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2 days ago  
"PFFT it's only one degree!"
 
2 days ago  
That's it, I'm not attending the University of Phoenix!
 
2 days ago  
Ballgame's underway tonight and they just said it's 115 degrees in the shade.  Roof's closed, no idea what the temp is on the field.
 
2 days ago  
According to my car, it hit 107 here in SLC today. According to a bank sign I drove past, it hit 110. Weather Channel had it only at 104. Not sure where their weather station is at. Assuming the airport.

Trust whichever you want. But it was farking hot. I'm used to high 90s and even 100 here, but today was spectacularly hot.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Just talked with friends in Chandler. It's 122 on their patio.
 
2 days ago  
I'm so glad I'm not down there in that hellscape right now. I'm not even going to apply for a job there until they figure out what's going to happen the SECOND day of school this year.

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2 days ago  
Good thing heat kills viruses.

Oh, what's that?  Covid spent 40 DNA points on heat/cold resistance?

/Sonofabiatch.
 
2 days ago  
What, no king of the hill strip yet?
 
2 days ago  

edmo: Just talked with friends in Chandler. It's 122 on their patio.


Could it GET any hotter?
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.
 
2 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm so glad I'm not down there in that hellscape right now. I'm not even going to apply for a job there until they figure out what's going to happen the SECOND day of school this year.

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After reading that tweet, I can only hope that "Sprite" (@sodamom23) is not allowed to homeschool her kids.
 
2 days ago  
I live in the Northwest.... my pizza was partially cooked by the time I got it home from Walmart. Good thing I didn't buy ice cream.
 
2 days ago  

gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.


Umm... what?
 
2 days ago  

Driver: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm so glad I'm not down there in that hellscape right now. I'm not even going to apply for a job there until they figure out what's going to happen the SECOND day of school this year.

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After reading that tweet, I can only hope that "Sprite" (@sodamom23) is not allowed to homeschool her kids.


She gon teach those kids and they gon be turn out poorly. Gon.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?


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/plenty of others have gotten it in the past. maybe they'll step in.
 
2 days ago  

Driver: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'm so glad I'm not down there in that hellscape right now. I'm not even going to apply for a job there until they figure out what's going to happen the SECOND day of school this year.

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After reading that tweet, I can only hope that "Sprite" (@sodamom23) is not allowed to homeschool her kids.


why not? she's obviously an order of magnitude smarter than the president and a substantial number of other policymakers for this country.
 
2 days ago  

gameshowhost: 0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?

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/plenty of others have gotten it in the past. maybe they'll step in.


If you need to explain the joke, then you suck as a comedian.
 
2 days ago  
I farking moved today. It was 107 when we packed the trailer and 102 when we unloaded. I had to take a cold bath with a fan pointed at me to cool down. My watch said I burned over 2000 calories in four hours.

It's farkin hot.
 
2 days ago  

0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?


He's an idiot
 
2 days ago  

0z79: gameshowhost: 0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?

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/plenty of others have gotten it in the past. maybe they'll step in.

If you need to explain the joke, then you suck as a comedian.


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2 days ago  

chitownmike: 0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?

He's an idiot


Wow that's like Trump calling Obama LOW IQ.
 
2 days ago  
It's not dry. It's monsoon. I know you midwesterners laugh, I grew up there, but 40-50 percent when it's 115 us farking stupid hot.
god I wish it would just rain, ya know?
 
2 days ago  

Three Crooked Squirrels: According to my car, it hit 107 here in SLC today. According to a bank sign I drove past, it hit 110. Weather Channel had it only at 104. Not sure where their weather station is at. Assuming the airport.

Trust whichever you want. But it was farking hot. I'm used to high 90s and even 100 here, but today was spectacularly hot.


I left this afternoon. Flew to Denver with a stop in Laramie. Last hoorah before being sent to the death factories (schools). Bit cooler here. But wow mask usage is way worse than Utah. Employees have masks that I have seen but hardly anybody else does. JFC. COVID is going to hit the southwest hard I think. Despite the heat.
 
2 days ago  
I got the joke, and think you could have followed with "I'll come in again".
 
2 days ago  

neapoi: I farking moved today. It was 107 when we packed the trailer and 102 when we unloaded. I had to take a cold bath with a fan pointed at me to cool down. My watch said I burned over 2000 calories in four hours.

It's farkin hot.


If only sweating burned calories. And heat exhaustion/stroke causes th heart to beat rapidly to cool the body down.

I would frankly be impressed if you ran half a marathon in 90+ degree weather. You were pretty close to dying. Kudos.
 
2 days ago  

powhound: Three Crooked Squirrels: According to my car, it hit 107 here in SLC today. According to a bank sign I drove past, it hit 110. Weather Channel had it only at 104. Not sure where their weather station is at. Assuming the airport.

Trust whichever you want. But it was farking hot. I'm used to high 90s and even 100 here, but today was spectacularly hot.

I left this afternoon. Flew to Denver with a stop in Laramie. Last hoorah before being sent to the death factories (schools). Bit cooler here. But wow mask usage is way worse than Utah. Employees have masks that I have seen but hardly anybody else does. JFC. COVID is going to hit the southwest hard I think. Despite the heat.


