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2020-07-26 4:42:42 PM  
Once in a while
you get shown the light
In the strangest of places
if you look at it right
 
2020-07-26 4:49:01 PM  
We were spitting venom
At most everyone we know
 
2020-07-26 4:49:01 PM  
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
Und freudenvollere!
 
2020-07-26 4:49:25 PM  
I will get by....i will survive

Everyone wanted his soul....all he gave them, was a smile.
 
2020-07-26 4:50:28 PM  
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dada get me out of this
 
2020-07-26 4:51:02 PM  
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
 
2020-07-26 4:52:10 PM  
Oh slow ride
Oh slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy

Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine
 
2020-07-26 4:52:39 PM  
Keep yourself alive
Keep yourself alive
All you people keep yourself alive
 
2020-07-26 4:54:10 PM  
We'll start over again, grow ourselves new skin.
Get a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon.
 
2020-07-26 4:57:04 PM  
Don't lose your head.
 
2020-07-26 4:58:20 PM  
See Username.
 
2020-07-26 4:58:31 PM  
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
 
2020-07-26 5:08:41 PM  
Lay off that whiskey, and let that cocaine be.
 
2020-07-26 5:09:43 PM  
Don't fear the reaper
 
2020-07-26 5:10:06 PM  
You don't have to live like a refugee
 
2020-07-26 5:11:16 PM  
Roll another one,
Just like the other one.
You been holding onto it,
And I sure would like a hit!
 
2020-07-26 5:11:35 PM  
"Bang your head!"
 
2020-07-26 5:11:44 PM  
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
 
2020-07-26 5:11:46 PM  
Move biatch, get out the way
Get out the way biatch, get out the way
Move biatch, get out the way
Get out the way biatch, get out the way

-Ludacris
 
2020-07-26 5:25:55 PM  
We took drugs, and tore our uniforms,
And gave our captain up to the sea.
 
2020-07-26 5:26:36 PM  
Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall.
 
2020-07-26 5:26:48 PM  
Ich tu dir weh
Tut mir nicht leid
Es tut dir gut
Hört wir die Schreie
 
2020-07-26 5:27:41 PM  
Put another nickel in,
In the nickelodeon.
 
2020-07-26 5:31:13 PM  
Out off the window was one of those moons
On the radio playing was one of those tunes
I was in one of my moods
And it looks like it's gonna be one of those summers again.
 
2020-07-26 5:32:11 PM  
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
 
2020-07-26 5:32:23 PM  
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
 
2020-07-26 5:32:37 PM  
"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore
We can laugh our lives away and be free once more"
...
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed
 
2020-07-26 5:38:00 PM  
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Official Music Video)
Youtube AjPau5QYtYs
 
2020-07-26 5:38:02 PM  
Take a load off, Fanny, take a load for free
 
2020-07-26 5:40:48 PM  
Now they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick.
 
2020-07-26 5:43:03 PM  
Let's get away, you say, find a better place
Miles and miles away from the city's race
Look around for someone lying in the sunshine
Marking time, hear the sighs, close your eyes...
 
2020-07-26 5:44:02 PM  
Bury the rag deep in your face.  Now is the time for your tears.
 
2020-07-26 5:44:45 PM  
The Vaccines, Wetsuit lyrics
Youtube 55sLo6Uqj54
 
2020-07-26 5:45:46 PM  
Ain't nobody messin' with you...but you.
 
2020-07-26 5:46:48 PM  

fifthofzen: So put another dime in the jukebox, baby


Brother, can you spare a dime?
 
2020-07-26 5:57:44 PM  
hey america-

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HOLD ON UNTIL ELECTION DAY!

break free of those trumpublican chains.

vote. write. speak. protest. talk to your neighbors and family. but don't forget to vote.

it's not too late...
 
2020-07-26 6:01:54 PM  
oops, i did not follow the "only" rules. mu apologies.
 
2020-07-26 6:05:11 PM  
From a point on the compass
To magnetic north
The point of the needle
Moving back and forth

From the point of entry -
Until the candle is burned
The point of departure -
Is not to return

anything can happen
 
2020-07-26 6:07:46 PM  

luna1580: hey america-

[Fark user image 571x605]

HOLD ON UNTIL ELECTION DAY!

break free of those trumpublican chains.

vote. write. speak. protest. talk to your neighbors and family. but don't forget to vote.

it's not too late...


