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(Daily Mail)   Trash, trash and more trash has been accumulating across the streets of New York City. Wait this sounds like a Futurama episode   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2 days ago  
And that's just DeBlasio's Administrstion!
 
2 days ago  
LOL. Bulid a whole society fueled solely by money. And then try to not spend money.
And I'm the idiot?
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
 
2 days ago  
Can't someone ELSE do it?
 
2 days ago  
No. Fifth Element.
\Multipass
\\ Probably just garbage collection day
\\\ The Mail? I now doubt the existence of garbage outside the tabloid industry
 
2 days ago  
NYC is a hellhole.
 
2 days ago  
Philly is even more garbage-strewn that usual too. There have been some horrific garbage wind storms by the river while I'm running. Truly, it's not just the lack of sanitation workers (that's been a problem too). The casual littering is also up. I see people just dropping trash more than ever.
 
2 days ago  

UninformedButEnthusiastic: horrific garbage wind storms


horrific garbage wind storms is the name of my Shirley-Manson-on-a-Bad-Day cover band...
 
2 days ago  

RussianPotato: NYC is a hellhole.


It's alright..... if you like saxophones.

New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones
Youtube Cd-a7ZzoWmE
 
2 days ago  
I'm currently eating a sandwich made of old, discarded sandwiches, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
In London the rubbish collectors were considered 'essential workers' and thus never skipped a beat. The problem areas have been the parks, where the illegal gatherings by trashy people meant that, well, trash piled up.

If you saw a sign from the 1918 pandemic with the words  "this is a park not a toilet or a rubbish bin" you'd have a good chuckle at how backwards and pathetic people were a hundred years ago, but the fact that the local council has to put up the same sign today just makes you want to go full bore sociopath. *sigh*
 
2 days ago  
A month ago they were complaining about the starving rats.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Wouldn't now be a great time for Sanitation, Water and Sewer Workers to go on strike for more money?
 
2 days ago  

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Why does isn't that woman reacting to a raccoon sticking his nose in her crotch?  And don't start with the "perspective" and "long focal length lens" BS.
 
2 days ago  
Those pics look like my shed, piling up with cans and bottles. I was a few months overdue before the pandemic started so it's only gotten worse. I suppose I may have to just start tossing it all in the blue recycling bins a bit at a time if this goes on much longer.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Those images in the article look like business' trash.  They are handled by independent contractors, not the city.  I live in a residential area of Brooklyn.  Haven't seen any trash accumulated around here.
 
2 days ago  
And that's when the C.H.U.D.S. came
 
2 days ago  
Are right wingers hanging out on the sides of the streets in NYC now?
 
2 days ago  
That's normal for NYC. When you have 8M+ plus people, and garbage pickup is only twice a week, garbage piles up (still better then Napoli).
 
2 days ago  

RussianPotato: NYC is a hellhole.


shiathole
 
2 days ago  

ex-nuke: Wouldn't now be a great time for Sanitation, Water and Sewer Workers to go on strike for more money?


used to work for the NYC DEP digitizing the Water and Sewer systems. I can't see that happening (escape from NY comes to mind).
 
2 days ago  

northguineahills: used to work for the NYC DEP digitizing the Water and Sewer systems.


How do you have digital sewage? Oh, wait ... 4chan. Nevermind.
 
2 days ago  
New York Dolls - Trash
Youtube x9d5csMFAfE
 
2 days ago  
Too much garbage in your face? There's plenty of space out in space!
 
2 days ago  

Danger Avoid Death: northguineahills: used to work for the NYC DEP digitizing the Water and Sewer systems.

How do you have digital sewage? Oh, wait ... 4chan. Nevermind.


good one!

/uhh, GIS mapping the water and sewer systems....
 
2 days ago  

northguineahills: Danger Avoid Death: northguineahills: used to work for the NYC DEP digitizing the Water and Sewer systems.

How do you have digital sewage? Oh, wait ... 4chan. Nevermind.

good one!

/uhh, GIS mapping the water and sewer systems....


That does sound interesting. How long does something like that take to complete?
 
2 days ago  
You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess this town's in tatters I've been shattered
My brain's been battered, splattered all over Manhattan
Uh-huh, this town's full of money grabbers
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, huh
 
2 days ago  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess this town's in tatters I've been shattered
My brain's been battered, splattered all over Manhattan
Uh-huh, this town's full of money grabbers
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, huh


Jimi covering the Stones. Now I've seen everything.
 
2 days ago  
Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.
 
2 days ago  
Someone once described Manhattan as a city with no butthole. There's no alleys, so everyone shiats out their trash onto the sidewalk.
 
2 days ago  
Obligatory. With gusto...

Futurama - The Great Garbage Crisis of 2000
Youtube ooB5iIqZnB0
 
2 days ago  
Just call up Joe Ferro, he's got plenty of Cleaners who can help out.
 
