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(AZCentral)   French dumbass drives down Ventura Boulevard yelling "Jihad good" and waving "Bing-da-Boom, Enjoy" sign. Hilarity ensues.   ( divider line
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2002-02-01 10:46:34 AM  
That comedian slayed us.

I have his details if the FBI are watching. You might want to increase security around the president.
2002-02-01 10:48:40 AM  
Lighten up finkboy its Friday!

Funnily enough we also made jokes about the IRA?

eg, whats the fastest game in the world?

Pass the parcel in a Belfast pub!
2002-02-01 10:51:53 AM  
Belfast took my breath away. As did Ground Zero.
2002-02-01 10:53:27 AM  
I feel like I'm walking into a trap that will show my ignorance, but, Greek, is that really the guy?!
2002-02-01 10:57:02 AM  
Feh. I need a drink. I more pissed off about California shutting down a city because of this crackpot. He should have been arrested and questioned, but it was a total overreaction.
2002-02-01 11:02:31 AM  
Here is something to cheer you up then Finkboy!

check out the chicken cam!
2002-02-01 11:05:40 AM  
I understand being ready and cautious and all, but I think the Kinks sang a song about this.. "Paranoia May Destroy Ya" or something like that.
Go Patriots!
2002-02-01 11:09:52 AM  
This is just yet another example of how the French have completely lost touch with reality.
2002-02-01 11:10:37 AM  
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I say we have us a lynchin' !
2002-02-01 11:11:24 AM  
Yes those dumb French, working 30 hours a week for the highest wages in Europe, got the best transport system and the best food.

idiots eh?
2002-02-01 11:19:24 AM  
All the more reason to crush them like bugs and steal their recipes. Except the ones involving snails. Or goat entrails.
2002-02-01 11:19:42 AM  
Have you ever seen Jacques Pepin debone a chicken?

Pure magic.
2002-02-01 11:20:32 AM  
I would have loved to see him try that down around Florence and Crenshaw. He'd be eating through a tube right about now...
2002-02-01 11:30:50 AM  
I gotta agree.. pretentiousness and Jerry Lewis aside, the whole working less thing is smart as hell. Americans are goddamn morons about that kind of thing.
2002-02-01 11:35:35 AM  
Harmonia Why don't you come over here and say something bad about the US?

What, are you French or something? Or Canadian (almost as bad)?
2002-02-01 11:39:15 AM  
What did I say bad about the USA Crazzyeddie????
2002-02-01 11:41:39 AM  
If you're gonna lock this guy up, you'd better lock that annoying dink in the Eastside Marios commercials....Hey maybe the French guy was doing a promotional stunt for Eastside Marios.

Praise Badda-boom badda-bing guy from Eastside Mario's commercials.
2002-02-01 11:45:56 AM  
those damn frenchies. besides fries and kisses, they're just ain't nuthin' good about 'em.
2002-02-01 11:46:08 AM  
ah, I dunno Harmonia, you were just making fun of Americans for being 'paranoid,' yet you simply can't relate to what we feel as Americans.

Naturally, I speak for all Americans without hesitation.

I think if the tables were turned, you would be the first one denouncing this french nut-job.
2002-02-01 11:47:42 AM  
RadicalDave--you forgot that wonderful toast and bread.
2002-02-01 11:48:23 AM  
oh.....and the ticklers
2002-02-01 11:48:35 AM  
Crazyeddie, terrorists dont usually act like that.

Anyway there are plenty of Americans saying it was paranoia shutting down the city centre.
2002-02-01 11:51:06 AM  
fair enough. I can see both sides.

I think anyone pulling a stunt like this near MY neighborhood should wear a mouth-piece. There will be plenty of street justice.
2002-02-01 12:05:39 PM  
Paranoia, Harmonia? An overreaction, perhaps, but hardly paranoia. Paranoia would be locking the misguided fool up saying, "Well, we don't have anything on him, but just to be sure....".
2002-02-01 12:14:26 PM  
Cant see that happening though Stevarooni, perhaps in somewhere like Cuba but not in the free west.....
2002-02-01 12:15:28 PM  
Freedom of speech?
We should be able to hang him publicly just because he's French.
2002-02-01 12:22:40 PM  
MrGumboPants, No, that's not really the guy. That's the subject of one of today's photoshops- the one simply labelled "Photoshop." Don't worry, I can see where you were confused. He's a nutcase, wearing a turban, and he's in California.
2002-02-01 12:31:36 PM  
"sir, are you classifed as human?"

"uhhhhh..negative, I am a meat popsicle.."
2002-02-01 12:31:48 PM  
Uhh. Stevarooni & Harmonia they DID lock him up, and once they realized they had nothing on him, they had to let him go. You think they shut down that section of the city to look for a bomb but didn't detain this guy?

Praise the paranoid Americuns.
2002-02-01 12:51:26 PM  
What in the hell is this?
2002-02-01 12:52:26 PM  
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2002-02-01 12:54:37 PM  
A woman dressed as a frilly condom?
2002-02-01 12:57:11 PM  
Ribbed for your pleasure.

Praise condoms.

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2002-02-01 01:07:32 PM  
ok, so you can threaten several miles of ventura blvd with a bomb, cause traffic to stop for hours, call out police and possibly a bomb squad and THEY LET YOU GO! "Sorry sir, you don't seem to have a bomb in the car so we will let you continue on your way down the street scaring the hell out of everyone in the city." Hey everone lets get together and all do this around the whole city. We could tie up traffic for hours, cause major panic and histeria and the police would just let us go because we didn't actually have a bomb. It's freedom of speech! How wonderful!
I am being sarcastic in case anyone can't tell.
2002-02-01 01:19:37 PM  
So that's what happened yesterday. Closed down Ventura for most of the morning.
2002-02-01 01:34:58 PM  
Why doesn't this moron drive through Fontana carrying out these obscene acts?
2002-02-01 01:51:39 PM  
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2002-02-01 02:14:48 PM  

Some slimy FROG goes rippin' down MY Boulevard and causin' ALL kinds of havoc at the gourmet deli counter of Gelsons (yeah, I'm a Valley Boy... wanna make sumpthin' of it..?), what ever happened to that good ol' street mob mentality? But don't get me wrong, a kinder, gentler street mob...
2002-02-01 03:13:19 PM  
France surrenders, places "bada-bing" on list of words to be considered for addition to French language. It's number 62,358. They are currently on number 6, "swallow."
2002-02-01 04:54:04 PM  
Thanks Odietamo
you rock!!

Praise Odietamo.
2002-02-01 11:36:38 PM  
When is everyone going to give up this French thing. It is getting kinda old (not that it ever wasn't).
2002-02-02 01:30:29 PM  
My pleasure, AK.

Paul19, hating the French: always funny.
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