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(Reuters)   Israel and Hezbollah clash near the Lebanese frontier, mostly just to keep in practice   (reuters.com) divider line
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2020-07-27 10:12:02 PM  
No worries. These little wars Israel has with its neighbors always end in a settlement.
 
2020-07-27 10:15:26 PM  

Chemlight Battery: No worries. These little wars Israel has with its neighbors always end in a settlement.


That was bad and you should feel bad.
 
2020-07-27 10:18:32 PM  
They need a little more time with the menu.
 
2020-07-27 10:20:59 PM  
I hope they were all wearing masks.  Safety first.
 
2020-07-27 10:22:09 PM  
Nasrallah is still alive?

Man, Mossad has really slacked off.
 
2020-07-27 10:23:12 PM  
"Netanyahu said" ie: we shot some civilians but don't want to admit it.
 
2020-07-27 10:27:32 PM  
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2020-07-27 10:34:11 PM  
This incident occurred in the Shebaa Farms area, an area caught between conflicting claims of sovereignty which is quite confusing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebaa_​f​arms
 
2020-07-27 10:37:01 PM  
"Hezbollah should know it is playing with fire," Netanyahu said in a televised address from Israel's defense ministry headquarters in Tel Aviv.

"Also, you'd better watch your step or start living with your mother."
 
2020-07-27 10:45:23 PM  
And I was told King Trump would bring peace to the Middle East before he woke up for his first 10 Egg McMuffins.  What, am I a naif?  Did Antifa somehow disrail the carefully crafted plans of the Yugest President?
 
2020-07-27 10:55:43 PM  
Well if Isreal didn't keep up practice shooting a bunch of Arabs or Persians, they they might lazy and out of shape.  And next thing you know, it's gained 200 pounds, sitting on the couch eating jelly donuts, watching reruns of Friends and Frasier, and getting fat-shamed by other nations
 
2020-07-27 10:59:28 PM  
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2020-07-27 11:06:30 PM  

Chemlight Battery: No worries. These little wars Israel has with its neighbors always end in a settlement.


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2020-07-27 11:09:57 PM  

runwiz: This incident occurred in the Shebaa Farms area, an area caught between conflicting claims of sovereignty which is quite confusing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebaa_f​arms


They raise ewes.
 
2020-07-27 11:15:31 PM  
Yeah.
Let me know when the death toll gets to 150000 ok?
 
2020-07-27 11:32:41 PM  
I just got off of twitter and I'm not able to do any more emotional lifting tonight.

Why is Israel still bulldozing houses and colonizing more land?

Isn't that the most basic issue here?
 
2020-07-27 11:43:01 PM  
Just have each side go all out, winner takes all.  No survivors.  No prisoners.  If even one person on either side stops fighting before the opposing side is entirely genocides, send both sides to their god on chariots of nuclear fusion.  Problem solved.
 
2020-07-27 11:53:45 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Just have each side go all out, winner takes all.  No survivors.  No prisoners.  If even one person on either side stops fighting before the opposing side is entirely genocides, send both sides to their god on chariots of nuclear fusion.  Problem solved.


Do the winners have to eat the losers?
 
2020-07-27 11:57:51 PM  

scanman61: AmbassadorBooze: Just have each side go all out, winner takes all.  No survivors.  No prisoners.  If even one person on either side stops fighting before the opposing side is entirely genocides, send both sides to their god on chariots of nuclear fusion.  Problem solved.

Do the winners have to eat the losers?


Ideally yes.  But lacking proper thunderdome infrastructure, it might be hard to enforce.  I am hoping that option C wins and both sides get sent to their god on chariots of nuclear fusion.
 
2020-07-28 12:07:33 AM  
Isn't that the most basic issue here?

No, it's which of us tribes are closer to god.  Since us guys are closer than you guys to god, who somehow doesn't act like a god in this issue.

But Fox News says that it's Israe'i's land, even if it includes Antarctica:
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/the-b​i​ble-says-israel-belongs-to-the-jews-an​d-has-for-over-3000-years

If only we had a genius like Jared Kushner to work this out.  Oh, but that's right: the Dumpster told us it would be solved in "week" after his election.
 
2020-07-28 11:46:01 AM  

runwiz: This incident occurred in the Shebaa Farms area, an area caught between conflicting claims of sovereignty which is quite confusing:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebaa_f​arms


It's not confusing at all. Israel has no claims on it, just Lebanon and Syria. As in, it isn't Israeli at all in any way. Very simple.
 
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