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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Uplifting story of the day: "Woman used bra to try to restrain victim during thwarted burglary attempt" They tried to get away, but got hooked. Now they're clasped   (wjactv.com) divider line
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2020-07-28 7:31:08 AM  
It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.
 
2020-07-28 7:32:34 AM  
Can't wait to see the charming mug shots of this 36 year old drug thief that uses her bra as a weapon....
 
2020-07-28 7:37:31 AM  
If he needed a getaway vehicle, he should have tried a motorboat
 
KIA
2020-07-28 7:38:48 AM  
Person's gotta pay good money in Nevada for that kind of treatment usually.

Or so I hear.

From friends.

/ misguided amoral friends
// without benefits
/// threesomes!
 
2020-07-28 7:38:51 AM  
Pair of tits used bra as restraint. I can see that.
 
2020-07-28 7:39:39 AM  

snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.


I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁
 
2020-07-28 7:44:11 AM  
Home invasion, in that part of Pennsylvania?  They're lucky they're not dead.
 
2020-07-28 7:44:22 AM  
"Will I see you again?"
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2020-07-28 7:45:40 AM  
Lock 'em up. Those two boobs won't know what hit them.
 
2020-07-28 7:46:05 AM  
Can't trust a woman wearing a wire.
 
2020-07-28 7:48:56 AM  

snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.


My theory:

When you're VERY happy and excited, your hand/eye coordination and motor skills can be diminished.
 
2020-07-28 7:52:21 AM  
So, if a woman wanted to prevent me from leaving, all she would have to do is take the bra off.  I would wait right there until it went back on.
 
2020-07-28 7:53:42 AM  
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2020-07-28 7:54:38 AM  

waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁


Well done on the test of basic motor function.  Next we'll have you walking and chewing gum at the same time.
 
2020-07-28 7:55:31 AM  
The How-To video is on Pornhub.
 
2020-07-28 8:02:55 AM  
Defund the police.  Homeowners can just call the coroner after thing a home invasion.
 
2020-07-28 8:04:50 AM  
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/D is not the biggest.
 
2020-07-28 8:05:44 AM  
So the girl racked up B&E, robbery, assault, kidnapping then left the house and got another assault and a firearms charge.  That's an impressive amount of work.
 
2020-07-28 8:06:08 AM  
News:
Break in, suspect apprehended.
Farkers:
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2020-07-28 8:11:02 AM  

snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.


Speak for yourself.
 
2020-07-28 8:13:05 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: So the girl racked up B&E, robbery, assault, kidnapping then left the house and got another assault and a firearms charge.  That's an impressive amount of work.


multi-tasker
 
2020-07-28 8:19:43 AM  

snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.


Back in my young single days, I could unclasp a bra with one hand, just reaching around a willing participants back.
 
2020-07-28 8:22:40 AM  
Such an uplifting story!
 
2020-07-28 8:23:35 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.


No, no it isn't.
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Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint
 
2020-07-28 8:25:30 AM  

waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁


True story - the very first time I tried to unhook a girl's bra, I pulled off that trick effortlessly.  She was very impressed.

About the next 5 times I tried, it didn't work and was an awkward and embarrassing mood-killer.
 
2020-07-28 8:29:45 AM  

IndyJohn: waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁

True story - the very first time I tried to unhook a girl's bra, I pulled off that trick effortlessly.  She was very impressed.

About the next 5 times I tried, it didn't work and was an awkward and embarrassing mood-killer.


lemme guess. You got older and they stayed the same age.
 
2020-07-28 8:29:55 AM  

IndyJohn: waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁

True story - the very first time I tried to unhook a girl's bra, I pulled off that trick effortlessly.  She was very impressed.

About the next 5 times I tried, it didn't work and was an awkward and embarrassing mood-killer.


😲😆🤛
 
2020-07-28 8:32:47 AM  

vudukungfu: IndyJohn: waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁

True story - the very first time I tried to unhook a girl's bra, I pulled off that trick effortlessly.  She was very impressed.

About the next 5 times I tried, it didn't work and was an awkward and embarrassing mood-killer.

lemme guess. You got older and they stayed the same age.


Why do you have to come in like an asshole?  You think that's funny?
 
2020-07-28 8:36:22 AM  

The_Sponge: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

My theory:

When you're VERY happy and excited, your hand/eye coordination and motor skills can be diminished.


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2020-07-28 8:40:08 AM  
I remember long, long ago, in The Before Time, when a thread like this would be filled with examples of such ... restraints. Alas.
 
2020-07-28 8:42:52 AM  

doctorguilty: I remember long, long ago, in The Before Time, when a thread like this would be filled with examples of such ... restraints. Alas.


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2020-07-28 8:45:03 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

Back in my young single days, I could unclasp a bra with one hand, just reaching around a willing participants back.


I always start by scratching their back, familiarize the area.
Determine if it's a 2-3 or 4 hook.
Pinch, twist, pop.

The look on their face...but the sense of security that "he's done this work before" is more assuring that 2 people are about to have a good time.

/ no still means no
// wine is fine, but they get sicker-not slicker
/// be polite and you'll spend the night
 
2020-07-28 9:00:34 AM  
That had to be an uplifting experience
 
2020-07-28 9:02:29 AM  

ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint


She's crossed over from big breasts to freak show exhibit.
 