Hold on, hold on to your dreams
Hold on, even though it seems
Everyone around you has their little schemes
Listen to your heart
and hold on
to your dreams
 
2020-07-26 6:13:01 PM  
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
 
2020-07-26 6:14:08 PM  
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, stop picking at it or it won't heal.
 
2020-07-26 6:14:38 PM  
Well you say you got the blues,
Got holes in both of your shoes,
Feelin' alone and confused,
You got to keep on smilin', keep on smilin'
 
2020-07-26 6:14:42 PM  
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
 
2020-07-26 6:17:17 PM  
I don't have faith in faith
I don't believe in belief
You can call me faithless
You can call me faithlessAnd I still cling to hope
And I believe in love
And that's faith enough for me
And that's faith enough for me
 
2020-07-26 6:19:04 PM  
 
2020-07-26 6:20:20 PM  
Just hold on loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
You're gonna lose control
 
2020-07-26 6:21:02 PM  
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shiat
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life...

I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!

Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say...
 
2020-07-26 6:21:02 PM  
There's no way to avoid listening
You'll always end up listening
Here's hoping the voices aren't too unkind
Here's hoping the voices are benign
It's easier when you hear it
There's no reason to fear it
It's you, you

You think they'll probably find you
Well then, you're probably right
Cuz they'll come back to remind you for eternity
Of when you gave up the fight
Somehow they always will find you
The voices in the night, every night
Keep coming back to remind you for eternity
Of when you gave up the fight

There's no way to avoid listening
You'll always end up listening
Here's hoping the voices aren't too unkind
Here's hoping the voices are benign
It's easier when you hear it
There's no reason to fear it
It's you, you
 
2020-07-26 6:22:07 PM  
You got to cry without weeping
Talk without speaking
Scream without raising your voice
 
2020-07-26 6:26:15 PM  
People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLv​m​PUEo4
 
2020-07-26 6:29:00 PM  
Get on your bad motorscooter and ride.
 
2020-07-26 6:31:05 PM  
You can run, but you can't hide from it
 
2020-07-26 6:31:08 PM  
 
2020-07-26 6:33:08 PM  
And take extra care with strangers.
Even flowers have their dangers.
And though scary is exciting,
Nice is different than Good.

--Into the Woods
 
2020-07-26 6:33:12 PM  

lindalouwho: People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLvm​PUEo4


Read you profile...exchef here too! Non-playing music lover too!

Tell me you like hockey and Steelers football and I may propose.
 
2020-07-26 6:43:55 PM  

GratefullyAlive: lindalouwho: People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLvm​PUEo4

Read you profile...exchef here too! Non-playing music lover too!

Tell me you like hockey and Steelers football and I may propose.


I've been known to be in the Penguins and Steelers threads here.

*waggles eyebrows, winks, puts hands behind back, digs toe into the dirt*
 
2020-07-26 6:48:10 PM  
Now, I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So stick by his side
I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
And when he get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl

Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head get down.
Get down girl, go 'head.
 
2020-07-26 7:05:45 PM  
Oh, yeah. Life goes on.
Long after the thrill of livin' is gone.
 
2020-07-26 7:14:30 PM  
Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank
 
2020-07-26 7:16:06 PM  
Take it easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
Take it easy
 
2020-07-26 7:16:12 PM  
Don't go chasing waterfalls
 
2020-07-26 7:21:11 PM  
Fight the power!
Fight the powers that be!
 
2020-07-26 7:21:12 PM  

scumm: Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank


Well I'm about to get sick
From watching my TV
Been checkin' out the news
Until my eyeballs fail to see
I mean to say that every day
Is just another rotten mess
And when it's gonna change, my friends
Is anybody's guess
 
2020-07-26 7:26:54 PM  
Workday passes like molasses in wintertime. And it's July.
 
