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(Mercury News)   Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks   (mercurynews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Sperm, Fertility, Netherlands, Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, Microscope, Delft, Semen, Bacteria  
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2224 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2020 at 8:10 PM (2 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2 days ago  
Not always....

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2 days ago  
Playful otters frolicking with your mom's beaver
 
2 days ago  
I'm just here to give +1 to subby's headline.
 
2 days ago  
You otter get some air fresheners.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
"So it's almost like you needed to make a (camera) really tiny and stick it to the head of the sperm"

Nope, I never really needed to do that.
 
2 days ago  
The Little White Duck (funny story song for children)
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2 days ago  
All those spinning sperms down the drain.
 
2 days ago  
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Wonder if I've still got these posters somewhere. Probably in the box that got abandoned in the attic in Cicero.
 
2 days ago  
I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from here. Spare a thought for those poor souls whose centuries-old beliefs about how sperm move have been upended.
 
2 days ago  
Crispy socks here. Crispy socks there. Crispy socks with some mystery hair.
 
2 days ago  
Ring of Bright Water, indeed.
 
2 days ago  
Otters!
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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
I knew it all the time.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
I see these guys every day!
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2 days ago  
I felt a great disturbance in the force as if millions of playful otters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I feel something terrible has happened.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Playful otters got around the laptop
 
2 days ago  
Otterkake anyone?
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
I was crushed when I opened the article and there were no frolicking otters. Luckily there were some in the comments!
 
2 days ago  
When I knocked my wife up, the first thing I said was "WOO, my boys can swim!" 👊
 
2 days ago  
Huh. Still a valid idea for an Add (N) to (X) song...
 
2 days ago  
Sorry, my otters can no longer come out and play.

They're permanently grounded.
 
2 days ago  
Sperm are very cheeky little creatures.

Well, sometimes. They can also be very chinny.
 
2 days ago  
This week.
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2 days ago  
Then, everything changed when the playful otters from the fireplace attacked.
 
1 day ago  
Your partner is getting it with Benedict Cumberbatch, subby? Good for you.
 
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