2020-07-28 9:10:35 AM  

ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-07-28 9:13:41 AM  
My wife wears bras with 4 hooks. Being that my fingers are numb from a botched surgery, me trying to do a reach around unclasping gives us an hour of foreplay. By the time the beasts are free, I am tired, roll over and go to sleep.
 
2020-07-28 9:23:09 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint

She's crossed over from big breasts to freak show exhibit.


Those are natural.

The_Sponge: ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint

[Lucie Wilde AKA Busty Buffy]


When it comes to emoting, she makes Kristen Stewart look like Meryl Streep.

Yes, I watch porn for the plot

so very lonely
 
2020-07-28 9:29:06 AM  
I miss Banned on the Run....
 
2020-07-28 9:29:33 AM  

ZMugg: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint

She's crossed over from big breasts to freak show exhibit.

Those are natural.

The_Sponge: ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint

[Lucie Wilde AKA Busty Buffy]

When it comes to emoting, she makes Kristen Stewart look like Meryl Streep.

Yes, I watch porn for the plot

so very lonely


I LOL'd.
 
2020-07-28 9:35:02 AM  
IMHO, some makes/models are more difficult to un-do.

Average story bro:

A loooong time ago, I was trying to remove a date's bra, and I was having serious difficulties.  I gave up and asked if she could remove.

"No," she replied.  "You'll have to work for it."

So I tried again and was successful.

What I'm trying to tell all the kids out there is that winners never quit, and quitters never win.
 
2020-07-28 9:39:15 AM  

The_Sponge: IMHO, some makes/models are more difficult to un-do.

Average story bro:

A loooong time ago, I was trying to remove a date's bra, and I was having serious difficulties.  I gave up and asked if she could remove.

"No," she replied.  "You'll have to work for it."

So I tried again and was successful.

What I'm trying to tell all the kids out there is that winners never quit, and quitters never win.


Could have been worse. It could have been a front clasp bra.
 
2020-07-28 9:39:51 AM  

snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men male farkers have no idea how to unclasp a bra.


FTFY
 
2020-07-28 9:41:05 AM  
I was on a date with my soon to be 7th wife and while we were at a movie theater I reached behind her to undo her bra and I spent about 15 minutes fondling, flicking and playing with tangled hair. no matter what I did, I could not get the bra undone.
After the movie, on our walk back to the car, she turned to me and asked me if I had had a problem in the movie theatre and why I kept scratching and digging at her back. I swallowed my pride and told her I had been trying to undo her bra and she said...you silly fool, the clasp is in the front.
 
2020-07-28 9:42:16 AM  

ZMugg: The_Sponge: IMHO, some makes/models are more difficult to un-do.

Average story bro:

A loooong time ago, I was trying to remove a date's bra, and I was having serious difficulties.  I gave up and asked if she could remove.

"No," she replied.  "You'll have to work for it."

So I tried again and was successful.

What I'm trying to tell all the kids out there is that winners never quit, and quitters never win.

Could have been worse. It could have been a front clasp bra.


I'm trying to remember if I dealt with one of those before.
 
2020-07-28 9:43:33 AM  

Pugdaddyk: I was on a date with my soon to be 7th wife and while we were at a movie theater I reached behind her to undo her bra and I spent about 15 minutes fondling, flicking and playing with tangled hair. no matter what I did, I could not get the bra undone.
After the movie, on our walk back to the car, she turned to me and asked me if I had had a problem in the movie theatre and why I kept scratching and digging at her back. I swallowed my pride and told her I had been trying to undo her bra and she said...you silly fool, the clasp is in the front.


Whoa...back that train up.  You've been married SIX TIMES?!
 
2020-07-28 9:43:57 AM  

waxbeans: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

I actually leaned to do it with one hand, while kissing. It would make gals giggle. Amongst other reactions. All good, though.  😁


Indeed, it was a rite of passage.
 
2020-07-28 9:45:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: snowybunting: It's a fairly well-known fact that men have no idea how to unclasp a bra.

Back in my young single days, I could unclasp a bra with one hand, just reaching around a willing participants back.


Yeah, see I never got much practice.
 
2020-07-28 9:47:30 AM  

The_Sponge: Pugdaddyk: I was on a date with my soon to be 7th wife and while we were at a movie theater I reached behind her to undo her bra and I spent about 15 minutes fondling, flicking and playing with tangled hair. no matter what I did, I could not get the bra undone.
After the movie, on our walk back to the car, she turned to me and asked me if I had had a problem in the movie theatre and why I kept scratching and digging at her back. I swallowed my pride and told her I had been trying to undo her bra and she said...you silly fool, the clasp is in the front.

Whoa...back that train up.  You've been married SIX TIMES?!


Reminded me of the only good pick up line I have ever heard. It was delivered by my pal Charlie.
Charlie to smoking hot bartender: "You look exactly like my 4th wife"
SHB: "wow, how many times have you been married?"
Charlie: "3"
 
2020-07-28 9:55:20 AM  

The_Sponge: ZMugg: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x323]

/D is not the biggest.

No, no it isn't.
[static-ca-cdn.eporner.com image 296x296]
Also not the biggest, but damn cute.

I'm sure someone will find someone bigger.

hint...hint

[Fark user image 425x566]


Looks like her mother drank too much alcohol during that pregnancy.
 
2020-07-28 9:55:27 AM  
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