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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   No matter the current pressures on law enforcement, America's fake cops always have it worse   (abc7.com) divider line
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TWX [TotalFark]
3 days ago  
Farking whackers.

Had one at work a few years back in another department.  He was driving a black and white crown victoria, had added a colorless lightbar, restored the Whalen stuff inside so he had lights, sirens, bullhorn, added a bunch of ham radio equipment.

He finally got pulled over because he added a quasi-official looking seal on the doors and "EMERGENCY CALL 911" on the quarter panels.

A week later the car was back, all that crap was off and now "UMBRELLA CORPORATION" was emblazoned on the car.
 
3 days ago  
Fake cops are a great youtube hole.
 
3 days ago  
Was he caught because he didn't shoot someone in the back when he had the chance?
 
3 days ago  
Portland DHS?

*clicks*

Oh, real fake cops.
 
3 days ago  
I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble.
 
3 days ago  

OtherLittleGuy: Portland DHS?

*clicks*

Oh, real fake cops.


Yeah, a lot of these guys already work for private security companies, though they are only a tiny fraction of security guards.  Now they can fulfill their dream of being a cop, and a fed at that, without having to pass the same background check, rigid training requirements, or passing the examinations, which I admit don't seem all that hard now in retrospect, but they do block some guys.  Now all you have to do is work for one of the security companies that gets contracted by DHS and you can skip all that stuff.
 
3 days ago  
Not surprised this happened in the 909.
 
3 days ago  
Oh subby dont you know its the christians that are being persecuted?

/or is it the flat earthers
//or the karens
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble.


I wonder what they get out of it. It isn't going to fool a real cop and if they do find trouble they are probably coing to get more than they ever wanted.
 
3 days ago  
These guys are on the Mt. Rushmore of Total Losers, along with Stolen Valor guys, Pedophile Coaches, and Fake Photographers.
 
3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: These guys are on the Mt. Rushmore of Total Losers, along with Stolen Valor guys, Pedophile Coaches, and Fake Photographers.


What's a fake photographer?
 
3 days ago  
Fake cops are eh.

Fake taxis is where it's at.
 
3 days ago  
if you want to be a cop theres more than one place now willing to actually deputize you with just a 4 hour class isnt there?  i keep seeing these articles.

why not just go live out your fantasy?
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble.

women to harass/grope/rape

ftfy
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Begoggle: The Pope of Manwich Village: These guys are on the Mt. Rushmore of Total Losers, along with Stolen Valor guys, Pedophile Coaches, and Fake Photographers.

What's a fake photographer?


<make a clicking sound with your mouth>
"there all done, that will be 120$
 
3 days ago  

FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble.


There are entire car subcultures dedicated to that level of shiatbaggery.

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3 days ago  
Defund fake Police!
 
3 days ago  
I absolutely loathe whackers. I've actually had people wade into major car accidents and try to "take command" before pretending to be some high speed rescue worker. It's really wild how this happens.
 
3 days ago  

lolmao500: Oh subby dont you know its the christians that are being persecuted?

/or is it the flat earthers
//or the karens


It's the fatties
 
3 days ago  
so when you get rid of the real police this is what you will have.
maybe we could make then stand out a bit more with a white hat.
and have them wear a white shirt like a supervisor would wear.
and then to keep anyone from being upset about seeing a gun, they could wear a robe, a long white robe.
and to help them to stand out in a crowd put a point on the hat.

think about it, in many places 150 years ago this is what the law looked like.

so be very careful of what you wish for......
 
3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: These guys are on the Mt. Rushmore of Total Losers, along with Stolen Valor guys, Pedophile Coaches, and Fake Photographers.


What the fark is a fake photographer?
 
3 days ago  
I worked with a guy like this. Total nutbag. Got jail time for breaking off a key in the local night deposit box and acting like a cop where he instructed the deposits be put into his blacked-out  Crown Vic.
 
3 days ago  

WTP 2: so when you get rid of the real police this is what you will have.
maybe we could make then stand out a bit more with a white hat.
and have them wear a white shirt like a supervisor would wear.
and then to keep anyone from being upset about seeing a gun, they could wear a robe, a long white robe.
and to help them to stand out in a crowd put a point on the hat.

think about it, in many places 150 years ago this is what the law looked like.

so be very careful of what you wish for......