2020-07-26 7:27:13 PM  
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
 
2020-07-26 7:28:27 PM  
I'm a Bad-N-Fluenz, so keep your farking kids away from me
Cause the motherfarking turf is the place to be
Where hella ni**as get shot at
So you'd better pop back, or your ass getting dropped, black
Cause ni**as lay you on your back fast
So you'd better grab a gat and pop a cap in they black ass
And let loose the whole clip
And let these motherfarkers know that you ain't taking no shiat
I mean you gotta be a nut, fool
And you can't give a fark, you can cut ni**a, fark school
Because that shiat don't even last long
Get a key from an OG and get your farking cash on
And if a ni**a got some grip, get your gank on
But if a ni*a popping lip, get your bank on
Don't ever go out like another sucker
You gotta show everybody that you the baddest motherfarker
Show them ni**as you the biggest boss
And ain't no slipping stopping the tripping just popping
A clip and breaking them ni**as off
 
2020-07-26 7:31:20 PM  
Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer.
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly, for some day sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.
 
2020-07-26 7:32:01 PM  

scumm: Keep it greasy,
So it'll go down easy.
Roll it over and grease it down,
I'll drive you through the heart of town.

//rip frank


Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Indeed RIP frank, you lyrical genius
 
2020-07-26 7:33:53 PM  
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
 
2020-07-26 7:35:52 PM  
Since I'm in Colorado: "No seeds, no srems, no sticks!"
 
2020-07-26 7:36:12 PM  
". . . . . . . tequila."
 
2020-07-26 7:37:20 PM  
Hey there, Mister, can't you read?
You gotta have a shirt and mask to get a seat.
You can't watch and you can't eat.
You ain't supposed to be here!

And the sign said...
 
2020-07-26 7:39:30 PM  
I know you think these are the Worst of Times; I do believe that's true....

When people lock their doors, and hide inside... rumor has it its the end of paradise...

But I know, if the world turns upside-down, baby, I know you'll always be around.

The best of times are when I'm alone with you
some rain, some shine; we'll make this a world for two.

Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime. Ee'll take the best, forget the rest, and someday, we'll find...

...these are the Best of Times.


(If these are the best of times... sheet...)
 
2020-07-26 7:40:08 PM  
"Oh please, don't sell me out",
Said the man with the hammer,
Hammering the anvil
"I've been walking on the road of rocks
And I keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering
Hammering the anvil."
"Don't let the sun go down, "
Said the man with the fire,
Firing the furnace
"I've been buried in the snow
And I keep on firing,
Keep on firing,
Firing the furnace."
"Don't talk to me",
Said the man with the chisel,
Chiseling the surface
"I've been sleeping far too long,
And I keep on chiseling,
Keep on chiseling,
Keep on chiseling
Chiseling the surface."
"I don't know what you mean",
Said the man with the shovel,
Shoveling the ashes,
"I've been diggin in the frozen ground,
And I keep on shoveling,
Keep on shoveling,
Keep on shoveling,
Shoveling the ashes
Chiseling the surface,
Firing the furnace,
Hammering the anvil
Hammering the anvil.
"Oh please, don't sell me out",
Said the man with the hammer,
Hammering the anvil
"I've been walking on the road of rocks,
And I keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Keep on hammering,
Hammering the anvil."
Shoveling the ashes
Chiseling the surface
Firing the furnace
Hammering the anvil.
Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on!
Hammering the anvil.

The Sensational Alex Harvey Band - Hammer Song [1972]
Youtube AynpbmYhABA
 
2020-07-26 7:49:35 PM  
Eddie Murphy impersonates James Brown
Youtube hLVmw81qDSA
 
2020-07-26 7:55:09 PM  
That ain't the way to have fun, son
 
2020-07-26 7:57:57 PM  
fark it all and farking no regrets
Never happy ending on these dark sets
 
2020-07-26 8:02:16 PM  
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
 
2020-07-26 8:06:05 PM  
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
the waitress said "Well no, we only have it iced"
so we jumped up on the tables and shouted "Anarchy!"
 
2020-07-26 8:07:37 PM  
Spirit is something that no one destroys.
 
2020-07-26 8:09:16 PM  
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

/ at least I hope so...
 
2020-07-26 8:11:11 PM  
Don't you ever ask them, "Why?"
If they told you, you would cry.
So, just look at them and sigh
And know they love you.
 
2020-07-26 8:13:30 PM  

rotsky: Spirit is something that no one destroys.


Hey, hey, you got too much to lose,
you gotta get your ass to the animal zoo.
 
2020-07-26 8:15:51 PM  
And some wisdom from Hevy Devy...

So we rise!
Receive the pain, but this isn't where this ends...
Don't you forget that you are perfect
Don't you forget just who we are
We're strong enough!

