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    More: Stupid, Aesthetics, IPhone, luxury' accessory company Caviar, fine work, base model, solid gold iPhone, ingot of one-piece 750-content gold, Pro Victory Pure Gold  
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1 day ago  
it's just going to brick anyway
 
1 day ago  
At least this is aftermarket stupid- those designer Apple Watches are official products. How many of these $17k series 1 models are gathering dust in a drawer, and can we guillotine their owners now?
 
1 day ago  
<thought of the day>
Instead of obscene, gratuitous gold-plated or solid gold items,
Why not just buy the regular thing and keep an open briefcase full of money nearby?
</thought of the day>
 
1 day ago  
Opulence
 
1 day ago  
Looks like something Trump would buy. If he could afford it
 
1 day ago  
I think it looks pretty good
 
1 day ago  
"Tacky" is a word used exclusively by jealous poors.
 
1 day ago  
Excellent headline subby.
 
1 day ago  
It reminds me of someone else's decorative style. Someone else who is a fan of eastern European showy-ness.

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1 day ago  
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1 day ago  
Will it run the fart sound effect app?
 
1 day ago  

GoodCopBadCop: Opulence


I has it.
 
1 day ago  
Gold is really dense. Bet it screws up reception.
 
1 day ago  

Erek the Red: It reminds me of someone else's decorative style. Someone else who is a fan of eastern European showy-ness.

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The Cheesecake Factory?
 
1 day ago  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Gold is really dense. Bet it screws up reception.


Possibly, I don't know for certain, but this is just an ostentatious display of wealth meant to intimidate poors as to the owner's "importance".
 
1 day ago  
I know someone that used to work for BlackBerry and once in awhile they'd have to deal with some rich guy, usually a Saudi, with a solid gold phone that wanted repairs done to it.

No one wanted to go near the things because if a diamond or hunk of gold fell off it and was lost while under your care you'd be in some massive shiat.
 
1 day ago  
That's it. Harrods' customised iphone 5 laughs at their poor attempt at irrational extravagance.

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1 day ago  

Shaggy_C: "Tacky" is a word used exclusively by jealous poors.


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1 day ago  
I'm going to say it - if I won Powerball, I'd totally buy that.  No fancy cars, no mansion, no yacht - just the one completely over-the-top accessory.  At least phones have pretty much reached the 'good enough' point, so it ought to last for a while.

Honestly, if there's a problem here, it's that they're only charging $23-25K.  Stick another zero on there and make it a limited edition of 100 units, just to be SURE that it's truly exclusive.
 
1 day ago  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Gold is really dense. Bet it screws up reception.


Almost as dense as the people who would buy this ..
 
1 day ago  
Back in the early 00s, I got a call from a headhunter about a job running a buying team for a major Moscow based consumer electronics retailer - referred to as "the Best Buy of Russia." It would have tripled my annual salary and came with a free apartment in Moscow, along with a car and a driver/interpreter (bodyguard?). The catch was I had to guarantee them that I would convince a dozen or so major global CE brands to do business with them direct vs. working through distributors and renegotiate more favorable terms. I told them I would think about it.

So, I called a friend of mine that worked at one of the brands they wanted. I told her that about this job offer and about the company's "requirements."

"Oh, I know them," she said. "They called us about a year ago and asked us to fly out to meet and discuss selling our stuff in their stores. I said sure, but then the Buyer informed me that I should arrive with a suitcase with $1MM in it and be prepared to hand it over to him after the deal - which I had no idea what that was going to turn out to be - was negotiated. I told them politely to fark off."

The idea of working with and negotiating deals side by side with some Teddy KGB motherfarker seemed cool for about 10 minutes before I came back to the reality that I feel bad lowballing the neighbor kid for mowing my lawn.
 
1 day ago  
Buys $25k iPhone, puts it in $5 plastic case to keep it from scratching.
 
1 day ago  
What do you get with the purchase of a Republican politician?
 
1 day ago  

zerkalo: What do you get with the purchase of a Republican politician?


An Executive Order of your choice, suitable for framing (your opponent)
 
1 day ago  
How do I get the miniature giraffe without having to bother with the phone?
 
1 day ago  
Pablo Escobar's brother sues for copyscam infringement

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1 day ago  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Gold is really dense. Bet it screws up reception.


If it drops calls, Apple will just tell you you're golding it wrong...
 
1 day ago  
i have a flip phone
 
1 day ago  
Spyware included at no extra cost.
 
1 day ago  

mikalmd: Pointy Tail of Satan: Gold is really dense. Bet it screws up reception.

Almost as dense as the people who would buy this ..


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1 day ago  

Gordon Bennett: That's it. Harrods' customised iphone 5 laughs at their poor attempt at irrational extravagance.

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If you go on their website they have some interesting and surprisingly attractive cases. I kind of like the skeleton watch series. Also a couple of the leather ones. Many of them, however, are a "little" bit over the top. As for prices they definitely not cheap. One of them is around $80k...
 
1 day ago  
*sigh*

How many has Trump ordered so far?
 
1 day ago  

Sin_City_Superhero: [fusible.com image 590x443]


That guy looks like someone who graduated from East European Men's school.

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