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(Daily Mail)   According to this DailyFail headline, "Britney Spears Demands Attention" just because she's posing with a ton of henna body art and green bikin--what? She actually said "I demand attention"? Never mind   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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arrogantbastich [TotalFark]
2020-07-28 7:55:08 AM  
Shut up and get out of my way
 
IlGreven
2020-07-28 8:48:37 AM  
Yay! More meat for the #FreeBritney attack dogs!
 
Fano
2020-07-28 9:25:18 AM  
Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot
 
Fano
2020-07-28 9:26:04 AM  
Sock it to... me?
 
Devil's Advocaat
2020-07-28 9:42:51 AM  
No, subby. She said, "I guess I'm demanding attention" followed by three rolling eye emojis.

Are you on the spectrum?
 
Wine Sipping Elitist [TotalFark]
2020-07-28 9:45:23 AM  
She is the definition big a hot mess
 
ocendot
2020-07-28 10:03:39 AM  
So....don't leave Britney alone?
 
Marcos P
2020-07-28 10:08:00 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: No, subby. She said, "I guess I'm demanding attention" followed by three rolling eye emojis.

Are you on the spectrum?


I read that as "are you on the speculum" and got really confused.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2020-07-28 10:10:40 AM  
That looks like she fell asleep under a pigeon perch.
 
Yellow Beard
2020-07-28 10:11:49 AM  
She is aging like milk.
 
TheraTx
2020-07-28 10:36:25 AM  
wash
wash your hair
lose the raccoon make up
dress like an adult not a character from the Dukes of Hazzard
 
Devil's Advocaat
2020-07-28 10:52:48 AM  

Marcos P: Devil's Advocaat: No, subby. She said, "I guess I'm demanding attention" followed by three rolling eye emojis.

Are you on the spectrum?

I read that as "are you on the speculum" and got really confused.


Well I am *now*.
 
winedrinkingman
2020-07-28 11:05:52 AM  
I think she is actaully much more attractive in her Vegas show than she ever was in her jail bait days.  Britney has some hips now, teeny Britney, while cute, did not.
 
Mister Buttons
2020-07-28 11:12:30 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: She is the definition big a hot mess


I don't know who did the eye makeup, but those are the eyes of someone over 35 who have done too many drugs.

I'm familiar with that look, but assumed professional makeup people could fix that before a photo shoot.
 
Colour_out_of_Space
2020-07-28 11:15:51 AM  
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2020-07-28 11:19:55 AM  
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Clutch2013
2020-07-28 11:27:30 AM  

Fano: Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot


This made me giggle more than it should have.  Where is this from?
 
Timmy the Tumor
2020-07-28 11:35:49 AM  
How do you know when you've hit rock-bottom and need help?  When this guy is awarded custody of your kids...

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Darth_Saltine
2020-07-28 11:40:33 AM  
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Reporting for duty, Ms. Spears, just say when.
 
listernine
2020-07-28 12:05:46 PM  
She's like the white trailer trash queen of my dreams.
 
Fano
2020-07-28 12:05:56 PM  

Clutch2013: Fano: Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot

This made me giggle more than it should have.  Where is this from?


I made it up just now
 
amindtat
2020-07-28 12:22:58 PM  

Fano: Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot


So are you bathed in bergamot, or is the pussy? Either way, there may be a burning sensation.
 
Fano
2020-07-28 12:27:56 PM  

amindtat: Fano: Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot

So are you bathed in bergamot, or is the pussy? Either way, there may be a burning sensation.


Steeped like a fine Earl Gray
 
Rock Krenn
2020-07-28 12:36:17 PM  
The headline is true, but only for very non-standard definitions of "green"

Or is that British green?


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Rock Krenn
2020-07-28 12:37:15 PM  
I would also add that it looks like she fell in a poison ivy patch and really over did the calamine lotion.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2020-07-28 1:00:22 PM  
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Flaming Gas Bag
2020-07-28 1:03:04 PM  
Britney Spears is almost 40!?
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2020-07-28 1:13:04 PM  

amindtat: Fano: Charging in like Sir Lancelot, gonna pound that pussy bathed in bergamot

So are you bathed in bergamot, or is the pussy? Either way, there may be a burning sensation.


It's Britney Spears. So if the old saying is true, you're also going to bed with Kevin Federline.

There was always going to be the risk of a burning sensation.
 
gregario
2020-07-28 1:44:10 PM  
That's 10# of crazy in a 4oz bikini.
 
H31N0US
2020-07-28 1:49:45 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: How do you know when you've hit rock-bottom and need help?  When this guy is awarded custody of your kids...

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It's charming that he endorses his ex's parenting credentials as he embarks on his guest DJ gig at Crazy Horse III Gentleman's Club.
 
Whatthefark
2020-07-28 3:16:20 PM  
Yo Britney, give me a call and I'll give ya all the attention you want.


/sorry if that sounded creepy
 
Fano
2020-07-28 4:16:46 PM  

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She hangs out with Midna in Twilit World?
 
Stud Gerbil
2020-07-28 5:14:48 PM  

TheraTx: wash
wash your hair
lose the raccoon make up
dress like an adult not a character from the Dukes of Hazzard


If she would do that, she would be smokin hot.   Right now she looks like the last girl left at closing time.
 
Xythero [TotalFark]
2020-07-28 5:19:46 PM  
She looks like a cenobyte.  Like one missing her skin.
 
JoshuaShrubbery
2020-07-28 6:10:10 PM  
Not to rain on anyone's "leave Britney alone (snark)" parade, but I actually respect her and think that she is just another dope like us trying to make sense of their world. As long as she isn't actively hurting people, let her be her.
 
amb
2020-07-28 8:52:53 PM  
Britney, call me. We can have a birthday party together.
 
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