DEVIN TOWNSEND - Spirits Will Collide (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube AdHJurX0yVA
 
2020-07-26 8:18:03 PM  
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.
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DUST. WIND. DUDE.

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.
 
2020-07-26 8:29:44 PM  
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree 
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me 
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny 
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Tke a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will 
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill 
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill 
Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree 
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree 
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny 
Cast it off into the sea, bake that pie and eat it with me
 
2020-07-26 8:33:39 PM  
Learn to swim
 
2020-07-26 8:37:01 PM  
WE WILL RESIST AND BITE!
 
2020-07-26 8:40:06 PM  
Row, row, row your boat,
gently down the stream.

/ advocates responsible boating
 
2020-07-26 8:41:58 PM  
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in her butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
 
2020-07-26 8:43:23 PM  
If I could save the world, I wouldn't bother.  ~  Thought Industry, "World"
 
2020-07-26 9:08:38 PM  
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
When the world is coming down on me I let it go!

- Cowboy Mouth
 
2020-07-26 9:14:38 PM  
Maybe we'll leave come springtime,
Meanwhile, have another beer
 
2020-07-26 9:22:54 PM  
Walk on, talk on. Baby tell no lies.
Don't you be caught with a tear in your eye.
Sure enough, they'll be selling stuff when the moon begins to rise.
Pretty bad when you're dealing with the man, and the light shines in your eyes.
 
2020-07-26 9:28:42 PM  
So let's get to the point
Let's roll another joint
 
2020-07-26 9:34:41 PM  
Big man, pig man
Haha, charade you are...

...Hey you, Whitehouse
Haha, charade you are
 
2020-07-26 9:47:19 PM  
Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up, don't give up the fight
 
2020-07-26 9:48:01 PM  
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island,
From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters; 
This land was made for you and me.

As I was walking that ribbon of highway 
I saw above me that endless skyway; 
I saw below me that golden valley; 
This land was made for you and me.
I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps 
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts; 
And all around me a voice was sounding;
This land was made for you and me.

When the sun came shining, and I was strolling,
And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling,
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting: 
This land was made for you and me.

As I went walking I saw a sign there,
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." 
But on the other side it didn't say nothing.
That side was made for you and me

In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the relief office I seen my people; 
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking 
Is this land made for you and me?

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway; 
Nobody living can ever make me turn back 
This land was made for you and me
 
2020-07-26 9:51:01 PM  
Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away
 
2020-07-26 9:53:32 PM  
fark the police comin' straight from the underground
A young nubian got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
fark that shiat, 'cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfarker with a badge and a gun
To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of...

I hope these were sanitize for posting...but I hear, and embrace the message.

/ subby
 
2020-07-26 9:53:59 PM  

GratefullyAlive: Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away


Today is Mick's birthday, he's 77.
 
2020-07-26 9:56:50 PM  

lindalouwho: GratefullyAlive: Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away

Today is Mick's birthday, he's 77.


will you marry me?
 
2020-07-26 10:06:37 PM  
David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!
Youtube N7-7HJCXx10
 
2020-07-26 10:11:04 PM  
Run, run, run for the roses
Quicker it opens, the sooner it closes
Man, oh, man, oh, friend of mine
All good things in all good time


Reach for the sun, catch hold of the moon
They're both too heavy but what can you do?
Reach for the stars, smack into the sky
You don't want to live but you're chicken to die
Oh, you're chicken to die??
 
2020-07-26 10:12:19 PM  
Stop, everyone, okay, just listen
Everything's not awesome
But that doesn't mean that it's hopeless and bleak
Everything's not awesome
But in my heart, I believe
We can make things better if we stick together
 
2020-07-26 10:13:54 PM  

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a world without david bowie in it is a poorer world indeed...

god DAMN this timeline!
 