2 days ago  

foo monkey: Someone once described Manhattan as a city with no butthole. There's no alleys, so everyone shiats out their trash onto the sidewalk.


This. In Russia in the old part of town there are inner courtyard with trash dumpsters...far less shiat-hole-ey.

Manhattan is a dump.
 
2 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.


The republicans have been doing their best to nuke and neuter every single government agency since 2016, aside from the whitehouse and the gestapo.
 
2 days ago  

Excelsior: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

The republicans have been doing their best to nuke and neuter every single government agency since 2016, aside from the whitehouse and the gestapo.


As far as I know no uncontrolled fusion bombs have gone off in 2020. So there has been not a single nuking of NYC, ever.  Not even a dirty bomb.

Come back to me when somebody does the brave thing and nukes NYC, for real.
 
2 days ago  

Excelsior: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

The republicans have been doing their best to nuke and neuter every single government agency since 2016, aside from the whitehouse and the gestapo.


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2 days ago  
Maybe if you didn't have to settle lawsuits because you let your cops murder people. You would have the money to pay for trash pick up.
 
2 days ago  
It would have been 20 years ago.....

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2 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.


No, but you're welcome to suck a dick if that would calm you down.
 
2 days ago  
Defunding NYC?
 
2 days ago  
Also a plot to an episode of Monk.
 
2 days ago  

babygoat: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.

No, but you're welcome to suck a dick if that would calm you down.


Would dick sucking stop people from putting shiat and trash on the street? If so, why is there so much shiat and trash in NYC?  Why do they have rat tribes that are eating each other.  Why did NYC have to specifically tell people that "yes, eating ass will pass on corona virus".  Are the people of NYC so stupid that they think feasting on buttholes won't pass corona virus?  Because they appear to be since the HHS person had to specifically tell the ass eaters to stop eating ass.  And somehow, after decades of garbage in NYC, the people still have to be told to not litter.  How long will it take for the people to learn to not litter?  Another 200 years?
 
2 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: babygoat: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.

No, but you're welcome to suck a dick if that would calm you down.

Would dick sucking stop people from putting shiat and trash on the street? If so, why is there so much shiat and trash in NYC?  Why do they have rat tribes that are eating each other.  Why did NYC have to specifically tell people that "yes, eating ass will pass on corona virus".  Are the people of NYC so stupid that they think feasting on buttholes won't pass corona virus?  Because they appear to be since the HHS person had to specifically tell the ass eaters to stop eating ass.  And somehow, after decades of garbage in NYC, the people still have to be told to not litter.  How long will it take for the people to learn to not litter?  Another 200 years?


Wow. You are obsessed with eating ass.
 
2 days ago  
it stinks from space...
 
2 days ago  

Lady J: AmbassadorBooze: babygoat: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.

No, but you're welcome to suck a dick if that would calm you down.

Would dick sucking stop people from putting shiat and trash on the street? If so, why is there so much shiat and trash in NYC?  Why do they have rat tribes that are eating each other.  Why did NYC have to specifically tell people that "yes, eating ass will pass on corona virus".  Are the people of NYC so stupid that they think feasting on buttholes won't pass corona virus?  Because they appear to be since the HHS person had to specifically tell the ass eaters to stop eating ass.  And somehow, after decades of garbage in NYC, the people still have to be told to not litter.  How long will it take for the people to learn to not litter?  Another 200 years?

Wow. You are obsessed with eating ass.


So are the people of NYC.  But, my city doesn't have a rat and trash problem.
 
2 days ago  

Lady J: AmbassadorBooze: babygoat: AmbassadorBooze: Sounds like nuking the place in April when it was ground zero for the corona would have solved more than one problem.

Nuke it now, before the litter bugs spread out into the rest of the country.  Wall it off if you sad sacks won't sacrifice the lives of the litterbugs for the good of the earth.  Make them live in their filth instead of just moving and bringing their filth to the rest of us.

Sweet feathery Jesus.  How hard is it to not leave shiat and garbage all over.  You farking dirty animals.  You are less than animals.  You are the avatars of pure garbage.  You can't even stop eating ass long enough to stop the spread of corona virus during a pandemic.  Of course you leave your shiat all over.  The farking health department had to tell you morons to stop eating ass since "yes, the butthole has corona virus".  Nukes would be too good for you morons.  We need to round up Floriduh and drop those people into your city.

No, but you're welcome to suck a dick if that would calm you down.

Would dick sucking stop people from putting shiat and trash on the street? If so, why is there so much shiat and trash in NYC?  Why do they have rat tribes that are eating each other.  Why did NYC have to specifically tell people that "yes, eating ass will pass on corona virus".  Are the people of NYC so stupid that they think feasting on buttholes won't pass corona virus?  Because they appear to be since the HHS person had to specifically tell the ass eaters to stop eating ass.  And somehow, after decades of garbage in NYC, the people still have to be told to not litter.  How long will it take for the people to learn to not litter?  Another 200 years?

Wow. You are obsessed with eating ass.


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