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(WPXI.com)   If getting naked at a drive-in and fighting with security guards is wrong, I don't wanna be right   (wpxi.com) divider line
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2020-07-29 6:25:10 PM  
Mom?
 
2020-07-29 8:40:41 PM  
You guys just feel that?
 
2020-07-29 8:46:34 PM  
Or, as I call it, Wednesday night.
 
2020-07-29 8:47:14 PM  
Alcohol may have been involved.
 
2020-07-29 8:47:37 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: You guys just feel that?


Yeah...I felt it in my pants. I think he was watching some kinky Japanese boxing porn.
 
2020-07-29 8:48:54 PM  
 
2020-07-29 8:50:56 PM  
Tomorrow NPR will report on this as "Federal troops move in to abduct peaceful protester".
 
2020-07-29 8:53:08 PM  
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2020-07-29 8:54:19 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: You guys just feel that?


Did it move?
 
2020-07-29 9:01:27 PM  

sardonicobserver: Alcohol may have been involved.


Alcohol was just the warm up...
 
2020-07-29 9:05:03 PM  
He was just excited about the second feature; Buggery on the High Seas.

/rip the shirt...how cliche
 
2020-07-29 9:06:43 PM  

Combustion: sardonicobserver: Alcohol may have been involved.

Alcohol was just the warm up...


I was just about to say "when was alcohol not involved?!"
But in fairness, if I had to guess I'd go with:
1) unwilling coitus interruptus* at the drive in
2) someone figured a dark drive-in is appropriate for meth
 
2020-07-29 9:09:06 PM  
I thought getting naked was the goal at the drive in?
 
2020-07-29 9:10:43 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: Tomorrow NPR will report on this as "Federal troops move in to abduct peaceful protester".


Sarcasm? Poeslaw? Most pathetic shiatbird dumbassery nominee? I just don't know anymore.
 
2020-07-29 9:12:52 PM  
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2020-07-29 9:17:43 PM  
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2020-07-29 9:26:24 PM  
What did he order?
 
2020-07-29 9:54:04 PM  
Did I fall asleep and time travel back to 1975?

/what are the odds I get to ask that question on Fark twice in one day?
 
2020-07-29 9:56:28 PM  
Why wouldn't you be naked at a drive in?
 
2020-07-29 10:23:56 PM  
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2020-07-29 10:25:07 PM  
Um, I don't think that's a Chilly Dilly.

Chilly Dilly Intermission Ad
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2020-07-29 10:32:36 PM  
Ah to be young again.
Back in my day, before everybody was carrying a camera, you could have a damn fine time at a drive-in midnight show.  You knew there were no little kids around.  Streaking had just come into vogue, too.
Wait!  The dude was 28?  C'mon man, grow up a little.  You're past those shenanigans.
 
2020-07-29 11:38:54 PM  
But this is all we have left.
They can't take naked fighting at a drive-in away from us too.
 
2020-07-29 11:52:40 PM  

Popo Bawa: But this is all we have left.
They can't take naked fighting at a drive-in away from us too.


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2020-07-30 12:53:57 AM  
I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.
 
2020-07-30 1:25:19 AM  

studebaker hoch: I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.


Worst Penthouse Letter ever.
 
2020-07-30 2:31:06 AM  
I've heard there are still two drive-ins left in the greater SF Bay Area; surprised they hadn't all become either malls (now dead), office buildings, or condos.

Friend of mine who had little kids really enjoyed having a drive-in around; it meant she and her husband could go to the movies, the kids could be noisy and cranky if they wanted, and she'd still get to see the whole picture, unlike in a theater where she'd usually end up out in the lobby with the crying kid.
 
2020-07-30 7:26:20 AM  

studebaker hoch: I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.


HITCHIKER: "Okay, here comes a truck to give me a ride!"
 
2020-07-30 4:02:16 PM  

studebaker hoch: I drove naked for about a hundred miles once after getting soaked to the bone by a thunderstorm.

If was after dark by the time I made it back to my truck, nobody could see me, and I just lost all the drenched clothing into the passenger side footwell and drove home.

That truck heater warmed me right up, and probably saved my life.


pics or it didn't happen
 
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