GFY
 
3 days ago  
A Fake Photographer is one of these losers that advertises that he's a photographer looking for models, but just wants to fark them.
 
3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: A Fake Photographer is one of these losers that advertises that he's a photographer looking for models, but just wants to fark them.


Have a seat, please.

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3 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: A Fake Photographer is one of these losers that advertises that he's a photographer looking for models, but just wants to fark them.


I thought it was one of those people who went from a cell phone to buying a $1200 DSLR, gets no training or lesssons and creates a Facebook page "_____ photography" and charges people for God awful wedding photos
 
3 days ago  
Wait...that's every photographer, but you know what mean.
 
3 days ago  
Headline reminds me of the Reno 911! when two of them were mall cops for an episode
 
3 days ago  

moike: FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble.

There are entire car subcultures dedicated to that level of shiatbaggery.

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Japan has a Large Penis Festival, and America has a Tiny Penis Festival.

Penis.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Couldn't qualify for real police training, so spends time and money pretending he's more than the hourly Rent-a-Blart. Just like the pretenders too fat to enlist in the military whose wardrobe consists of mostly camo. These valor stealers need to be publickly and loudly shamed at their own expense: billboards, telly & print ads, signs in their yards and made to drive pink Kia commuter coupes.

Just noticed: never heard of a woman doing this but then I don't know everything under the Sun.
 
2 days ago  
I learned the easy way that if you chance upon an already equipped vehicle, say for an internal official training film, and you run the lights, no big deal.  Looks good on camera.

If you hit the siren, prepare for all hell to break loose.  The siren, and no radio, means ... the shiat just hit the fan, and expect the worse.

Fake cops should always install a realistic siren and carry a clear set of underwear.
 
2 days ago  

whither_apophis: FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble. women to harass/grope/rape

ftfy


Yes, all those stories about women being harassed by fake cops here on Fark, so common! Just as likely he was out trolling people of darker than fair skin. Or just a wannabe who got an erection watching people slow down when he pulled up next to them and glared. Seriously tho, unless you have a citation your victim complex is showing.
 
2 days ago  

winedrinkingman: OtherLittleGuy: Portland DHS?

*clicks*

Oh, real fake cops.

Yeah, a lot of these guys already work for private security companies, though they are only a tiny fraction of security guards.  Now they can fulfill their dream of being a cop, and a fed at that, without having to pass the same background check, rigid training requirements, or passing the examinations, which I admit don't seem all that hard now in retrospect, but they do block some guys.  Now all you have to do is work for one of the security companies that gets contracted by DHS and you can skip all that stuff.


Rigid training requirements?

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2 days ago  

Luse: whither_apophis: FrancoFile: I can't imagine how pathetic your life must be if you spend hours finding, buying, and installing this shiat, and then spend hours driving around just looking for trouble. women to harass/grope/rape

ftfy

Yes, all those stories about women being harassed by fake cops here on Fark, so common! Just as likely he was out trolling people of darker than fair skin. Or just a wannabe who got an erection watching people slow down when he pulled up next to them and glared. Seriously tho, unless you have a citation your victim complex is showing.


how many do you want?

https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/el​-​monte-police-sketch-of-fake-cop-and-as​saulted-woman/147929/

https://www.9news.com.au/national/all​e​ged-fake-cop-charged-over-sa-rapes/959​8e18b-91f5-4746-b20d-096704e35af5

https://www.entitymag.com/fake-cop-se​x​ually-assaults-woman/

https://www.foxnews.com/us/fake-cop-p​u​lling-over-women-sexually-assaulting-t​hem-georgia-police-say

https://komonews.com/news/local/fake-​c​op-assaults-woman-in-centralia

https://www.fox4news.com/news/fake-co​p​-wanted-for-sexually-assaulting-woman-​in-fort-worth

/ESAD
 
2 days ago  

TheNewWinch: Begoggle: The Pope of Manwich Village: These guys are on the Mt. Rushmore of Total Losers, along with Stolen Valor guys, Pedophile Coaches, and Fake Photographers.

What's a fake photographer?

<make a clicking sound with your mouth>
"there all done, that will be 120$


He gets girls naked in a hotel room, and "photographs" them with a yellow squeaky toy camera. Bastard
 
2 days ago  

Badafuco: 909.


