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(Daily Star)   Family claim Kill Bill star David Carradine was murdered by secret 'kung fu assassins', not in kooked-up bondage game gone wrong (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, David Carradine, Kill Bill, David's death, Marina Anderson, Keith Carradine, Carradine family's lawyer, Kwai Chang Caine, former wives  
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2020-08-01 9:19:14 AM  
FTA I got that his family thinks someone else was involved, with the possibility of theft being a motive, or just plain danger sex gone wrong

The hangers on are claiming Kung fu kover up
 
2020-08-01 10:49:26 AM  
Kinky doesn't fly in court when you're suing someone, trust me on this one
 
2020-08-01 11:00:45 AM  
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2020-08-01 11:10:18 AM  
Bruce Lee swore a blood oath against Carradine for stealing Kung Fu from him.  This was his revenge from beyond the grave.
 
2020-08-01 11:11:08 AM  
Secret  Kung-Fu Assassin is the name of my Courtney Love cover act.

*Sponsored by Remington Arms Co.
 
2020-08-01 11:19:07 AM  
Creepy old guy whose wife divorced him because he was too kinky, particularly that he was way into bondage and liked her to choke him during sex is found in a closet in Bangkok, where creepy old men go to get their kinks on...

She also admits that a part of the reason the marriage failed because he had an incestous relationship with a younger family member.
 
2020-08-01 11:21:06 AM  
When you can masturbate with a rope around your neck and not die, then the student becomes the master.
 
2020-08-01 11:27:50 AM  
Kung Fu assassins? I thought he died choking one out.
 
2020-08-01 11:30:43 AM  
🎵🎶One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy🎶🎵
 
2020-08-01 11:31:28 AM  
How sad that all this time later, his family is so delusional. I understand the truth is embarrassing, but c'mon.
 
2020-08-01 11:40:35 AM  
I do not know if I had a sexual addiction problem or was just oversexed. From about age 20-39.

But I never found myself hanging myself with a lady boy's feather boa in a skeezy hotel in bangkok while cranking it.
 
2020-08-01 11:52:00 AM  

theflatline: I do not know if I had a sexual addiction problem or was just oversexed. From about age 20-39.

But I never found myself hanging myself with a lady boy's feather boa in a skeezy hotel in bangkok while cranking it.


Well, no. Someone else would have found you because you'd be dead.
 
2020-08-01 11:56:58 AM  

theflatline: I do not know if I had a sexual addiction problem or was just oversexed. From about age 20-39.

But I never found myself hanging myself with a lady boy's feather boa in a skeezy hotel in bangkok while cranking it.


So... someone else hanging you with a man's silk scarf in a nice hotel in Phuket while you cranked it?
 
2020-08-01 11:59:57 AM  

theflatline: Creepy old guy whose wife divorced him because he was too kinky, particularly that he was way into bondage and liked her to choke him during sex is found in a closet in Bangkok, where creepy old men go to get their kinks on...

She also admits that a part of the reason the marriage failed because he had an incestous relationship with a younger family member.


A friend of mine actually met the both of them in an art museum in L..A. wandering around about 20 years ago. His take away was that Carradine was a very weird guy.
 
2020-08-01 12:08:39 PM  

baka-san: FTA I got that his family thinks someone else was involved, with the possibility of theft being a motive, or just plain danger sex gone wrong

The hangers on are claiming Kung fu kover up


It's the Daily Star, they're pretty much up there with the National Enquirer for journalistic rigor.  They'd turn someone getting hit by a car into an ancient voodoo curse.
 
2020-08-01 12:21:40 PM  
Years ago a local musician in my area named Charles died by Autoerotique Asphyxiation. Strange guy, he was mid-30s and lived with his mom. She found him one morning naked in his room with Saran wrap around his head, porn all over the bed. My friends and I later named a garage band after him. We called it Wrapped In Plastic. Our one and only public performance was at a dive restaurant/bar called Charlie's Spirits and Wraps. True Story.

/CSB
 
2020-08-01 1:13:33 PM  
sigh, here we go again.

Awful Movie Reviews - David Carradine Special (Evil Toons, 1992)
Youtube Xb4NRft9-lU



/ a near 32 year old movie that predicted an event that happened an event that happen over 11 years ago
/ I feel old
 
2020-08-01 1:17:38 PM  
Barefoot slow motion kicks to cowboys faces.
We have never seen the like since. Network
TV used to be interesting.
Shame whitewashing kept Bruce from the show, imagine how EPIC.
RIP Kato.
 
2020-08-01 1:59:00 PM  

Snargi: Years ago a local musician in my area named Charles died by Autoerotique Asphyxiation. Strange guy, he was mid-30s and lived with his mom. She found him one morning naked in his room with Saran wrap around his head, porn all over the bed. My friends and I later named a garage band after him. We called it Wrapped In Plastic. Our one and only public performance was at a dive restaurant/bar called Charlie's Spirits and Wraps. True Story.

/CSB


♫Wrapped In Plastic is fantastic♫
 
2020-08-01 2:04:41 PM  
Maybe he was killed by Kung-Flu assassins?

Just saying...
 
2020-08-01 2:09:29 PM  
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2020-08-01 2:10:30 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: baka-san: FTA I got that his family thinks someone else was involved, with the possibility of theft being a motive, or just plain danger sex gone wrong

The hangers on are claiming Kung fu kover up

It's the Daily Star, they're pretty much up there with the National Enquirer for journalistic rigor.  They'd turn someone getting hit by a car into an ancient voodoo curse.


