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2020-08-01 6:28:02 PM  
116 votes:
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2020-08-01 4:25:17 PM  
114 votes:
"If we tested less, there would be less cases."


Fewer
, Fuhrer.
 
2020-08-01 7:17:45 PM  
113 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:43:24 PM  
33 votes:
Fact: Most of these people were admitted to hospitals. Hospitals are causing Covid-19 deaths.
Futher. These people were hooked up to machines that were checking their heartbeat.
If we didn't check for their heartbeat, they would still be alive today. ---DJT
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2020-08-01 8:17:26 PM  
29 votes:
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Donald, you sick bastard
 
2020-08-01 7:51:45 PM  
20 votes:
"How many beers have you had tonight?"

"3. After an hour I stopped counting officer."
 
2020-08-01 7:48:46 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-08-01 6:47:50 PM  
14 votes:
This is why Trump never got tested for STDs.
 
2020-08-01 3:58:33 PM  
14 votes:
Better to remain silent and let the world think you a fool than...you know what, Donald; you do you.
 
2020-08-01 9:00:34 PM  
12 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:53:55 PM  
11 votes:
Get the guy that Fred Trump hired to take Donald's test and get him to explain it.
 
2020-08-01 7:48:51 PM  
11 votes:
"If we tested less, there would be less cases."

And if we counted our company's money less, there would be less embezzlement...
 
2020-08-01 7:44:50 PM  
11 votes:

wademh: Fact: Most of these people were admitted to hospitals. Hospitals are causing Covid-19 deaths.
Futher. These people were hooked up to machines that were checking their heartbeat.
If we didn't check for their heartbeat, they would still be alive today. ---DJT
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Case counts go up.  Deaths go up 4-5 weeks later.

You can't explain that.
 
2020-08-01 8:11:42 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:25:06 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:02:50 PM  
9 votes:

Yakk: [Fark user image image 807x648]


I don't get that cartoon.

There's no way in hell he could spell both Pittsburgh and Gettysburg correctly on the first try, nor does he have a clue what the Magna Carta was.
 
2020-08-01 7:54:10 PM  
9 votes:

Gergesa: wademh: Fact: Most of these people were admitted to hospitals. Hospitals are causing Covid-19 deaths.

It is worse than that; hospitals are actively murdering patients to create flesh golems so doctors and nurses can have an unfeeling army to take over the U.S.  We are through the looking glass people!


Golems!?  Are you telling me the Jews are involved too?  OMG Ben Garrison was right!
 
2020-08-01 7:49:33 PM  
9 votes:

wademh: Fact: Most of these people were admitted to hospitals. Hospitals are causing Covid-19 deaths.


It is worse than that; hospitals are actively murdering patients to create flesh golems so doctors and nurses can have an unfeeling army to take over the U.S.  We are through the looking glass people!
 
2020-08-01 9:25:00 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:47:10 PM  
8 votes:
He's right though the number of deaths is not up much. It will be fine
 
2020-08-02 12:36:55 AM  
7 votes:

Chuck87: A lot of you guys are bashing Trump but can you prove him wrong?


Chuck, was it your intention to come here and show everyone your ass?

No one wants to see that "Property of Donald Trump" Tattoo that you got on your ass.
 
2020-08-01 11:23:05 PM  
7 votes:
A lot of you guys are bashing Trump but can you prove him wrong?
 
2020-08-01 7:49:24 PM  
7 votes:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Wrong! We have more cases because we have tested far more than any other country, 60,000,000. If we tested less, there would be less cases. How did Italy, France & Spain do? Now Europe sadly has flare ups. Most of our governors worked hard & smart. We will come back STRONG! :: https://t.co/hhwYOrnWZn


Also...Trump Tweet! 
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2020-08-01 9:01:20 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-08-01 9:15:22 PM  
5 votes:

pueblonative: Better to remain silent and let the world think you a fool than...you know what, Donald; you do you.


People could just look at him and figure it out.
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2020-08-01 8:02:49 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-08-01 8:19:41 PM  
4 votes:

edmo: He should brag up the superiority of our death certificates as well.


Just donate $50 to the RNC and you can get a death certificate signed by Dr. Donald J. Trump!  Did you know he's a doctor?  Someone said he was a doctor and just to be sure, he took and aced a doctor test!

You don't have to be dead yet.  When it happens just have the next of kin fill in the date and reason for death.  You'll want all your surviving friends and family members to see your death was signed off by Dr. Donald J. Trump.
 
2020-08-02 1:22:19 AM  
3 votes:

Fart_Machine: Chuck87: A lot of you guys are bashing Trump but can you prove him wrong?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/fa​ctcheck/2020/07/28/fact-check-covid-19​-tests-reveal-cases-dont-cause-higher-​positivity/3286895001/

That was easy.


No.  I'm talking about the issue of testing.  If the U.S. tests way more than other countries, then the U.S. is likely to show more cases.
 
2020-08-01 9:48:11 PM  
3 votes:
"Crime rate is up 20%"
"Must be all those new 911 operators we hired"
 
2020-08-01 8:21:41 PM  
3 votes:

Ken S.: [Fark user image image 346x750]
And the world responds to the US SUCCESS


It doesn't really affect my annual August vacation to Egypt, Tanzania, Ukraine, Cambodia, and Ecuador.
 
2020-08-01 8:21:09 PM  
3 votes:

Ken S.: [Fark user image 346x750]
And the world responds to the US SUCCESS


Hey, you can go to Mexico. Who'd a thought?
 
2020-08-01 7:50:22 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-01 7:49:32 PM  
3 votes:
Geez. He's been at this a while now. How long can a man sit on the can? Must have eaten a lot of cheese today.
 
