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(BBC-US)   German shoe thief caught with over 100 sandals in his hideout. The suspect is described as 18 inches tall, reddish in color, with a long furry tail and sharp teeth   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Shoe, Footwear, sports shoes, man, Athletic shoe, fox, flip flops, weeks residents of Zehlendorf  
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3 days ago  
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

Got your sandals, biatches!
 
2 days ago  
CSB:  I had a neighbor whose cat stole gloves.  Eventually the neighbor hung a clothes line next to the sidewalk with the glove stash clipped to it and a note inviting neighbors to take a glove if they recognized it.  I personally had a cat that stole live snakes from neighbors, but that's a whole different story.  No foxes though.
 
2 days ago  
1. Steal shoes
2. ?
3. Profit
 
2 days ago  
I guess we know what Imelda Marcos got reincarnated as
 
2 days ago  
What does the fox steal
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

Mega Steve: I guess we know what Imelda Marcos got reincarnated as


Ummm ... Imelda is still alive. She's the one with her hand up Duterte's sock-puppet ass.
 
2 days ago  
Swiper, kein stibitzen!
 
2 days ago  
And I just unlocked the vulpera in wow
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

Freschel: What does the fox steal


ugly ass Crocs from the looks of it.
 
2 days ago  
For weeks residents of Zehlendorf were baffled that a thief was stealing their flip flops and sports shoes from their gardens at night.

Someone stole my old size 15 running shoes while I had a long night swim in a forest lake in Zehlendorf, but thankfully left my clothes, keys, MP3 player and bicycle.
Back then I thought it was a homeless guy seeing my my-size-fits-all baby coffins and being decent enough to just take what he really needed.
But maybe I should look up the stash of that fox...
Because there's definitely foxes and boars coming to the shore of the lakes after sundown, looking for dropped food and/or the frogs or rodents who are looking for the dropped food.

/most brazen animal I ever saw while swimming there was a boar, who on one evening during last summer simply ignored all the people on the still fairly crowded beach and started rooting through those people's bags and backpacks
 
2 days ago  
Unclogged
In 1978, a female student studying in the Dimond Library discovered she had been robbed and phoned the police. A short while later, the police arrested a 24-year-old Division of Continuing Education student, ending a year-long investigation into a rash of thefts from the library.
The thief was charged with stealing 48 items, including 14 wallets and purses and an estimated 26 pairs of clogs. A search of the suspect's residence revealed clogs and wallets hidden in pillow cases, two clogs underneath a pillow, clogs stuffed in a sleeping bag, clogs in a backpack under a bed, and clogs stashed in a bureau drawers.
The thief confessed to the crimes, saying he was glad he was caught, and claimed he had a neurotic problem and couldn't help himself.


I knew this guy.

/csb
 
2 days ago  
Imelda Marcos reincarnated as a fox.
 
2 days ago  

sifumokung: Imelda Marcos reincarnated as a fox.


I should read comments before posting the same easy joke.

Next time I'll come up with an original easy joke.

For fox sake.
 
2 days ago  

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2 days ago  

cgremlin: Mega Steve: I guess we know what Imelda Marcos got reincarnated as

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2 days ago  
Fox with Crocs
 
2 days ago  
put the fox in a box and feed him green eggs and ham
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Looks like the cute little bugger has a thing for Crocs.
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2 days ago  

Danger Avoid Death: Mega Steve: I guess we know what Imelda Marcos got reincarnated as

Ummm ... Imelda is still alive. She's the one with her hand up Duterte's sock-puppet ass.


That's just what THEY want you to think

/Honestly thought she died 10+ years ago
 
2 days ago  
fox wants crocs?  no, fox wants Joan and David, but the crocs were gettable.
 
2 days ago  
So you're saying a midget in a fur suit stole some shoes.
 
2 days ago  
Makes me think of Marvin's Mittens - where a mythical fox-like critter swipes Marvin's glove and you spend the rest of the game trying to get it back. It's a kids game and was a very excellent "platform trainer" for my little guy, no death, just a good solid platformer where you level up your jumping ability as you go.
 
2 days ago  
And after you get the shoes, you gotta then get a phone.

Dixiedo fox runs away with my phone. Tries to bury it.
Youtube GegN_AXWWqc
 
2 days ago  
Fox
Crocks
Fox in Crocks
Crocks on Fox
Red fox in gray crocks
Gray fox in red crocks
Crocks stashed under green bush
Green crocks on top of brown bush
 
2 days ago  
Repeat from 2009

CSB: I was driving through a small village in Germany on my way to work and saw a fox run across the street in front of me.
He or she had a shoe in it's mouth. Fox had no fux to give.
End CSB
 
2 days ago  
Jake and Amir: Rick Fox
Youtube Qqa0M2hufo8
 
1 day ago  
The totally fantastic Mrs. Fox?
 
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