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(Some Guy)   "If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"   (travelpulse.com) divider line
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2 days ago  
"Multiple Passengers"

Two
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: "Multiple Passengers"

Two


That's pretty much the definition of "multiple".
 
2 days ago  

Mentat: NotCodger: "Multiple Passengers"

Two

That's pretty much the definition of "multiple".


If I may slightly equivocate, one is also a multiple.
 
2 days ago  
But daaaad!!!

DON'T CALL ME A BUTT DAD!!!
 
2 days ago  
Good.  Holding the plague rats responsible for the other passengers' damages would be even better.
 
2 days ago  
Sonofa,,, Look, I live downtown and don't always wear my mask as a pedestrian. There are more people now than in April or June, so I often keep it at chin level when I'm a hail Mary TD pass from from another person. But I ALWAYS wear it indoors. I have not flown since this virus but uh, duh?

Wear your f*cking mask.
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: "Multiple Passengers"

Two


If it were just one, I'd still be sayIng, "GOOD."
 
2 days ago  
The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?
 
2 days ago  
I wouldn't have pushed back from the gate with them in the plane to begin with. I'd wager they initially wore the masks and then took them off. Delta flight attendants have zero farks to give and will hand you to the gate agent in a second. They don't suffer much dumbassery.
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?


The only alternative to turning around would be for Delta to penalize and inconvenience their passengers by exposing them to covid despite being able to avoid that exposure.

Turning around and throwing the bum(s) out is the better of two bad options.
 
2 days ago  
Can we start calling the "I can't wear a mask for reasons" people van Goghs?
 
2 days ago  
Dox the passengers
 
2 days ago  
You guys are so farked.
 
2 days ago  
I saw a bus driver turn around a bus just last week.

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2 days ago  
Pilot must be a parent.
 
2 days ago  
The "respect my authority" is an essential part of security theater.  I'm surprised they didn't call in the air force to threaten to shoot the plane down.  The passengers involved must not have been brown enough....
 
2 days ago  

SoupGuru: But daaaad!!!

DON'T CALL ME A BUTT DAD!!!


I'm stealing that. :)
 
2 days ago  

DON.MAC: Can we start calling the "I can't wear a mask for reasons" people van Goghs?


You can wear a mask with one ear.
 
2 days ago  

King Something: NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?

The only alternative to turning around would be for Delta to penalize and inconvenience their passengers by exposing them to covid despite being able to avoid that exposure.

Turning around and throwing the bum(s) out is the better of two bad options.


Well, all the other passengers will know exactly who to blame for inconveniencing them. Social tools such as public shame have their place. This is a theme for the whole last 4 years...a number of people in this country elected a satirical cartoon character to sit in the White House and now we're all paying for their gross farkup.

Every time I think about the next election, I think maybe we should just reelect this fool and let things go to fruition. We're paying for it, they should eat it.

There's a good lesson in this scene...don't fark up because other people are depending on you.


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2 days ago  
Personally I blame the Romulans. They always were an arrogant lot.

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2 days ago  
If each passenger wearing a mask filed a civil lawsuit for delay, loss of income, being a doo-doo head against the two who didn't wear a mask, this would likely resolve itself.

Open the doors at 30,000 feet and see how fast they put on a mask....or just push them out at 30,000 feet
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
The real question is, so I get the extra sky miles.
 
2 days ago  

AliceBToklasLives: Mentat: NotCodger: "Multiple Passengers"

Two

That's pretty much the definition of "multiple".

If I may slightly equivocate, one is also a multiple.


Not when it comes to prime numbers.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
♫ Put that mask on right now, or so help me-e-e-e ♪

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♪ bum-BUM-bummmm-bum-bum ♫
 
2 days ago  
the only thing better than "fine, let's turn this flight around" results for these morans would be:

the anti-mask covidiots being asked to pay for ALL the original ticket prices of EVERY other human their idiocy held up in in a travel delay (and possible willful covid exposure).

yup, the entire plane.

and the proportionate wages/salaries of the air staff and pilots too. let the covidiots try to dodge THAT debt for the rest of their lives.....

americans are loud morons. BUT we ALL listen to our bank accounts....

-hey, it's the real american way! 😉-
 
2 days ago  

BafflerMeal: You guys are so farked.


yes.

just remember your chancellor has a PhD in quantum chemistry. no matter her politics she is a smart human.

our "president" is a cancelled reality TV game show host with 6 business bankruptcies to his name and billions of foreign debt and "obligations".....

-pity us, ok?


less than a 3rd of the eligible voters in this country bothered to come out and vote for this fool, and yet here we ALL are.


pity us. and remember: petty, stupid, demented donny STILL has our nukes. sleep tight tomorrow. i'll be up keeping watch...... 😧
 
2 days ago  
How much of an asshole do you have to be to STILL refuse to wear the mask once they tell you the plane will return if you don't put it back?
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?


