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2020-07-30 9:33:06 AM  
OHHHH, WHOAAAAA,

DOCTAH DEMON SEMEN...

DOCTAH DEMON SEMEN...

DOCTAH DEMON SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN...

(wicked guitar solo)
 
2020-07-30 9:38:21 AM  
LOL.  Like even a demon would touch that.
 
2020-07-30 10:14:11 AM  
I remember when the nutjobs were in the Democratic Party. You know, like Governor Moonbeam?
 
2020-07-30 10:49:26 AM  
ALIENS... GONNA FARK YOU FROM OUTER SPACE...

WITH AN ASTRAL DONGGG...

A THOUSAND LIGHT YEARS LONGGGGGG...

(wicked drum solo)

This stuff writes itself!
 
2020-07-30 11:58:18 AM  
I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.
 
2020-07-30 1:02:31 PM  
I believe the relevant TV Tropes link is this one: Even Evil Has Standards
 
2020-07-30 1:36:31 PM  

edmo: I remember when the nutjobs were in the Democratic Party. You know, like Governor Moonbeam?


Didn't they call him that for talking about geosynchronous communications satellites?
 
2020-07-30 1:38:28 PM  

Alphax: edmo: I remember when the nutjobs were in the Democratic Party. You know, like Governor Moonbeam?

Didn't they call him that for talking about geosynchronous communications satellites?


LOL THOSE ARENT EVEN A THING U MOON-LOVER!
 
2020-07-30 1:39:16 PM  
Demon is gonna recoil at first sighting of that Sasquatch bush, and the nested mushroom.... so no.
 
2020-07-30 1:39:26 PM  
Doctor doctor give me the news
I gotta bad case of demon blues
 
2020-07-30 1:39:29 PM  
he is married to  Melania, if they still have sex... or is that Putin? hard to figure out who the demons are - so many surround him
 
2020-07-30 1:39:53 PM  
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2020-07-30 1:42:39 PM  
Astral sex eh? It's always about the buttsex with Republicans.
 
2020-07-30 1:42:54 PM  
Trump:
'I'm impressed with her; he says, 'I know nothing about her' he says.'

In other words:
'I don't need to know things to be impressed.'
 
2020-07-30 1:43:34 PM  
What's the downside of sex with an astral projection of a demon or witch?  Asking for a friend.
 
2020-07-30 1:44:59 PM  
They call Alabama the crimson tide
Call me demon blue
 
2020-07-30 1:45:44 PM  
They're getting it from Hope Hicks
 
2020-07-30 1:47:07 PM  
Demon sex!?!

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Yes Please!
 
2020-07-30 1:47:47 PM  
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2020-07-30 1:48:09 PM  
"The woman you said was a 'great doctor' in that video that you retweeted last night said that 'masks don't work' and 'there is a cure for Covid-19′ - both of which health experts say is not true," Collins said. "She's also made videos saying that doctors make medicine using DNA from aliens, and that they're trying to create a vaccine to make you immune from becoming religious.
Trump interjected.
"Maybe it's the same, maybe it's not," Trump said. "But I can tell you this: She was on air along with many other doctors. They were big fans of hydroxychloroquine. And I thought she was very impressive in the sense that - from where she came, I don't know which country she comes from - but she says she's had tremendous success with hundreds of different patients. And I thought her voice was an important voice, but I know nothing about her."

/Wait until he finds out that she's from one of those "shiathole" countries...
 
2020-07-30 1:48:24 PM  

Diogenes: LOL.  Like even a demon would touch that.



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I just wanted to post this again because..  good lord...
 
2020-07-30 1:50:35 PM  

Moroning: Demon sex!?!

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Yes Please!


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2020-07-30 1:50:55 PM  

Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.


Technically they're just amorphous blobs of gas that ride human beings like meatsuits, only they tend to pick the hot meatsuits.
 
2020-07-30 1:52:49 PM  
Infected Mushroom - Demons of Pain (Remix)
Youtube Ab2kCx6xSjc
 
2020-07-30 1:54:36 PM  

yukichigai: Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.

Technically they're just amorphous blobs of gas that ride human beings like meatsuits, only they tend to pick the hot meatsuits.


