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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night, Derek Brunson vs Edmen Shahbazyan from the UFC Apex center. Joanne Calderwood vs Jennifer Maia. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+   (ufc.com) divider line
    More: Live, Derek Brunson, Edmen Shahbazyan, Chris Gutierrez, Kentucky bantamweight draws, Fight Night, deep dive, following changes, Vicente Luque  
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2 days ago  
After the Fight Island events, it's back to Vegas in the empty UFC Apex facility.  Luque vs Brown could be good.  Not a lot of contenders tonight, but we'll see if any of the unknowns lower on the card have breakout performances.

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1 day ago  
Herman vs Meerschaert is off. Meerschaert tested positive for Covid
 
1 day ago  

wesmon: Herman vs Meerschaert is off. Meerschaert tested positive for Covid


crap.  Someone was going to get slept in that one.
 
1 day ago  
Prelims are live (although with a fight scrubbed, I expect promos to kill time before the first fight starts)
 
1 day ago  

psychicdeath99: Prelims are live (although with a fight scrubbed, I expect promos to kill time before the first fight starts)


Yeah the entire card is 9 fights now so I would expect a lot of filler
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  
Looks like they might need more filler, Gutierrez is in trouble.
 
1 day ago  
solid 10-9 Durden
 
1 day ago  
First balls of the evening
 
1 day ago  
nutshot #1
 
1 day ago  
10-9 Guttierrez  19-19
 
1 day ago  
Nutshot #2
 
1 day ago  
Good evening, brothers and sisters of FFFFU!
Technical difficulties of all kinds kept me from joining on time, but the stream's a'flowin' and so's the beer!

/Nutshot #2?
 
1 day ago  
29-28 Guttierrez

could be some 10-8s though
 
1 day ago  
28-28 draw
 
1 day ago  
big size and reach advantage
 
1 day ago  
Missed the first round and a half so I can't really speak on the draw but I'm surprised that they're doing back to back fights since there was a scratch and not too many fights lined up tonight in the first place.  Furthermore, I'm surprised that this isn't a Free Fight Night on ESPN because, erm...how to put this delicately....who the fark are these people?
 
1 day ago  
HA!  Emmers looked like he was waiting for a bus!
 
1 day ago  
Emmers moving really well
 
1 day ago  
Nut Shot #3
 
1 day ago  
I wonder if Emmers will gas with that pace
 
1 day ago  
10-9 Emmers  possible 10-8
 
1 day ago  
Possible 10-8?  Where the judges throwing around 10-8s in the previous fight?
 
1 day ago  

Farkin' Uke: Possible 10-8?  Where the judges throwing around 10-8s in the previous fight?


yeah.  that resulted in the 28-28 draw
 
1 day ago  
Emmers looks really comfortable out there
 
1 day ago  
closer round, but 10-9 Emmers still   20-18
 
1 day ago  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Possible 10-8?  Where the judges throwing around 10-8s in the previous fight?

yeah.  that resulted in the 28-28 draw


Then I'd say Emmers earned the 10-8 in the first.  This round seems to me like a regular 10-9, but honestly I've been walking around and had to take a piss during it.

/Molson Ice is the beer of the night
 
1 day ago  
30-27 (at least) for Emmers
 
1 day ago  

psychicdeath99: 30-27 (at least) for Emmers


Since it's so disappointing that Emmers didn't finish him, I would count this as a loss for him if it ISN'T at least 30-25 or 26!  What were the Vegas odds for this fight?
 
1 day ago  
Felder laughing at all the swearing
 
1 day ago  
Looks like -550 for Emmers, +375 for Cachero
 
1 day ago  
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Argh!
 
1 day ago  
"The Silent Assassin" sounds like a guy with bad farts.
 
1 day ago  
Maness!


I doubt they'll indulge in Schivello-esque "Maness is bleeding!"  or "Maness can take a pounding." jokes
 
1 day ago  
Nutshot #4 of the night
 
1 day ago  
Make that Nutshot #5

gotta start taking points
 
1 day ago  
Ain't no party like a Nutshot Party cuz a Nutshot Party don't STOP!
 
1 day ago  
the butthole on the face position
 
1 day ago  
What's this BJJ position called?  "Stop eating my ass"?
 
1 day ago  
10-8 Munhoz

/Maness was hurting!
 
1 day ago  
I think that was worthy of a nomination for the rare "Kama Sutra Position of the Night" Bonus
 
1 day ago  

psychicdeath99: the butthole on the face position


I call it a stink guard. I've found I can get even the most formidable opponent to tap out with nothing more than undersized shorts and IBS.
 
1 day ago  
Wow - how was so little accomplished with a slam like that?
 
1 day ago  
much closer round, I'll go 10-8 Maness despite the takedown    19-18 Munhoz
 
1 day ago  
typo.  10-9 Maness   19-18 Munhoz
 
1 day ago  
All the balls tonight
 
1 day ago  
Nutshot # 6 (3 for Maness)
 
1 day ago  
that point could be huge
 
1 day ago  
So now it's just straight up Cartman's version of Rochambeau...
 
1 day ago  

Farkin' Uke: So now it's just straight up Cartman's version of Rochambeau...


"Squa' in the nuts"
 
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