Because their spit has infected people on board?
 
2 days ago  
I'm surprised that no one got up and beat the shiat out of them.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
That's pretty determined stupidity right there.
 
2 days ago  

maxandgrinch: If each passenger wearing a mask filed a civil lawsuit for delay, loss of income, being a doo-doo head against the two who didn't wear a mask, this would likely resolve itself.

Open the doors at 30,000 feet and see how fast they put on a mask....or just push them out at 30,000 feet


Yep, I'd be on the phone with a lawyer if I was on that flight.  Could all the passengers sue the two covidiots at once, kind of like a class action?  Seems like that would be the most efficient way to do it.  Also make them pay legal fees as well.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Explain to them that the masks prevent exhaling the virus. Or else the other passengers will do it by strangling them.
 
2 days ago  
I live in Texas and I have the same Washington Nationals mask as Fauci.  Even when the pandemic is over I might keep wearing it to annoy the locals.
 
2 days ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm surprised that no one got up and beat the shiat out of them.


I can't beat your ass AND social distance at the same time.
 
2 days ago  

OrangeSnapper: The "respect my authority" is an essential part of security theater.  I'm surprised they didn't call in the air force to threaten to shoot the plane down.  The passengers involved must not have been brown enough....


The only authoritarians here are the plague rats who are inflicting their unsanitary persons on their fellow travelers in defiance of the common decency.
Authoritarianism + Whit Privelege = Plague rats.
If they had refused to wear pants and been booted, none of these hypocrites would be defending them.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
the plane returned to Detroit Metro Airport in suburban Romulus.

It's not easy to turn around a plane that's going warp 8.
 
2 days ago  

khatores: King Something: NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?

The only alternative to turning around would be for Delta to penalize and inconvenience their passengers by exposing them to covid despite being able to avoid that exposure.

Turning around and throwing the bum(s) out is the better of two bad options.

Well, all the other passengers will know exactly who to blame for inconveniencing them. Social tools such as public shame have their place. This is a theme for the whole last 4 years...a number of people in this country elected a satirical cartoon character to sit in the White House and now we're all paying for their gross farkup.

Every time I think about the next election, I think maybe we should just reelect this fool and let things go to fruition. We're paying for it, they should eat it.

There's a good lesson in this scene...don't fark up because other people are depending on you.


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I was thinking the other passengers should reenact the soap/sock beating scene.
 
2 days ago  

luna1580: the only thing better than "fine, let's turn this flight around" results for these morans would be:

the anti-mask covidiots being asked to pay for ALL the original ticket prices of EVERY other human their idiocy held up in in a travel delay (and possible willful covid exposure).

yup, the entire plane.

and the proportionate wages/salaries of the air staff and pilots too. let the covidiots try to dodge THAT debt for the rest of their lives.....

americans are loud morons. BUT we ALL listen to our bank accounts....

-hey, it's the real american way! 😉-


Or just charge them for the extra fuel and landing fee they've cause the airline to incur. That alone would teach an expensive lesson.
 
2 days ago  

NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?


Because they didn't want passengers getting sick.
 
2 days ago  

OrangeSnapper: The "respect my authority" is an essential part of security theater.  I'm surprised they didn't call in the air force to threaten to shoot the plane down.  The passengers involved must not have been brown enough....


WHHHHAAAAARRRRR-GARBLE!!!!!
 
2 days ago  

anuran: NotCodger: The problem is that every other passenger was penalized and inconvenienced at best. Why not continue to the destination and have the police waiting there to arrest the two for interfering with a flight crew?

Because they didn't want passengers getting sick.


How crowded was the flight? How close were the two to the other passengers? Could they have been moved to increase the separation?
 
2 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: drjekel_mrhyde: I'm surprised that no one got up and beat the shiat out of them.

I can't beat your ass AND social distance at the same time.


You can with a dull halbert.
 
2 days ago  
You know these planes have doors, couldn't they simply have jettisoned the passengers mid flight?
 
2 days ago  

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm surprised that no one got up and beat the shiat out of them.


What happened to Air Marshals? Are Air Marshals no longer a thing?

Failure to follow flight Crew directions? Cuff the Plague Rats behind their backs and put masks on them. When the plane lands, hand them over to federal authorities.
 
2 days ago  
GOOD.

Where's the goddamn HERO tag?  When I had to fly in the beginning of June, American Airlines wasn't enforcing its own policy about masks AND the flight was completely full despite them saying it wouldn't be.  Fark American Airlines.

My respect for Delta just went up a lot.
 
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