Soooooooooo Hot!

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2020-07-30 1:57:37 PM  
Any of you other old timers remember this one?
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2020-07-30 1:57:52 PM  
Nope.  She's not sexxing him.

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2020-07-30 2:00:21 PM  
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2020-07-30 2:03:57 PM  
Trump saw the video of Dr. Stella Immanuel and a bunch of very respected doctors outside the Supreme Court.

How does he know they are respected? They were wearing white coats.

About that group, "America's Frontline Doctors"

https://www.politifact.com/article/20​2​0/jul/29/who-are-doctors-viral-hydroxy​chloroquine-video/

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All of the physicians we fact-checked have a history of making unproven, conspiratorial or bizarre medical claims.

The group, whose now-defunct website was registered on July 16, was in Washington for a "White Coat Summit," after which some of the doctors met with Vice President Mike Pence.
 
2020-07-30 2:09:37 PM  

fifthofzen: Moroning: Demon sex!?!

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Yes Please!

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That's what I'm talking about.
 
2020-07-30 2:12:05 PM  

Pugdaddyk: Any of you other old timers remember this one?
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I remember this one:
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/it sounds like you've got at least two or three people in there already
 
2020-07-30 2:26:01 PM  
Anderson knows all about deviant sex, wait what? demon sex?  never mind.
 
2020-07-30 2:29:53 PM  
This particular song just seemed like an appropriate song to share at this particular junction in time and space
Danzig - Am I Demon
Youtube Bnbh4N59t1I
 
2020-07-30 2:37:01 PM  

Moroning: yukichigai: Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.

Technically they're just amorphous blobs of gas that ride human beings like meatsuits, only they tend to pick the hot meatsuits.

Soooooooooo Hot!

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What the fark is a robster craw?
 
2020-07-30 2:41:40 PM  

Markus5: Doctor doctor give me the news
I gotta bad case of demon blues


Astral projection got a hold of me, too
I got the Covid Pneumonia
And the Demon Semen Flu!
 
2020-07-30 2:41:43 PM  

BMulligan: Moroning: yukichigai: Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.

Technically they're just amorphous blobs of gas that ride human beings like meatsuits, only they tend to pick the hot meatsuits.

Soooooooooo Hot!

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What the fark is a robster craw?


The Craw
Youtube ftgAG3Vnif8


the craw?
 
2020-07-30 2:42:21 PM  

edmo: I remember when the nutjobs were in the Democratic Party. You know, like Governor Moonbeam?


I love how he got that nickname because he suggested communications satellites might be useful for emergency response communication. If that's the kind of crazy Democrats are bringing, I'm okay with it. Sure beats "demon dream sex" crazy...
 
2020-07-30 2:45:11 PM  
Would everyone PLEASE stop ruining my D&D fantasies!? Gosh!

/ oh yeah baby, make my saving throw.
 
2020-07-30 2:53:55 PM  

fifthofzen: Moroning: Demon sex!?!

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Yes Please!

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I'd let her disembowel me.
 
2020-07-30 3:29:13 PM  
If he is having any, it is almost certainly not with his wife. She leads an independant life of infinity variety, often in Pennsylvania with her chain immigrant parents.
 
2020-07-30 3:30:42 PM  

brantgoose: If he is having any, it is almost certainly not with his wife. She leads an independant life of infinity variety, often in Pennsylvania with her chain immigrant parents.


Well, that and she's probably f****** the entire Secret Service.
 
2020-07-30 3:49:34 PM  
These are the same people that make fun of liberals for recognizing more than 2 genders.
 
2020-07-30 4:07:15 PM  

Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.


Would you possess an ugly person?
 
2020-07-30 5:30:58 PM  

KarmicDisaster: BMulligan: Moroning: yukichigai: Mugato: I watch Supernatural, demons are farking hot.

Technically they're just amorphous blobs of gas that ride human beings like meatsuits, only they tend to pick the hot meatsuits.

Soooooooooo Hot!

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What the fark is a robster craw?

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the craw?


No, not the craw. The Craw!
 
2020-07-30 8:50:27 PM  
Whoa there buddy. Even demons have standards.
 
2020-07-31 2:12:45 AM  
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