2020-08-01 7:03:20 PM  
3 votes:
Fauci is so getting fired. He make Donny look bad.
 
2020-08-02 12:46:43 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-01 8:04:06 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:57:25 PM  
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2020-08-01 7:47:59 PM  
2 votes:
Anthony Fauci is the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984 and was the trusted advisor of 6 Presidents.

You are the guy who thinks windmills cause cancer.
 
2020-08-01 5:10:27 PM  
2 votes:
We'll come back strong from what?
 
kab
2020-08-02 1:21:33 AM  
1 vote:
I stopped logging in to check my bank account. So now Im broke.

/trump logic
 
2020-08-01 11:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

demonfaerie: Ken S.: [Fark user image 346x750]
And the world responds to the US SUCCESS

My dumbass family in Missouri drove down to Florida yesterday for a vacation. My cousin has an 18 year old kid, and she today is posting shiat about voting. Like would you send your winning Powerball ticket in the mail, no you wouldn't, and the same goes with voting by mail or some shiat like that. Powerball involves money, you cannot just send it in the mail and expect free money. My other cousin is a surgical nurse, and went too. Meanwhile I am avoiding people so my mom and grandmother doesn't get it. I have no idea why people are still travelling when people are farking dying, or ending up with damaged bodies from this.


Wait, you're talking about an adult who can't figure out the key difference between cash and a ballot? Or are they just saying stupid shiat to troll the libs?
 
2020-08-01 11:20:25 PM  
1 vote:

clkeagle: Yakk: [Fark user image image 807x648]

I don't get that cartoon.

There's no way in hell he could spell both Pittsburgh and Gettysburg correctly on the first try, nor does he have a clue what the Magna Carta was.


Tony Hancock and Magna Carta
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2020-08-01 10:54:51 PM  
1 vote:
Well, he's right. I haven't had a pregnancy test, and haven't gotten pregnant yet. I think I might wanna get a blood test, though, since I'm all out of blood.

Chuck steaks, Liza Minnelli!!!!!
 
2020-08-01 9:55:30 PM  
1 vote:
He's still pissed off that he asked his boys to find a rich doctor that agrees with his hydroxychloroquine theory they sent him a witch doctor.
 
2020-08-01 9:21:45 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting how the normal putin lickers don't come out in support of their fat orange god when he makes such fundamentally stupid statements.  It's almost as if they know just how stupid they are.  Sometimes.

Perhaps one of the true believers can explain how their raping fat blob is correct.  Please?  Even soviet spud?
 
2020-08-01 9:19:47 PM  
1 vote:
Now Europe sadly has flare ups.

Nah, they've just been testing more lately.  Isn't that your logic you donkey brained shiatheel?

Farking die already.  I don't like having to live life hating someone as much as I hate you.
 
2020-08-01 9:13:59 PM  
1 vote:

Bot v2.38beta: "How many beers have you had tonight?"

"3. After an hour I stopped counting officer."


Those are rookie numbers.
 
2020-08-01 8:53:52 PM  
1 vote:
With that logic, you live forever, until someone accidentally tells ya your dead...
 
2020-08-01 8:35:56 PM  
1 vote:

Hobbess: Oysterman: I'm not even sure if we test more than others.  Weren't there not enough tests available to begin with?

Per Worldometers we are only 19th in tests per capita.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavi​rus/

While some of the countries ahead of us are small enough that a few thousand here or there can cause large swings in the ratio and of course call any number from Russia suspect, but that still leaves us behind Lithuania, the UK, and Denmark. The UK is a cluster so we should expect them to be doing lots of tests, but Denmark and Lithuania are kicking our butts in terms of tests per confirmed cases.


Per capita sounds like a commie phrase that's used to make people confused. If a number larger than another then it's the biglier number. That's real math.
 
2020-08-01 8:27:31 PM  
1 vote:
China showed that 100% lockdown is the only way out. Europe's 95% and America's 50% are both half-assed measures that suppress the virus but don't really stop it. There isn't the willpower for really ending the pandemic outside of totalitarian nations. The world has decided a "middle way" of infection, death, and mask wearing is what is preferred because economy.
 
2020-08-01 8:19:01 PM  
1 vote:
So I think we should add "by not understanding math" after every description of his actions or failures.
 
2020-08-01 8:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
There's that Wharton education.

Yikes
 
2020-08-01 8:06:53 PM  
1 vote:
Freedumb ain't dumb!

/said the dumb guy
 
2020-08-01 8:05:02 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, wait.

If we didn't check their breathing and heart rates, they wouldn't have died!
 
2020-08-01 7:48:29 PM  
1 vote:

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Wrong! We have more cases because we have tested far more than any other country, 60,000,000. If we tested less, there would be less cases. How did Italy, France & Spain do? Now Europe sadly has flare ups. Most of our governors worked hard & smart. We will come back STRONG! :: https://t.co/hhwYOrnWZn


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2020-08-01 7:41:35 PM  
1 vote:
He should brag up the superiority of our death certificates as well.
 
2020-08-01 6:56:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-01 6:12:20 PM  
1 vote:
We elected the stupidest person we could find to lead our country. We elected the government we deserve, I guess.
 
2020-08-01 5:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
Just saying stuff is not an argument.  I know that's hard for right wingers to understand since they rarely say anything that makes sense.
 
2020-08-01 5:47:26 PM  
1 vote:

Badmoodman: "If we tested less, there would be less cases."


Fewer, Fuhrer.


And not only that, Fuhrer. There be the same amount of cases, they'd just be under counted, Impeached President Dotard.
 
2020-08-01 4:09:06 PM  
1 vote:
"Can't we just stop counting all the sick people and pretend I fixed the problem? I'm trying to get re-elected here!"
 
2020-08-01 4:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
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