I wanna know I wanna know
 
2020-08-01 2:14:18 PM  
"When you can take the pebble from my hand, then you will be... No, sorry, I'll come up with a different test for you. I don't want your crusty hands anywhere near mine."
 
2020-08-01 2:15:24 PM  
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2020-08-01 2:29:01 PM  
LOL Duchovny will likely be next... I've heard things.
 
2020-08-01 2:48:13 PM  
Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?
 
2020-08-01 2:58:13 PM  
Some of his close relatives believe David was actually "assassinated" by a secret kung fu sect.

My guess would be a very kinky kung fu sect.
/I mean when I think of "Five Fingers of Death" I'm not thinking that far afield as
Five Fingers of Death with Jurgens' and Kleenex.
 
2020-08-01 3:19:49 PM  
I had a friend die the exact same way in 2005. He was found by a maid in the hotel after he missed his checkout. Instead of just accepting the facts as truth and realizing this was a kink gone too far, maybe I'll choose to believe that he was murdered by assassins, too. He loved musical theater, though, so I'll believe it was some sort of underworld Broadway assassins.

The thing is, when someone suddenly dies it's so easy to grasp at straws and want to blame something or someone else even with obvious evidence pointing to the truth.
 
2020-08-01 3:31:46 PM  

T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?


Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

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And he did make this stinker.

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2020-08-01 3:37:14 PM  
I knew this german guy who worked on a farm. Had a thing for one of the animals. Liked to dress it up. Bought it  gifts.  Wrote the strangest poetry about it. Then one day he got too friendly and it kicked him in the head. Cause of death was Otto's erotic-ass fixation.
 
2020-08-01 3:37:37 PM  

theflatline: T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?

Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

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And he did make this stinker.

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I always knew him best for this:

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2020-08-01 3:40:17 PM  

EdgeRunner: theflatline: T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?

Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 322x500]

And he did make this stinker.

[media-amazon.com image 666x1000]

I always knew him best for this:

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I looked at his IMDB and man he made some stinkers.
 
2020-08-01 3:54:45 PM  

Wendigogo: How sad that all this time later, his family is so delusional. I understand the truth is embarrassing, but c'mon.


There's probably a fat life insurance check they're trying to claim, but can't because his cause of death fell under an exception.
 
2020-08-01 4:07:10 PM  

resident dystopian: Some of his close relatives believe David was actually "assassinated" by a secret kung fu sect.

My guess would be a very kinky kung fu sect.
/I mean when I think of "Five Fingers of Death" I'm not thinking that far afield as
Five Fingers of Death with Jurgens' and Kleenex.


It was Mafia hitwomen. Rosie Di Palma and her five sisters.
 
2020-08-01 4:23:53 PM  
I'm glad to discover that sanity has won the day.
 
2020-08-01 4:27:14 PM  
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2020-08-01 4:48:24 PM  
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I don't care if he was a sexual deviant, Q the Winged Serpent is 80's monster schlock at it's finest.
 
2020-08-01 5:00:48 PM  
Barbara Seagull killed him
 
2020-08-01 5:15:54 PM  
Can't remember who said:  "I called David and told him I needed help, and he hung up and came."
 
2020-08-01 5:28:31 PM  

theflatline: T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?

Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 322x500]

And he did make this stinker.

[media-amazon.com image 666x1000]


Lone Wolf McQuade. In which we learn that drinking a beer makes your engine able to run without oxygen.

/Love that movie.
 
2020-08-01 6:03:33 PM  
Ok, sure
Why Martial Arts Are Suddenly Being Exposed as Fake
Youtube SHw7yvmT3S0
 
2020-08-01 6:33:20 PM  
Carradine didn't kill himself.
 
2020-08-01 7:18:23 PM  
The Kill Bill actor was found naked with a rope tied around his neck, wrists, and genitals in the closet in June 2009 while in the country filming a new movie.

That's not how he died. He passed away quietly in his sleep. Only he was wearing jeans and a Rangers shirt at the time, so his mates set up his body in the bondage gear in order to avoid embarrassing his family.
 
2020-08-01 7:32:36 PM  
Was Remo Williams in the vicinity?
 
2020-08-01 8:58:36 PM  

dittybopper: Carradine didn't kill himself.


In fact, his last words were: "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."
 
2020-08-01 9:49:21 PM  

advex101: Was Remo Williams in the vicinity?


Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.
 
2020-08-01 11:13:01 PM  

theflatline: EdgeRunner: theflatline: T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?

Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 322x500]

And he did make this stinker.

[media-amazon.com image 666x1000]

I always knew him best for this:

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I looked at his IMDB and man he made some stinkers.


I caught this one late one night on cable:
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/only watchable because the lead actress spends the entire movie topless
//and yes, there's another girl in the movie with 4 boobs
 
2020-08-02 12:02:31 AM  

EdgeRunner: theflatline: T.rex: Is his one film that he did with Tarrantino what he henceforth will be most known for, rather than Kung Fu?

Well,

He was in Crank 2 and his character was named "Poon Dong".

I know him more from this.

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 322x500]

And he did make this stinker.

[media-amazon.com image 666x1000]

I always knew him best for this:

[resizing.flixster.com image 799x1066]


"This is a great day for the white race!"

Man, this movie was prophetic!
 
2020-08-02 12:06:36 AM  
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2020-08-02 1:59:53 AM  
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