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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:29:00 PM  
Get on your bad motorscooter and ride.
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:31:05 PM  
You can run, but you can't hide from it
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:31:08 PM  
I knew we had to say goodbye
When I felt that warmth against my thigh
Hey!
Is that you pissing on my leg?
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:33:08 PM  
And take extra care with strangers.
Even flowers have their dangers.
And though scary is exciting,
Nice is different than Good.

--Into the Woods
 
GratefullyAlive [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 6:33:12 PM  

lindalouwho: People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLvm​PUEo4


Read you profile...exchef here too! Non-playing music lover too!

Tell me you like hockey and Steelers football and I may propose.
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:43:55 PM  

GratefullyAlive: lindalouwho: People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLvm​PUEo4

Read you profile...exchef here too! Non-playing music lover too!

Tell me you like hockey and Steelers football and I may propose.


I've been known to be in the Penguins and Steelers threads here.

*waggles eyebrows, winks, puts hands behind back, digs toe into the dirt*
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 6:48:10 PM  
Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So stick by his side
I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
And when he get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl

Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head.
 
tomasso [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:05:45 PM  
Oh, yeah. Life goes on.
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
 
scumm [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:14:30 PM  
Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:16:06 PM  
Take it easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
Take it easy
 
sirrerun [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:16:12 PM  
Don't go chasing waterfalls
 
tudorgurl [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:21:11 PM  
Fight the power!
Fight the powers that be!
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:21:12 PM  

scumm: Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank


Well I'm about to get sick
From watching my TV
Been checkin' out the news
Until my eyeballs fail to see
I mean to say that every day
Is just another rotten mess
And when it's gonna change, my friends
Is anybody's guess
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:26:54 PM  
Workday passes like molasses in wintertime. And it's July.
 
Billy Liar [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:27:13 PM  
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:28:27 PM  
I'm a Bad-N-Fluenz, so keep your farking kids away from me
Cause the motherfarking turf is the place to be
Where hella ni**as get shot at
So you'd better pop back, or your ass getting dropped, black
Cause ni**as lay you on your back fast
So you'd better grab a gat and pop a cap in they black ass
And let loose the whole clip
And let these motherfarkers know that you ain't taking no shiat
I mean you gotta be a nut, fool
And you can't give a fark, you can cut ni**a, fark school
Because that shiat don't even last long
Get a key from an OG and get your farking cash on
And if a ni**a got some grip, get your gank on
But if a ni*a popping lip, get your bank on
Don't ever go out like another sucker
You gotta show everybody that you the baddest motherfarker
Show them ni**as you the biggest boss
And ain't no slipping stopping the tripping just popping
A clip and breaking them ni**as off
 
The Reverend Sam Hill [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:31:20 PM  
Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer.
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly, for some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.
 
GratefullyAlive [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:32:01 PM  

scumm: Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank


Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Indeed RIP frank, you lyrical genius
 
RightWingWacko
2020-07-26 7:33:53 PM  
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
 
Tarl3k
2020-07-26 7:35:52 PM  
Since I'm in Colorado: "No seeds, no srems, no sticks!"
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:36:12 PM  
". . . . . . . tequila."
 
Lost_in_Korea
2020-07-26 7:37:20 PM  
Hey there, Mister, can't you read?
You gotta have a shirt and mask to get a seat.
You can't watch and you can't eat.
You ain't supposed to be here!

And the sign said...
 
Any Pie Left
2020-07-26 7:39:30 PM  
I know you think these are the Worst of Times; I do believe that's true....

When people lock their doors, and hide inside... rumor has it its the end of paradise...

But I know, if the world turns upside-down, baby, I know you'll always be around.

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
some rain, some shine; we'll make this a world for two.

Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime. Ee'll take the best, forget the rest, and someday, we'll find...

...these are the Best of Times.


(If these are the best of times... sheet...)
 
ElPrimitivo [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:40:08 PM  
"Oh please, don't sell me out",
Said the man with the hammer,
Hammering the anvil
"I've been walking on the road of rocks
And I keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering
Hammering the anvil."
"Don't let the sun go down, "
Said the man with the fire,
Firing the furnace
"I've been buried in the snow
And I keep on firing,
Keep on firing,
Firing the furnace."
"Don't talk to me",
Said the man with the chisel,
Chiseling the surface
"I've been sleeping far too long,
And I keep on chiseling,
Keep on chiseling,
Keep on chiseling
Chiseling the surface."
"I don't know what you mean",
Said the man with the shovel,
Shoveling the ashes,
"I've been diggin in the frozen ground,
And I keep on shoveling,
Keep on shoveling,
Keep on shoveling,
Shoveling the ashes
Chiseling the surface,
Firing the furnace,
Hammering the anvil
Hammering the anvil.
"Oh please, don't sell me out",
Said the man with the hammer,
Hammering the anvil
"I've been walking on the road of rocks,
And I keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Hammering the anvil."
Shoveling the ashes
Chiseling the surface
Firing the furnace
Hammering the anvil.
Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on!
Hammering the anvil.