Land of the dirt people!
 
2 days ago  
whither_apophis:

how many do you want?
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/el-​monte-police-sketch-of-fake-cop-and-as​saulted-woman/147929/
https://www.9news.com.au/national/alle​ged-fake-cop-charged-over-sa-rapes/959​8e18b-91f5-4746-b20d-096704e35af5
https://www.entitymag.com/fake-cop-sex​ually-assaults-woman/
https://www.foxnews.com/us/fake-cop-pu​lling-over-women-sexually-assaulting-t​hem-georgia-police-say
https://komonews.com/news/local/fake-c​op-assaults-woman-in-centralia
https://www.fox4news.com/news/fake-cop​-wanted-for-sexually-assaulting-woman-​in-fort-worth

/ESAD


My Ex wife was dating a cop and while she was dating him he got suspended, he let a girl off from getting a ticket then asked her out, she said no thank you and ad left. He then texted her later that night and asked her out.  He used the cop database to get her info.

/I told my Ex not to date a cop
//My Neighbor was a cop at the time and he used to have swinger parties and brag about doing all kinds of illegal stuff with his buddies
 
1 day ago  

WTP 2: so when you get rid of the real police this is what you will have.
maybe we could make then stand out a bit more with a white hat.
and have them wear a white shirt like a supervisor would wear.
and then to keep anyone from being upset about seeing a gun, they could wear a robe, a long white robe.
and to help them to stand out in a crowd put a point on the hat.

think about it, in many places 150 years ago this is what the law looked like.

so be very careful of what you wish for......


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1 day ago  

hardinparamedic: I absolutely loathe whackers. I've actually had people wade into major car accidents and try to "take command" before pretending to be some high speed rescue worker. It's really wild how this happens.


In May 2002 freight barges knocked out the I-40 Bridge near Webbers Falls, Oklahoma. Several vehicles plunged off into the river, resulting in multiple deaths and injuries.

Some wack job, a two-time convicted felon William James Clark impersonated a U.S. Army captain at the disaster scene for two days. Clark's efforts included directing FBI agents and appropriating vehicles and equipment for the rescue effort, before fleeing the scene.

I sort of remember reading a study that showed the average idiot populace will readily accept orders from anyone in a uniform before they would Joe Blow in civvies. So if a United States Postal Service
worker, a FedEx guy/gal, or someone in a snappy fast food franchise outfit is ambitious enough to want to direct a disaster scene recovery, they can take over the crowd easier than anyone. Which, if they are level-headed and sane, and have a sense of what to do, may not be bad. I guess.
 
1 day ago  

dryknife: hardinparamedic: I absolutely loathe whackers. I've actually had people wade into major car accidents and try to "take command" before pretending to be some high speed rescue worker. It's really wild how this happens.

In May 2002 freight barges knocked out the I-40 Bridge near Webbers Falls, Oklahoma. Several vehicles plunged off into the river, resulting in multiple deaths and injuries.

Some wack job, a two-time convicted felon William James Clark impersonated a U.S. Army captain at the disaster scene for two days. Clark's efforts included directing FBI agents and appropriating vehicles and equipment for the rescue effort, before fleeing the scene.

I sort of remember reading a study that showed the average idiot populace will readily accept orders from anyone in a uniform before they would Joe Blow in civvies. So if a United States Postal Service
worker, a FedEx guy/gal, or someone in a snappy fast food franchise outfit is ambitious enough to want to direct a disaster scene recovery, they can take over the crowd easier than anyone. Which, if they are level-headed and sane, and have a sense of what to do, may not be bad. I guess.


All the more reason we should be defunding the police to the point where they're forced to only do their job, not the job of social workers, the education system, housing authority, drug rehab, etc, instead.

Coincidentally, the police chief of Webbers Falls, which should have been the highest ranking person on site until the Oklahoma Highway Patrol Marine Highway Division showed up (yes, this is a thing, yes, Oklahoma has oceangoing seaports; literally the most inland in America at Tulsa Port of Catoosa, and yes, it's a federal marine highway going to it), got arrested for diddling kids.  Probably would have been evident sooner of a large scale federally involved accident if we weren't expecting police to also be so many other things that the police shouldn't have anything to do with.
 
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