2020-07-26 10:15:25 PM  
It's time we stopped
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
 
2020-07-26 10:17:39 PM  
If it were easy as fishin' you could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime
 
2020-07-26 10:18:21 PM  
"You don't care about what I think
I think I'll just stay here and drink"
 
2020-07-26 10:19:13 PM  

wearsmanyhats: If it were easy as fishin' you could be a musician
If you could make sounds loud or mellow
Get a second-hand guitar, chances are you'll go far
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows
People see you having fun just a-lying in the sun
Tell them that you like it this way
It's the work that we avoid, and we're all self-employed
We love to work at nothing all day
And we be taking care of business (every day)
Taking care of business (every way)
We be been taking care of business (it's all mine)
Taking care of business and working overtime


+1
 
2020-07-26 10:23:05 PM  
I cast no stones
What gives you the right
To tell me my business
Good god man you're out of your mind

So put down your bible
Or let me get mine
I ain't dragging the whole world to hell
Man you're wasting your time
 
2020-07-26 10:23:20 PM  

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a world without david bowie in it is a poorer world indeed...

god DAMN this timeline!


That clip cracks me up, and since Sir Mick was being discussed.

I miss him too.
 
2020-07-26 10:26:47 PM  
I sat alone in the dark one night
Tuning in by remote
I found a preacher who spoke of the light
But there was brimstone in his throat
He'd show me the way according to him
In return for my personal check
I flipped my channel back to CNN
And I lit another cigarette
I take my chances
Yes, forgiveness doesn't come with a debt
I take my chances
I take my chances ev'ry chance I get
 
2020-07-26 10:27:20 PM  

GratefullyAlive: lindalouwho: GratefullyAlive: Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away

Today is Mick's birthday, he's 77.

will you marry me?


Well shucks, I dunno... Ok, but I think with this timeline a long engagement is in order, since that demon life has got us in it's sway.
 
2020-07-26 10:27:42 PM  
Listen son, you're wasting time
There's a future for you in the fire escape trade
Come up to town
 
2020-07-26 10:28:28 PM  
[FLCL / Evangelion] Under Ice - Queen / Vanilla Ice
Youtube fl2cjrASmso
 
2020-07-26 10:30:34 PM  

lindalouwho: GratefullyAlive: lindalouwho: GratefullyAlive: Preach people...Lyrics are meant to be herd.

I wanna tell you how it's gonna be
You're gonna give your love to me
I wanna love you night and day
You know my love will not fade away
You know my love will not fade away
Not fade away

Today is Mick's birthday, he's 77.

will you marry me?

Well shucks, I dunno... Ok, but I think with this timeline a long engagement is in order, since that demon life has got us in it's sway.


But, you make me smile, and want to dance.
 
2020-07-26 10:33:37 PM  
Wear sunscreen.
 
2020-07-26 10:47:40 PM  

Gulper Eel: Listen son, you're wasting time
There's a future for you in the fire escape trade
Come up to town


nice
 
2020-07-26 10:48:38 PM  
If my life lasted only one day,
I'd still be drunk by noon.
 
2020-07-26 11:08:50 PM  
Oh, remember me my darling, when spring is in the air;
And the bald-headed birds are whispering everywhere;
You can see them walking southward in their dirty underwear,
Tennessee Bird Walk
 
2020-07-26 11:31:33 PM  
HALO (Graham Lewis) - Health Warning
Youtube ZDILBRnx4Jg


"This is a public health warning: The virus remains potentially lethal."

They're from the East
Tey're from the West.
They still think
That they're the farking best.
Fark off you Nazi bastards.
Fark off you Nazi bastards.

Red, white and blue,
This one's for you.
If you still think
You're one of the chosen few
Fark off you Nazi bastard.
Fark off you Nazi bastard.

Once of the left,
Now of the right,
Are you the hammers
For another crystal night?
You farking Nazi bastards.
You farking Nazi bastards.

[If you don't want a replay]
Act today.
 
2020-07-26 11:47:09 PM  
Ye soldiers of Freedom, then strike, while strike ye may,
The death blow of oppression in a better time and way,
 
2020-07-27 12:52:49 AM  
So just give me a callSunset and my love left me
Winter and I'm so far
In darkness will it lead me
Where the meanings areI miss and think of you often
No flowers I forgot them
The weather's the same
Nothing happens
No love's a hard lessonPatience and years will refashion
What hours will undo
And circles not yet quite circles
Somehow close true
I keep on hearing all the things that you said
I keep on feeling you go straight to my head
No more bluffing it's cards on the table time
What it must be we will take it as a signSo just give me a call
 
2020-07-27 12:53:54 AM  
enjoy my good friends may these good times last 'cause in this lifetime they come-n-go to fast
One day your sittin on top next day your fallin off fast- so enjoy my good friends make these
Good times last
 