ABQ has been doing well, both mask-wise and heat-wise.  I think the mask thing doesnt quite counteract my hypothesis that people have been gathering in large numbers at BBQs, house parties and the like though.  Was eating lunch in a park and there was a party of at least 25 people of all ages to celebrate a child's birthday, not a mask to be seen.
 
2 days ago  
The current temperature in Phoenix, aka Hell's suburb, at midnight Mountain Time (which is 11:00 pm AZ time even though they're in the Mountain time zone, since they don't believe in that Commie plot known as Daylight Saving Time) is still 104F. That's farking insane.
 
2 days ago  
A station in Surprise recorded 122 Thursday.
 
2 days ago  
Oh, nothing, just another extreme high temp record smashed. In this case, for the 3rd time in 10 years.

Don't worry though, all the methane starting to bubble out as Siberia enters full meltdown will make things better.
 
2 days ago  

gameshowhost: chitownmike: 0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?

He's an idiot

Wow that's like Trump calling Obama LOW IQ.


Anywhere But Here
Youtube l1OEVT-f9hM


"And for the last damn time,
I'm tired of fighting with you
The time is slipping away
And I'm not gonna spend it with you"
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

Cyberluddite: The current temperature in Phoenix, aka Hell's suburb, at midnight Mountain Time (which is 11:00 pm AZ time even though they're in the Mountain time zone, since they don't believe in that Commie plot known as Daylight Saving Time) is still 104F. That's farking insane.


That hurts my feelings. That hot at night?  No thank you.
 
2 days ago  
"it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"

Have you no decency?  It's only 5 degrees less than it is in PHX, but the humidity is much, much hirgher.

F*** humididty
 
2 days ago  

My Sober Alt: "it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"
"it's a dry heat"

Have you no decency?  It's only 5 degrees less than it is in PHX, but the humidity is much, much hirgher.

F*** humididty


I always kind of figured the ground out in the SW sucked up all the humidity like a sponge.

/Familiar with Florida-like 100 degree humid days.
 
2 days ago  
I was living in Phoenix in June 1990 they they had their all-time record high of 122. Later that summer I came home one afternoon :& asked my husband & daughter why they weren't in the pool. They said it was too cod to swim. It was 105.
 
2 days ago  

gameshowhost: "PFFT it's only one degree!"


Yep.   Nobody will take it seriously until it hits the death zone, around 140.
 
2 days ago  
Good thing we've got a President and political party who deny global warming.

\this is the way the world ends
\\this is the way the world ends
\\\this is the way the world ends
\\\\not with a bang, but with the sound of air conditioners shutting down
 
2 days ago  
Spent a year there back in the late 80s. Fark that place.
 
2 days ago  
Give us a few years, we can do better!
 
2 days ago  
 
2 days ago  
Grew up in Lake Havasu.  Summer of '81 or '82, was walking out the door to go to the beach and it felt like a blast furnace in the face.  Went back in and turned on the local channel that had cable listings/time/date/temp, and it said 130 F.  120+ F days weren't unusual, but I said fark it, I'm staying home today.  The next day, same thing except 131 F.  It 'cooled down' the following day(123 F).  That was before the town incorporated and had official temp readings, but I once found a website that confirmed my memory.  Wish I could find it again.  But "official" temp there the other day was 128 F/53 C.  (Ric Flair "WOOOOoooo!)

/very NOT csb
//it might not be Floriduh 100% humidity, but 45% humidity and 117 here in Phoenix still sucks
///I'm getting old, if under 120 gets to me now
 
2 days ago  

0z79: gameshowhost: chitownmike: 0z79: gameshowhost: Not to worry. We'll invite climate physics to our Exploration Committee Concerning Action Committee Concern Committee About Hot Things In The Air C.O.N.C.E.R.N.A.C.T Legislative Think Tank and we'll negotiate a deal so that we can *incrementally* address accelerating AGW at *our comfort level*.

Umm... what?

He's an idiot

Wow that's like Trump calling Obama LOW IQ.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l1OEVT-f​9hM]

"And for the last damn time,
I'm tired of fighting with you
The time is slipping away
And I'm not gonna spend it with you"


If YoU nEeD tO eXpLaIn ThE jOkE, tHeN yOu SuCk As A cOmEdIaN
 
1 day ago  

Three Crooked Squirrels: According to my car, it hit 107 here in SLC today. According to a bank sign I drove past, it hit 110. Weather Channel had it only at 104. Not sure where their weather station is at. Assuming the airport.
Trust whichever you want. But it was farking hot. I'm used to high 90s and even 100 here, but today was spectacularly hot.


Jackson Hole--high 80's, 90. That is not supposed to happen here. Maybe once or twice a year--not regularly.
 
1 day ago  

fatassbastard: Spent a year there back in the late 80s. Fark that place.


But it's gotten worse!
 
1 day ago  

Dodo David: For what it's worth . . .

"In 1.1 billion years, the Sun will grow 11% brighter, raising average terrestrial temperatures to around 50 °C (120 °F). That will warm the oceans so much that they evaporate without boiling, like a pan of water left on a sunny kitchen counter."


*looks at watch*

Yeah that's not gonna be a problem until another 40 or 50 million generations.

/should we not have farked up enough already, that is
 
1 day ago  
Here in South Australia we had the driest July in over 100 years.  People are walking around in t-shirts and shorts.
 
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