-01 8:54:57 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


They're all over the damn place where I live.

Ohio is very, very deep red.
 
2020-08-01 8:54:59 PM  
Another successful transaction. Hannity gets another presidential endorsement to juice his book sales, Trump continues reaping the benefits of fawning North Korean government-level propaganda every night on primetime tv.

It's a shame we can't prosecute politicians for such an explicit quid pro quo, but then we'd have to go after all the self-dealers on both sides and we can't have that now can we?
 
2020-08-01 8:55:19 PM  

HerptheDerp: I wonder what his one fan is going to do with 500,000 copies.


Build a fort to keep the Libs out.
 
2020-08-01 8:55:37 PM  

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You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts
 
2020-08-01 8:56:41 PM  

hiredgoonz: I actually saw one of these in the wild earlier:

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My thought was "wow, that kinda cuts both ways."


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2020-08-01 8:58:43 PM  
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2020-08-01 8:59:59 PM  

listerine69: Circusdog320: [Fark user image image 425x612]

You joke but the Dollar Tree book aisle is full of books by right wing tv hosts


That makes sense. Considering their target market tends to shop there.
 
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