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(Fark)   In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics   ( divider line
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2020-07-26 5:11:44 PM  
12 votes:
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
2020-07-26 6:14:08 PM  
8 votes:
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, stop picking at it or it won't heal.
2020-07-26 7:36:12 PM  
7 votes:
". . . . . . . tequila."
2020-07-26 8:40:06 PM  
6 votes:
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream.

/ advocates responsible boating
2020-07-26 6:13:01 PM  
5 votes:
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
2020-07-27 3:25:53 PM  
4 votes:
No matter how many times you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
2020-07-27 3:34:03 AM  
2 votes:

buttercat: David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!

Benny Hill - The Rolling Stones (The Strolling Ones)
Youtube uDP9xKporMo
2020-07-26 10:33:37 PM  
2 votes:
Wear sunscreen.
2020-07-26 10:28:28 PM  
2 votes:
[FLCL / Evangelion] Under Ice - Queen / Vanilla Ice
Youtube fl2cjrASmso
2020-07-26 9:56:50 PM  
2 votes:

lindalouwho: GratefullyAlive: Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away

Today is Mick's birthday, he's 77.

will you marry me?
2020-07-26 7:55:09 PM  
2 votes:
That ain't the way to have fun, son
2020-07-26 7:16:12 PM  
2 votes:
Don't go chasing waterfalls
2020-07-26 6:21:02 PM  
2 votes:
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shiat
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life...

I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!

Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say...
2020-07-26 5:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
"Bang your head!"
2020-07-26 4:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
See Username.
2020-07-27 2:06:31 AM  
1 vote:
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fark, Berserker
2020-07-26 10:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!
Youtube N7-7HJCXx10
2020-07-26 8:18:03 PM  
1 vote:

2020-07-26 8:06:05 PM  
1 vote:
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
the waitress said "Well no, we only have it iced"
so we jumped up on the tables and shouted "Anarchy!"
2020-07-26 7:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
Eddie Murphy impersonates James Brown
Youtube hLVmw81qDSA
2020-07-26 7:37:20 PM  
1 vote:
Hey there, Mister, can't you read?
You gotta have a shirt and mask to get a seat.
You can't watch and you can't eat.
You ain't supposed to be here!

And the sign said...
2020-07-26 7:32:01 PM  
1 vote:

scumm: Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank

Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Indeed RIP frank, you lyrical genius
2020-07-26 7:28:27 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a Bad-N-Fluenz, so keep your farking kids away from me
Cause the motherfarking turf is the place to be
Where hella ni**as get shot at
So you'd better pop back, or your ass getting dropped, black
Cause ni**as lay you on your back fast
So you'd better grab a gat and pop a cap in they black ass
And let loose the whole clip
And let these motherfarkers know that you ain't taking no shiat
I mean you gotta be a nut, fool
And you can't give a fark, you can cut ni**a, fark school
Because that shiat don't even last long
Get a key from an OG and get your farking cash on
And if a ni**a got some grip, get your gank on
But if a ni*a popping lip, get your bank on
Don't ever go out like another sucker
You gotta show everybody that you the baddest motherfarker
Show them ni**as you the biggest boss
And ain't no slipping stopping the tripping just popping
A clip and breaking them ni**as off
2020-07-26 7:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
2020-07-26 5:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
Take a load off, Fanny, take a load for free
2020-07-26 4:50:28 PM  
1 vote:
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dada get me out of this
2020-07-26 4:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
Und freudenvollere!
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