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4 days ago  
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3 days ago  
ALICE! THAT IS SO WARM BLOODED OF YOU!
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Sure my hands and feet are small, but get a load of the size of my tail - you know what that means?!
 
3 days ago  
When the Alligator asked if her lost dog was this size, Alice realized Toto was gone forever.
 
3 days ago  
...and that's why you should vote libertarian.
 
3 days ago  
"And that's how I won the Capital One mascot challenge in '15.  Anyway, do you have any good lotions for dry and cracking skin?"


/now with a vote option
 
3 days ago  
After a while, crocodile.
 
3 days ago  
Person, woman, alligator-man, camera, TV.
 
3 days ago  
I'm afraid a cloaca does not work like that Alice.
 
3 days ago  
"Well congressman, first to be clear what you are referring to happened on Twitter so its hard for me to speak on that"
 
3 days ago  
"You be nice to me, and I'll tell you some things about this place!"

From the actual movie.

/I know, I'm odd
//not spoken by alligator man
///but still
 
3 days ago  
"Sorry to startle you ma'am, but I need your help!

.....I need about tree-fiddy."
 
3 days ago  
But Mom, didn't somebody warn you about this alien DNA thing before you married dad?
 
3 days ago  
When I said grab your cheeks I was thinking lower.
 
3 days ago  
"No. Please. I need my ears to hear."
 
3 days ago  
"La, la, la, la la. I can't hear you."
 
3 days ago  
"Stop your crying, Alice. I said lagoon. Straight to the lagoon."
 
3 days ago  
"I just realised I forgot to turn the oven off before we left"

"Again?  Do you have any idea how high our electricity bill was last month?"
 
3 days ago  
Karen, where's your mask?
 
3 days ago  
Gorn lives matter
 
3 days ago  
They took my son to make a purse. :(
 
3 days ago  
I saved you this much on your car insurance. Yeah. Everyone thinks I'm a little geckko thing.  I don't know where they get that.
 
3 days ago  
Alice knew that their affair was over when Wally confessed to having reptile disfunction.
 
3 days ago  
Take me to your leader.  Oh, it's him?  I'll come back in January.
 
3 days ago  
"I said I have some Gatorades, not gator AIDS."
 
3 days ago  
"Give me some sugar, baby."
 
3 days ago  
Lady - "Get me a sandwich and make it snappy"
Alligator - "Sorry, this is a DIY store"
 
3 days ago  
FREE HEALTH CARE FOR ALL!
 
3 days ago  
"You think I'm the problem? I couldn't even vote!"
 
3 days ago  

BigSquibowski: "You think I'm the problem? I couldn't even vote!"


Now, with voting goodness.
 
LF1
3 days ago  
Suzie, I SAW you holding hands and skimming stones with that foreign guy!  That was supposed to be OUR thing!
 
2 days ago  
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything"
 
2 days ago  
No honey!  I didn't cheat on you!  I swear Black is just a friend!

/A gator would know the critter from the black lagoon
/Or something
/3 for the wine
 
2 days ago  
All we ask is that you vote for us one last time! Alice! Deal or no deal?
 
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