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(WPXI.com)   If getting naked at a drive-in and fighting with security guards is wrong, I don't wanna be right   (wpxi.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Pennsylvania, naked man, CENTER TOWNSHIP, North Main Street Extension, state police, security guards, Security guard, U.S. state  
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2020-07-29 8:47:14 PM  
3 votes:
Alcohol may have been involved.
 
2020-07-30 12:53:57 AM  
2 votes:
I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.
 
2020-07-29 9:10:43 PM  
2 votes:

Sean VasDeferens: Tomorrow NPR will report on this as "Federal troops move in to abduct peaceful protester".


Sarcasm? Poeslaw? Most pathetic shiatbird dumbassery nominee? I just don't know anymore.
 
2020-07-29 9:09:06 PM  
2 votes:
I thought getting naked was the goal at the drive in?
 
2020-07-30 1:25:19 AM  
1 vote:

studebaker hoch: I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.


Worst Penthouse Letter ever.
 
2020-07-29 10:32:36 PM  
1 vote:
Ah to be young again.
Back in my day, before everybody was carrying a camera, you could have a damn fine time at a drive-in midnight show.  You knew there were no little kids around.  Streaking had just come into vogue, too.
Wait!  The dude was 28?  C'mon man, grow up a little.  You're past those shenanigans.
 
2020-07-29 9:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
Did I fall asleep and time travel back to 1975?

/what are the odds I get to ask that question on Fark twice in one day?
 
2020-07-29 9:17:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-29 9:06:43 PM  
1 vote:

Combustion: sardonicobserver: Alcohol may have been involved.

Alcohol was just the warm up...


I was just about to say "when was alcohol not involved?!"
But in fairness, if I had to guess I'd go with:
1) unwilling coitus interruptus* at the drive in
2) someone figured a dark drive-in is appropriate for meth
 
2020-07-29 9:01:27 PM  
1 vote:

sardonicobserver: Alcohol may have been involved.


Alcohol was just the warm up...
 
2020-07-29 6:25:10 PM  
1 vote:
Mom?
 
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