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(Cracked)   Behold The Shake Weight of 2020. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to re-watch the video for further...research...purposes   (cracked.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Apostrophe, Shake Weight, Massage, Hitachi magic wand situations, Svajune Overstreet, wellness class, fitness industry, bunch of dudes  
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14176 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2020 at 10:54 AM (2 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2 days ago  
the Apatow burn at the end of the article was worth it
 
2 days ago  
Sybian 2.0
 
2 days ago  
Everything old is new again.

Body Sculpture Belt Massager
Youtube cfH6qmHByuY
 
2 days ago  
Every day is leg day at that gym.
 
2 days ago  
Probably beats humping a washing machine during the spin cycle.
 
2 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Everything old is new again.



Indeed.

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2 days ago  
It looks like fun.  How long do you think, till someone gets their hair caught in it and it yanks them bald?
 
2 days ago  
"I wonder what I can get rich white women in yoga pants to buy today"

-The person responsible for that shiat
 
2 days ago  

maddan: It looks like fun.  How long do you think, till someone gets their hair caught in it and it yanks them bald?


I thought the same thing.
 
2 days ago  
This is a bookmark.
 
2 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Everything old is new again.

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Oh no, no, no.
The old timey stuff they had during WW2 didn't work at all and looked like this:
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These new ones are way better and look like this:
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It's completely different and not something that hucksters use separate fools from their money.
 
2 days ago  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Marcus Aurelius: Everything old is new again.

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Oh no, no, no.
The old timey stuff they had during WW2 didn't work at all and looked like this:
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These new ones are way better and look like this:
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It's completely different and not something that hucksters use separate fools from their money.


Is that ww2 leotard...

Veeelour?
 
2 days ago  
smart enough to make all the surfaces wipe-down
 
2 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Everything old is new again.

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Yep. That's where my mind went too.
 
2 days ago  
A foul and his money.
 
2 days ago  
Just so's you know, everyone and including the present poster are somewhat(?) pervy
 
2 days ago  

bobobolinskii: Just so's you know, everyone and including the present poster are somewhat(?) pervy


Welcome to Fark.
 
2 days ago  
What in the world am I watc....OH, MY.
 
2 days ago  

Alphax: Probably beats humping a washing machine during the spin cycle.


Sneakers and blanket day?
 
2 days ago  

labman: maddan: It looks like fun.  How long do you think, till someone gets their hair caught in it and it yanks them bald?

I thought the same thing.


That one woman leaning her head against it had me cringing waiting for it.
 
2 days ago  

bingethinker: bobobolinskii: Just so's you know, everyone and including the present poster are somewhat(?) pervy

Welcome to Fark.


I hate to double-post, but FARK dot com is in fact my personal erotica site.
 
2 days ago  
Shake weight... your position is secure.
 
2 days ago  
Still not as funny as those dudes gang banging an ottoman.
 
2 days ago  

italie: "I wonder what I can get rich white women in yoga pants to buy today"

-The person responsible for that shiat


I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach at his private island in Fiji, is not available, because he's laying on a beach, getting his dick sucked by ten women at the same time. The logistics of that were complicated, but he paid someone to do that too
 
2 days ago  
Imagine the smell of that gym at the end of the day.
 
2 days ago  

McGrits: Still not as funny as those dudes gang banging an ottoman.


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2 days ago  
Ok, this can't be real.
 
2 days ago  

arrogantbastich: This is a bookmark.


Ok


/might be one too.
 
2 days ago  
Good for personal use in your home only. Having these in public is like sharing your flesh light or realdoll with multiple people
 
2 days ago  

maddan: It looks like fun.  How long do you think, till someone gets their hair caught in it and it yanks them bald?


But....Yoga pants...


Ooooh, on the head...you mean on the head....
 
2 days ago  

bobobolinskii: Just so's you know, everyone and including the present poster are somewhat(?) pervy


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2 days ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: Good for personal use in your home only. Having these in public is like sharing your flesh light or realdoll with multiple people


Uh oh...

Even if we all have on a mask?
 
2 days ago  

cherryl taggart: Sybian 2.0


I'm sorry, what's a Sybian?
 
2 days ago  
My back was really bothering me from sitting on the couch eating pizza, do you think I could benefit from this roller machine?
 
2 days ago  
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/unimpressed
 
2 days ago  

WordsnCollision: [Fark user image image 404x336]

/unimpressed


Hmm, HappyCow for white ladies...
 
2 days ago  

aungen: cherryl taggart: Sybian 2.0

I'm sorry, what's a Sybian?


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2 days ago  

aungen: cherryl taggart: Sybian 2.0

I'm sorry, what's a Sybian?


Really?
 
2 days ago  
I guess it is a smart way to market Sybian machines  to lonely housewives.
 
2 days ago  

Alphax: Probably beats humping a washing machine during the spin cycle.


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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

aungen: cherryl taggart: Sybian 2.0

I'm sorry, what's a Sybian?


It's what doctors and disc jockeys used to cure women of their hysteria in the past.
 
2 days ago  
I just saw one of these on Mumulemon's Deal of the Day.
 
2 days ago  

casual disregard: bingethinker: bobobolinskii: Just so's you know, everyone and including the present poster are somewhat(?) pervy

Welcome to Fark.

I hate to double-post, but FARK dot com is in fact my personal erotica site.


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2 days ago  
gah, this country deserves trump.
 
2 days ago  
What gym owner looks at one of those and says "yeah, that'll work."  And someone built that thing, went through Planning and testing and manufacturing. How many did they think they would sell? What could the ROI be?

Doesn't make any sense to me.
 
2 days ago  
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"may"
 
2 days ago  

PainInTheASP: Every day is leg day at that gym.


By that, I assume you mean Inner Thigh Day.
 
2 days ago  

baka-san: Is that ww2 leotard...

Veeelour?


WW II like a million years ago. It's fur.

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2 days ago  
The blonde that resembled Jane Krakowski made me think that this would be a product Jenna Maroney would shill.
 
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