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(CNN)   On July 27, 2020, at 7:20 AM GMT, Boris Johnson became self-aware   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-27 10:20:33 PM  
6 votes:
It's bad enough that when your SO goes on a diet, you go on a diet. This guy decides he was fat and now a whole nation has to fight obesity?
 
2020-07-27 10:26:54 PM  
5 votes:

transporter_ii: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020​/​07/26/government-unveils-12-week-plan-​help-britons-slim-amid-fears/

Scientist discovered the coronavirus prevents the routine burning of carbohydrates. This results in fat build-up inside lung cells -- something the virus needs to reproduce. If you can stop this fat build up, you still get the coronavirus, but it is more like a cold instead of a near death experience (or just a death experience for the really unlucky).

The UK is actually doing something worthwhile there.

What else do people do to stop fat buildup in their body? How about exercise? Search: "COVID-19 exercise." Oh look:  Exercise May Protect Against Deadly COVID-19 Complications.


Oh shiat don't say that. My plan to eat this winter is to eat the suet balls my neighbours hang for the birds.
 
2020-07-27 10:07:53 PM  
5 votes:
PROBLEM: most people in the UK can no longer afford food

SOLUTION: time to tackle obesity!

I want to help run the Brexit propaganda machine. It looks like so much fun turning lemons lemonergh.
 
2020-07-27 10:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
The sleeper has awoken.
 
2020-07-27 10:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

lincoln65: Cup of Tea

Boris Johnson is... oh, I don't know how to say it. I wouldn't say he's some kind of 3d chess genius, he's not honest, but he's not actually a moron.

I look at him and I see the same dumb things about me and it makes me think of why I like Homer Simpson.

Horrible reason to elect someone though.


That said he did go to a coronavirus hospital not wearing a mask, for the express purpose of meeting patients, and even I ain't that dumb so...
 
2020-07-27 10:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
*hides from the people that will hear this and think 'so catching covid-19 is a good way to lose weight, and it can't be that serious because now he's out jogging'*
 
2020-07-27 10:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020​/​07/26/government-unveils-12-week-plan-​help-britons-slim-amid-fears/

Scientist discovered the coronavirus prevents the routine burning of carbohydrates. This results in fat build-up inside lung cells -- something the virus needs to reproduce. If you can stop this fat build up, you still get the coronavirus, but it is more like a cold instead of a near death experience (or just a death experience for the really unlucky).

The UK is actually doing something worthwhile there.

What else do people do to stop fat buildup in their body? How about exercise? Search: "COVID-19 exercise." Oh look:  Exercise May Protect Against Deadly COVID-19 Complications.
 
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