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(AP News)   Put on your masks, ya deutschebags   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Berlin, Protest, Bundestag, West Berlin, Brandenburg, Germany, Brandenburg Gate, Berlin Wall  
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1 day ago  
Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.
 
1 day ago  
Nope.
 
1 day ago  

bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.


Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.
 
1 day ago  
With few masks in sight, a dense crowd marched through downtown Berlin from the Brandenburg Gate.
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1 day ago  
How did all those Americans get to Germany?
 
1 day ago  
The initiative "Querdenken 711"...

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1 day ago  
It's okay, the virus can tell when you're protesting and will avoid infecting you.
 
1 day ago  

AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.


Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.
 
1 day ago  
Time to push back or we will be trampled. Racists didn't enable the gross profits we see from dehumanized populations.
 
1 day ago  
Strange. It's not like Germans to get caught up in mass idiocy that results in the loss of huge numbers of innocent lives.
 
1 day ago  

Wonktnod: It's okay, the virus can tell when you're protesting and will avoid infecting you.


Yep, just like when you're raped the body knows to shut itself down if it would result in an unwanted pregnancy.

These are just American sympathizers. They see us having all the fun and want a piece if the action.
 
1 day ago  
Eh...  It's too late.
I shot my mouth about this in my blog today.

Trump missed the opportunity to get this under control.  This will not end until he is out of power.  It won't even start getting better.
 
1 day ago  

AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.


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Don't forget to descent.
 
1 day ago  
The IRA cockroaches have been out in force this last week. You can bet they aren't focusing all of their chaotic stupidity on north America alone.
 
1 day ago  
Protesters who came from across the country held up homemade signs with slogans like "Corona, false alarm," "We are being forced to wear a muzzle," "Natural defense instead of vaccination" and "We are the second wave."

They're more right than they know.
 
1 day ago  
Minor threadjack:

I went to Kroger just now (SW Ohio). Despite Kroger having an official policy requiring customers and employees to wear masks, I'd estimate at least 10-12% of the shoppers were mask-less.

I found the store manager and in a non-Karen way asked what the workers are supposed to do about customers without masks.

She said they're not allowed to enforce the policy. Corporate (her word) doesn't want employees confronting customers because it might generate bad publicity on social media, or lawsuits. She added it's pretty much the same hands-off, non-confrontational approach they have for shoplifters.

But at least we can count on the personal and civic responsibility of the average American to safeguard public health.

/We're boned
 
1 day ago  
The only Rhona i want to catch
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1 day ago  

sirrerun: The initiative "Querdenken 711"...

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I remember that game. He gave the turkey leg to the Chicago Bears defensive line, and since they were (at the time) a 4-3, they needed four turkey legs.
 
1 day ago  

Parthenogenetic: Minor threadjack:

I went to Kroger just now (SW Ohio). Despite Kroger having an official policy requiring customers and employees to wear masks, I'd estimate at least 10-12% of the shoppers were mask-less.

I found the store manager and in a non-Karen way asked what the workers are supposed to do about customers without masks.

She said they're not allowed to enforce the policy. Corporate (her word) doesn't want employees confronting customers because it might generate bad publicity on social media, or lawsuits. She added it's pretty much the same hands-off, non-confrontational approach they have for shoplifters.

But at least we can count on the personal and civic responsibility of the average American to safeguard public health.

/We're boned


The Walmarts and other businesses in southeast New Mexico are the same, even though there are stores that sell masks and stores that give free masks to their customers.
 
1 day ago  

bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.


No.
Everywhere except the Continental US is aware, informed, and fully woke.

Everywhere else has either gone through their full 100% lockdown already and is now open, or went for general herd immunity with no lockdown and is remained open.

The oosa is the only place on the planet where people are still infected and dying.
There are zero deaths, or Covidiots, anywhere else.
 
1 day ago  

NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.


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1 day ago  

NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.


Anecdotal evidence shows that tear gas is an effective preventive against Covid.
 
1 day ago  
I've come to the conclusion the only people that are truly willing to use any means necessary to avoid infection are the Sentinelese.
 
1 day ago  
what deutschbags may look like
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1 day ago  

NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.


the virus doesn't seem to spread outdoors, mask or no.  Your post is a silly.
 
1 day ago  

Chinesenookiefactory: NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.

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But enough about your entire love life.
At the protests I've been to mask wearing is just about 100%, and people are outdoors.
At covidiot Q-fests mask usage is about zero, and it's often indoors. Only an idiot doesn't understand how that works
 
1 day ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: The only Rhona i want to catch
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Has anyone seen her lately?  I can only hope that she is on a Navy ship in a remote and isolated location working on a cure for the virus.

/Canadian Navy this time, preferably.
 
1 day ago  
If there is one thing that is universal it is human stupidity. The difference between the US and Germany are the social institutions they put in place to protect against human stupidity, and the fact that in the US human stupidity has been empowered in the executive office.
 
1 day ago  
No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.
 
