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(CNN)   Washington State announces it has finally trapped its first Murder Hornet. Bigfoot still at large   (cnn.com) divider line
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2 days ago  
Bah! It so happens that Bigfoot has mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy!
 
2 days ago  
Watch Murderhornets be the Covid cure.
 
2 days ago  
Scale, what is it?
 
2 days ago  
You see? The murder hornet was just the mid season spoiler of the 2021 season of Corona U.S.A..
 
Oak [BareFark]
2 days ago  
He prefers "Darryl."
 
2 days ago  
HIS NAME IS DARRYL.
 
2 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: HIS NAME IS DARRYL.


Naww. That one is Larry.  The next two are Darryl.
 
2 days ago  
For those who may not know of these living nightmares.


Watch A 'Murder Hornet' Destroy An Entire Honeybee Hive
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2 days ago  
Dear murder hornets,

Please stay on the east side of the cascades with the rest of the crazy shiat, thanks.
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2 days ago  
At least Washington State changed the racist name of their NFL team.
 
2 days ago  
If only Washington State quit murdering regular hornets.... I like the little guys. Tend to get along with them better than most people.
 
2 days ago  
So far no nuclear  missile launches to neutralize the threat?  Are there no Ohio class submarines in the area?  Is Columbia generating station close enough that if it went meltdown or critical the nuclear plume might kill the murder hornets?  How soon can an Ohio class sub be in the area to neutralize the threat? We don't have any orbital laser platforms or nuclear capable air force in the area?
 
jvl [BareFark]
2 days ago  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Please stay on the east side of the cascades with the rest of the crazy shiat, thanks.


Did you read the article? I have really bad news for you.
 
2 days ago  

jvl: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Please stay on the east side of the cascades with the rest of the crazy shiat, thanks.

Did you read the article? I have really bad news for you.


shiat. Don't continue south?
 
2 days ago  
So I need to build myself a 200 watt laser gun, and carry that and the power pack and the goggles whole face shield every time I want to go hiking now?

UGH.
 
2 days ago  
Hey. Remember when Australia was on fire? *Defining* event of 2020. No one is ever going to forget about that.
 
2 days ago  
Pfffft Birch Bay? That's as much Canada as America
 
2 days ago  
I miss believing Bigfoot could be real.  I remember the day I watched the video that demonstrated how the Patterson footage was possible to create using late 1960's special effects technology and my heart just broke.

Farking forensic investigations, always sucking wonder and amazement from the world.  Loch Ness monsters, bigfoots, and grey aliens.

God, please let chupacabra be real.  Just give me one real cryptid.  And panthers in England don't count.  That's just an unexpected panther.
 
2 days ago  
"You have 15 murder hornets, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done." -Washington State Department of Agriculture
 
2 days ago  

OkieDookie: Watch Murderhornets be the Covid cure.


Well, murder is a kind-of cure against a deadly disease.
/can't die of COVID if you're already dead
 
2 days ago  
I had some kind of 3"+ hornet looking thing get stuck between my screen and window last week.

I didn't think murder hornets made it to the East coast yet.  Pretty sure it was a cicada Killer. After being stuck between the screen and the window for 20 minutes, it just chewed through the screen and left.  😒
 
2 days ago  
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/Up-close pic of "NOPE".
 
2 days ago  

Hypnotic Harlequin: unexpected panther.


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2 days ago  
More worried about the rape spiders, assault ants and fraud beetles. Statistically more likely.
Vancouver BC also has sarcasm moose. They're right at the border, and just like vegans, you'll know em right away.
 
2 days ago  
You need a lot of Japanese honey bees
 
1 day ago  

MBooda: At least Washington State changed the racist name of their NFL team.


We are still shopping around for a name, maybe we can use "Murder Hornets"?
 
1 day ago  
All their teams have marine names, the latest is the Kraken. (Sigh.)
Your bar buddy cant say, when he has to pee,
"Gotta release the Kraken" anymore.
Dumb name, the Canucks will make calamari with them when a season actually starts.
Now I want Greek food... fark.
 
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