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(Some Guy)   New England man wants to hear from you if you've seen Monty Python. No, not the TV show   (framinghamsource.com) divider line
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2020-07-29 1:45:02 PM  
Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.
 
2020-07-29 8:19:12 PM  

Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.


It's nice your wife's son watches tv
 
2020-07-29 8:20:50 PM  
I named mine Fluffy.
 
2020-07-29 8:26:22 PM  
I named my plant Robert.
 
2020-07-29 8:30:33 PM  
I named my cat Mandu.
 
2020-07-29 8:31:18 PM  
It was last seen at the Jack's Abby parking lot in Framingham this weekend.

It is about 4.5 feet long, tooth-less and "extremely kind," said its owner.


:facepalm:

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Why are you letting your python roam around a brewery parking lot? "Tooth-less and kind?" You know just because it doesn't have fangs doesn't mean it's toothless? Yeah, it's a kind of snake.
 
2020-07-29 8:34:33 PM  
if I found him, I'd keep him and change his name to "Boots".
 
2020-07-29 8:36:27 PM  
New England isn't that new. In light of Brexit, British and American places should be downgraded. I.e:

New York = York
York = Older York

It would be a shame to run out of town names now most of them have EU copyrights.
 
2020-07-29 8:38:27 PM  
That's convenient.  My snake's name is Find().
 
2020-07-29 8:39:23 PM  

LordOfThePings: It was last seen at the Jack's Abby parking lot in Framingham this weekend.

It is about 4.5 feet long, tooth-less and "extremely kind," said its owner.

:facepalm:

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Why are you letting your python roam around a brewery parking lot? "Tooth-less and kind?" You know just because it doesn't have fangs doesn't mean it's toothless? Yeah, it's a kind of snake.


My python got me involved with a 4.5-ft toothless woman I met in a parking lot once.
 
2020-07-29 8:41:53 PM  

Prof. Frink: My python got me involved with a 4.5-ft toothless woman I met in a parking lot once.


Your one-eyed trouser python doesn't count.
 
2020-07-29 8:47:54 PM  

ZMugg: I named my cat Mandu.


I named my Elephants Gerald.

/don't even get me started on my Kierkegaardvark
 
2020-07-29 9:03:18 PM  
My hovercraft is named 'Full of Eels'.

'Please fondle my bum' is my plan to help the homeless.
 
2020-07-29 9:04:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.


Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"
 
2020-07-29 9:08:18 PM  

rcain: Summoner101: That's convenient.  My snake's name is Find().

I'd return that snake as defective since it takes no arguments and has no return value
Seriously, WTF were you thinking? Do you even read the docs?

FFS! I swear, if I so much as come across one more jackass straight out of "coding bootcamp" i'm going to punch a biatch in the face


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2020-07-29 9:08:19 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"


Your saying it's a waste of time to name your cat?
 
2020-07-29 9:11:39 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"

Your saying it's a waste of time to name your cat?


Just dumb ones. Mine have all responded to their names.
 
2020-07-29 9:12:24 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"

Your saying it's a waste of time to name your cat?

Just dumb ones. Mine have all responded to their names.


And that's not my saying.
 
2020-07-29 9:14:40 PM  
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2020-07-29 9:15:06 PM  
If I was ever in the dating scene I'd buy one just for the pick up line:
Hey want to come home with me and play with my ball python?
Why not? You don't like snakes?

/but then I would end up with the one who WOULD like snakes, and you know what they say about those kind of gals.
 
2020-07-29 9:18:50 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"

Your saying it's a waste of time to name your cat?

Just dumb ones. Mine have all responded to their names.


Good choice naming them 'sound of can of cat food opening'.
 
2020-07-29 9:20:14 PM  
A snake in a parking lot? I hope no one steps on it.
 
2020-07-29 9:31:55 PM  

alicechaos: I named mine Fluffy.


Mine is named Friendly.
 
2020-07-29 9:48:33 PM  
Every python I've ever met was either named Monty or Colt.
 
2020-07-29 9:54:09 PM  

litheandnubile: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

It's nice your wife's son watches tv


TV is good,
my ex's sister told her son and friend no more TV,
two days she found them in the barn playing the "you show me your's" game...
so now they get to watch TV with mom watching.
TV is good.
 
2020-07-29 10:25:21 PM  

rcain: Summoner101: rcain: Summoner101: That's convenient.  My snake's name is Find().

I'd return that snake as defective since it takes no arguments and has no return value
Seriously, WTF were you thinking? Do you even read the docs?

FFS! I swear, if I so much as come across one more jackass straight out of "coding bootcamp" i'm going to punch a biatch in the face

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You should definitely be crying about that giant stick up your ass that's so big and huge that you can't even take a farking joke without being a complete ass about it


You're not really helping me to not read your posts in Comic Book Guy's voice...

/titty sprinkles
//nope, still Comic Book Guy
 
2020-07-29 10:28:02 PM  

litheandnubile: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

It's nice your wife's son watches tv


He also watched movies. And it's stuff he wouldn't have come across if we had just let 90s TV raise him like most people do. I presented him with a wide array of music, movies, and other cultural influences...
 
2020-07-29 10:29:11 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Mikey1969: Nice... It's what my stepson named his python. That's when we knew we'd raised at least one of the kids correctly.

Neighbor in college had a 7 foot albino Burmese python that didn't have a name, because

"Why the fark would I name it? Do you think he'd come if I called his farking name?"


OK, I can't argue with that one...
 
2020-07-29 10:44:13 PM  
Python the programming language was named after MP. I Googled out of curiosity and sure enough there's a language called Monty.

/Got nothin'
 
2020-07-30 12:12:42 AM  
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2020-07-30 7:53:50 AM  

rcain: Summoner101: rcain: Summoner101: rcain: Summoner101: That's convenient.  My snake's name is Find().

I'd return that snake as defective since it takes no arguments and has no return value
Seriously, WTF were you thinking? Do you even read the docs?

FFS! I swear, if I so much as come across one more jackass straight out of "coding bootcamp" i'm going to punch a biatch in the face

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You should definitely be crying about that giant stick up your ass that's so big and huge that you can't even take a farking joke without being a complete ass about it

You're not really helping me to not read your posts in Comic Book Guy's voice...

/titty sprinkles
//nope, still Comic Book Guy

Considering COMIC BOOK GUY meme was posted as your own voice and commentary - I can only conclude you are a completely worthless sack of shiat

So go ahead and post your 10 word or less  idiotic one liner that no one over the age of 5 will find witty

Your 1 person fan base is waiting with bated breath


Dude, the fact that you're actually trying to angrily logic your way out of this when my initial Comic Book Guy reply was imitating your Weeners really isn't helping your case on not being Comic Book Guy.

You're on the internet.  Stand up, take a deep breath, and go take a walk or something.  I'm concerned about your mental health as you seriously need to chill out.
 
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