1 day ago  

Campanula: Protesters who came from across the country held up homemade signs with slogans like "Corona, false alarm," "We are being forced to wear a muzzle," "Natural defense instead of vaccination" and "We are the second wave."

They're more right than they know.


*shakes tiny fist*

Apparently I wasn't the only one who caught that!

durbnpoisn: Eh...  It's too late.
I shot my mouth about this in my blog today.


Your blog sucks.

/sorry...it's obligatory
//I did click and read your post though
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.


I feel like someone should screenshot this for some reason.
 
1 day ago  
Maybe it's the lunar parade.
 
1 day ago  

anuran: Chinesenookiefactory: NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.

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But enough about your entire love life.
At the protests I've been to mask wearing is just about 100%, and people are outdoors.
At covidiot Q-fests mask usage is about zero, and it's often indoors. Only an idiot doesn't understand how that works


Masks! 100% effective and safe. Do whatever you want, as long as you wear a mask!
 
1 day ago  

bobtheme: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.

I feel like someone should screenshot this for some reason.


Have at it Sparky..
My opinion is mine alone..
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.


At least as a covidiot, you are very likely to die from COVID, if you don't accidentally kill yourself doing something else immensely stupid.
 
1 day ago  

fark'emfeed'emfish: anuran: Chinesenookiefactory: NM Volunteer: AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.

Protesting does, when protesters wear masks to protect themselves from tear gas that always just happens to show up whenever Black people attend protests.  There's a reason why conservative protests spread COVID-19, but liberal protests do not.

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But enough about your entire love life.
At the protests I've been to mask wearing is just about 100%, and people are outdoors.
At covidiot Q-fests mask usage is about zero, and it's often indoors. Only an idiot doesn't understand how that works

Masks! 100% effective and safe. Do whatever you want, as long as you wear a mask!


Oh look! Another plague rat!
 
1 day ago  
That Russian disinformation plan has produced a big crop this year.
 
1 day ago  
That's a very white crowd
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: bobtheme: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.

I feel like someone should screenshot this for some reason.

Have at it Sparky..
My opinion is mine alone..


Winner winner chicken dinner!
Farkied in grey number one as comrade nihilist plague rat.
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.


Not if you are in Arkansas
 
1 day ago  
Sorry, subby. This is fake news. Fark has assured me on an almost daily basis that the only place where people aren't skipping down the streets, all wearing masks and singing mask wearing songs off support is the United States.

I knew there were idiots everywhere, or I thought I did until the constant stories about "Only in America..." showed me how wrong I was.
 
1 day ago  

AngryDragon: bobtheme: Guess every nation has their portion of idiots.

Pfft.  Everyone knows that protesting confers immunity.


You're really mad at black people, aren't ya?
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.


If high school dropouts can wear tyvek poopie suits and respirators all day long to clean up lead and asbestos, you can wear a mask for an hour while shopping at Walmart.
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.


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1 day ago  

johnny_vegas: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.

Not if you are in Arkansas


I see you've never visited in the summer?
 
1 day ago  
You have the morons here claiming:
- they talked to hospitals and they are not crowded, and in fact, are mostly empty. This is false simply because Faux News local did a story showing hospitals using rooms in the paternity ward, children's' ward, and even palliative care wards for covid patents. Did they make that up? Faux News no less? I don't think so.
- they are faking numbers to get payouts (ignoring the fact those are for medicare only, and fraud means they could be shut down permanently, plus the extra funding only offsets losses)
- they use deflection and misdirection claiming that the mask order means you have to wear them in cars when you're alone, when you're in public alone, etc., which is false - the orders here say only required when you cannot socially distance.
- they also cry foul at having to wear masks to enter businesses, but not when seated. Entry/exit points are small and can be crowded, yet restaurants separate tables and close off booths, other businesses limit how many can be inside, etc. They ignore all these.
- they also still rant on that Plandemic BS, ignoring the fact that her own documentation tells you just how loony she is
- they also claim Trump has a great economy, ignoring the real unemployment numbers, the loss to businesses, and the job losses. They also ignore the evictions going on now from those who were impacted.

Yes, the world is full of morons. I am waiting for us to all be wearing hazmat suits and you see them in pink with "juicy" bedazzled on the rear.
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.


Medical Note:  Unwarranted optimism does not protect against viral infections.
 
1 day ago  

wildlifer: johnny_vegas: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.

Not if you are in Arkansas

I see you've never visited in the summer?


So you are wearing a mask until it gets to 100/98?
 
1 day ago  

eddie_irvine: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.

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A graduate degree in Forest Silvics.
But I have common sense, which is clearly lacking...
 
1 day ago  

NM Volunteer: wildlifer: No. For what, so I can suffocate slowly in 100 degree /98% humidity.
Go suck start a steam locomotive..
I've survived growing up in Belarus, I'll survive this blown out of proportion flu type.

At least as a covidiot, you are very likely to die from COVID, if you don't accidentally kill yourself doing something else immensely stupid.


What is great about this virus, is that anyone can be a covidiot!  Even you!  Well especially you because you think you're somehow protected..lol
 
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