2020-07-27 12:55:50 AM  
I don't care, I don't care,I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Care if it's old

I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
I don't mind,I don't mind
Mind, don't have a mind

Get away, Get away, Get away
Get away
Away, away from your home

I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid
I'm afraid, I'm afraid
Afraid, afraid of a ghost
 
2020-07-27 12:59:03 AM  
Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3
 
2020-07-27 1:00:28 AM  

swarrt: Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3


IIELTWA
 
2020-07-27 2:06:31 AM  
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fark, Berserker
 
2020-07-27 2:11:46 AM  
Live the life you love
Use a god you trust
but don't take it all too seriously...
 
2020-07-27 2:58:43 AM  
You got a Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don't color outside the lines
Or God will send you to hell

Also from Dead Milkmen:

If you love somebody better set them on fire

If we're supposed to be serious, here's some Andre 3000:

Sex is always better when there's feelings involved

/this year is making me drink way too much
 
2020-07-27 3:05:58 AM  
Don't stand so close to me
 
2020-07-27 3:06:31 AM  
All you need is Love.  Imagine all the people sharing all the world.
Shine on you crazy diamond.  I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.
I'm not giving in an inch to fear.  All things must pass.
Let's go get stoned.  Let there be songs to fill the air.
With the power of soul, anything is possible.
 
2020-07-27 3:16:30 AM  
It's not the end, it's the beginning
Grounds moist since it rained last night
Smells fresh and smells so clean
Stars shine down like a friendly white light
Here we go again...

/
don't lose hope
// better not be obscure
///apologize for any inebriated mistakes
 
2020-07-27 3:18:16 AM  
Moved on from my despondency and left it in the bed
Do I leave it there still sleeping or maybe kill it, better yet?
For this is no time for depression or self-indulgent hesitance
This farked-up situation calls for all hands, hands on deck
 
2020-07-27 3:27:55 AM  
Here's a song of mine that fits the theme.


Love Times Trouble (You Don't Have To Cry)

Said you got troubles?  Well that ain't no crime.
Unburden your shoulders, lighten your mind.
It's not too late for you to try.
Please understand, you don't have to cry.

Whatever goes down, the sun will still rise.
The birds will still sing, make your spirits high.
They say trouble divides, when love multiplies.
They speak the truth, you don't have to cry.

Do not fear the cruel, do not fear the dark.
Those who try to put their own holes in your heart.
Some people will say, you will fail if you try.
But they are a pity, you don't have to cry.

Don't ever decide what you can't achieve.
You could one day make real what was once make-believe.
You can find out how, if you know the why.
You will be smiling, you don't have to cry.

Your problem may seem like too much to bear.
Seek out a good friend, somebody will care.
Confront your despair, it is no lie.
Leaning together, you don't have to cry.

We've all got troubles, that ain't no crime.
They will all pass, in the fullness of time.
So let's dance and sing, all around the campfire.
Everybody will know, you don't have to cry.
 
2020-07-27 3:34:03 AM  

buttercat: David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!


Benny Hill - The Rolling Stones (The Strolling Ones)
Youtube uDP9xKporMo
 
2020-07-27 4:27:19 AM  
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died

Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long stem rose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah give or take a night or two
Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows


Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows

And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows

And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Oh everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows

The bolded verse was always my favourite.
 
2020-07-27 4:44:03 AM  
Count to Ten by Tina Dico

Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to go slow, And sometimes if you wanna hold on you got to let go

And also
Smile by Micky Ekko

Smile, the worst is yet to come
We'll be lucky if we ever see the sun
Got nowhere to go, we could be here for a while
But the future is forgiven, so smile
 
2020-07-27 5:25:07 AM  
Do what you want
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
And when you pay your bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip
 
2020-07-27 5:31:26 AM  
You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will
 
2020-07-27 5:35:04 AM  
These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be
Someday you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer burn to be
Brothers in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptisms of fire
I've witnessed your suffering
As the battle raged high
And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me
My brothers in arms

There's so many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones

Now the sun's gone to hell and
The moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die
But it's written in the starlight
And every line in your palm
We're fools to make war
On our brothers in arms
 