The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - Hammer Song [1972]
Youtube AynpbmYhABA
 
Billy Liar [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:49:35 PM  
Eddie Murphy impersonates James Brown
Youtube hLVmw81qDSA
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 7:55:09 PM  
That ain't the way to have fun, son
 
Raider_dad [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 7:57:57 PM  
fark it all and farking no regrets
Never happy ending on these dark sets
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 8:02:16 PM  
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
 
zimbach [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 8:06:05 PM  
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
the waitress said "Well no, we only have it iced"
so we jumped up on the tables and shouted "Anarchy!"
 
rotsky [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 8:07:37 PM  
Spirit is something that no one destroys.
 
Snorkel the Animals
2020-07-26 8:09:16 PM  
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

/ at least I hope so...
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 8:11:11 PM  
Don't you ever ask them, "Why?"
If they told you, you would cry.
So, just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
 
Sliding Carp [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 8:13:30 PM  

rotsky: Spirit is something that no one destroys.


Hey, hey, you got too much to lose,
you gotta get your ass to the animal zoo.
 
Snorkel the Animals
2020-07-26 8:15:51 PM  
And some wisdom from Hevy Devy...

So we rise!
Receive the pain, but this isn't where this ends...
Don't you forget that you are perfect
Don't you forget just who we are
We're strong enough!

DEVIN TOWNSEND - Spirits Will Collide (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube AdHJurX0yVA
 
Stephen_Falken [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 8:18:03 PM  
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.
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DUST. WIND. DUDE.

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.
.
 
toejam
2020-07-26 8:29:44 PM  
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree 
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me 
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny 
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will 
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill 
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill 
Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree 
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny 
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie and eat it with me
 
Jerry Curlan's Horsey
2020-07-26 8:33:39 PM  
Learn to swim
 
King Something [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 8:37:01 PM  
WE WILL RESIST AND BITE!
 
GratefullyAlive [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 8:40:06 PM  
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream.

/ advocates responsible boating
 
naughtyrev [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 8:41:58 PM  
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in her butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [BareFark]
2020-07-26 8:43:23 PM  
If I could save the world, I wouldn't bother.  ~  Thought Industry, "World"
 
buttercat [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 9:08:38 PM  
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
When the world is coming down on me I let it go!

- Cowboy Mouth
 
TerrorTony
2020-07-26 9:14:38 PM  
Maybe we'll leave come springtime,
Meanwhile, have another beer
 
Spego
2020-07-26 9:22:54 PM  
Walk on, talk on. Baby tell no lies.
Don't you be caught with a tear in your eye.
Sure enough, they'll be selling stuff when the moon begins to rise.
Pretty bad when you're dealing with the man, and the light shines in your eyes.
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 9:28:42 PM  
So let's get to the point
Let's roll another joint
 
bcostlow [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 9:34:41 PM  
Big man, pig man
Haha, charade you are...

...Hey you, Whitehouse
Haha, charade you are
 
wearsmanyhats [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-07-26 9:47:19 PM  
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight
 
Holy Carp
2020-07-26 9:48:01 PM  
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island,
From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters; 
This land was made for you and me.

As I was walking that ribbon of highway 
I saw above me that endless skyway; 
I saw below me that golden valley; 
This land was made for you and me.
I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps 
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts; 
And all around me a voice was sounding;
This land was made for you and me.

When the sun came shining, and I was strolling,
And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling,
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting: 
This land was made for you and me.

As I went walking I saw a sign there,
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." 
But on the other side it didn't say nothing.
That side was made for you and me

In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people; 
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking 
Is this land made for you and me?

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway; 
Nobody living can ever make me turn back 
This land was made for you and me
 
GratefullyAlive [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 9:51:01 PM  
Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away
 
GratefullyAlive [TotalFark]
2020-07-26 9:53:32 PM  
fark the police comin' straight from the underground
A young nubian got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
fark that shiat, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfarker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of...

I hope these were sanitize for posting...but I hear, and embrace the message.

/ subby
 
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