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2020-07-27 10:58:17 AM  

swarrt: Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3


And so many of the lyrics posted aren't advice at all.
 
2020-07-27 10:58:48 AM  
She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
 
2020-07-27 11:37:26 AM  
Get back, get back, ya'll don't know me like that!
 
2020-07-27 12:46:07 PM  

jaylectricity: swarrt: Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3

And so many of the lyrics posted aren't advice at all.


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2020-07-27 2:02:35 PM  
Don't give up
'Cause you have friends
Don't give up
You're not beaten yet
Don't give up
I know you can make it good
 
2020-07-27 2:03:06 PM  
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Get on your bikes and ride
 
2020-07-27 2:51:54 PM  
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes
hiat the road, get truckin'
Pack your bags I don't need the ag's
 
2020-07-27 2:53:23 PM  

Cortez the Killer: You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes
hiat the road, get truckin'
Pack your bags I don't need the ag's


Interesting....the filter comes into play even with words on different lines from a carriage return.
 
2020-07-27 3:25:53 PM  
No matter how many times you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
 
2020-07-27 5:39:23 PM  
Wear sunscreen
 
2020-07-27 7:30:24 PM  
I haven't seen you in a while
I need your kiss, I miss your smile.
All the things I like you for
Make me want you more and more.
I don't know what to say
I've got to get to you today
 
2020-07-27 8:33:09 PM  
The paranoia is in bloom, the P-R
Transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
That keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on)
Another promise, another scene,
Another package lie to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick a switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on)
Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Also:
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh!
Yeah!
Come on!
Ugh!

[Outro]
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
Motherfarker!
Ugh!
 
2020-07-28 2:45:57 AM  
"Take her now. Don't be scared, it's alright.
Oh, come on, touch her inside.
It's a crime against nature - she's been waiting all night.
Come on, hold her, & kiss her & tell her you care
If you wait 'til tomorrow she'll no longer be there.
Come on & give it to her.
You know it's now or never."
 
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