2020-07-27 5:37:13 AM  
We lay the night in anguish, snakes drawn out by the tide
The compass of decision falls always on one side
But many went before us, and still the cries are clear
There is no beauty here, just the stench of wine and beer

We save no souls
We break no promises

We can do nothing more than move on headlong through the gloom
The thorn between our lips is the missionaries tune
Men with open arms turn their faces half away
Observe as we approach that we have not come to save
We stand as thick as vines, though the fruit is torn away
There is no beauty here, friends, just death and dark decay

We save no souls
We break no promises
 
2020-07-27 5:45:57 AM  
We've gotta roll with the punches
Learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of whatever comes your way
Forget that blind ambition
And learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
 
2020-07-27 7:40:13 AM  
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die
 
2020-07-27 7:48:55 AM  
If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you're a whor-rrrible person
If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat
But if you lose too much, then you're on crack

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So you might as well just do whatever you want

So make lots of noise (hey)
And kiss lots of boys (yeah)
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's something you're into

When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint
Or don't

Just follow your arrow
Wherever it points
 
2020-07-27 8:38:31 AM  

LewDux: buttercat: David Bowie imitates Mick Jagger!!

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Lulz.

I'd never seen that.  I needed the laugh this morning.  That little island produces some amazing people.
 
2020-07-27 10:14:50 AM  
not so much the lyrics but this video always makes me feel better.

Billy Squier - Lonely Is The Night
Youtube Q2YLev30oGo
 
2020-07-27 10:33:55 AM  
You can't always get what you want
 
2020-07-27 10:57:26 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Everybody knows


I love the Leonard Cohen version... but I also love the Concrete Blonde version they put on the "Pump Up the Volume" soundtrack. Probably for licensing reasons.
 
2020-07-27 10:58:17 AM  

swarrt: Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3


And so many of the lyrics posted aren't advice at all.
 
2020-07-27 10:58:48 AM  
She's just 16 years old
Leave her alone, they said
 
2020-07-27 11:37:26 AM  
Get back, get back, ya'll don't know me like that!
 
2020-07-27 12:46:07 PM  

jaylectricity: swarrt: Only 126 comments after 8 hours? This feels as if it should be an epic thread!

/This is totally not a bookmark!
//IIELTHA - Flogging Molly
///3

And so many of the lyrics posted aren't advice at all.


WelcomeToFark.gif
 
2020-07-27 2:02:35 PM  
Don't give up
'Cause you have friends
Don't give up
You're not beaten yet
Don't give up
I know you can make it good
 
2020-07-27 2:03:06 PM  
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round
Get on your bikes and ride
 
2020-07-27 2:51:54 PM  
You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes
hiat the road, get truckin'
Pack your bags I don't need the ag's
 
2020-07-27 2:53:23 PM  

Cortez the Killer: You can piss up a rope
And you can put on your shoes
hiat the road, get truckin'
Pack your bags I don't need the ag's


Interesting....the filter comes into play even with words on different lines from a carriage return.
 
2020-07-27 3:25:53 PM  
No matter how many times you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
 
2020-07-27 5:39:23 PM  
Wear sunscreen
 
2020-07-27 7:30:24 PM  
I haven't seen you in a while
I need your kiss, I miss your smile.
All the things I like you for
Make me want you more and more.
I don't know what to say
I've got to get to you today
 
2020-07-27 8:33:09 PM  
The paranoia is in bloom, the P-R
Transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs
That keep us all dumbed down and hope that
We will never see the truth around
(So come on)
Another promise, another scene,
Another package lie to keep us trapped in greed
With all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll if you could
Flick a switch and open your third eye, you'd see that
We should never be afraid to die
(So come on)
Rise up and take the power back, it's time that
The fat cats had a heart attack, you know that
Their time is coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Also:
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Those who died are justified
For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
You justify those that died
By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites
Come on!

[Guitar Solo]
Ugh!
Yeah!
Come on!
Ugh!

[Outro]
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
fark you, I won't do what you tell me
Motherfarker!
Ugh!
 
2020-07-28 2:45:57 AM  
"Take her now. Don't be scared, it's alright.
Oh, come on, touch her inside.
It's a crime against nature - she's been waiting all night.
Come on, hold her, & kiss her & tell her you care
If you wait 'til tomorrow she'll no longer be there.
Come on & give it to her.
You know it's now or never."
 
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