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2020-07-26 4:42:42 PM  
Once in a while
you get shown the light
In the strangest of places
if you look at it right
 
2020-07-26 4:49:01 PM  
We were spitting venom
At most everyone we know
 
2020-07-26 4:49:01 PM  
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
Und freudenvollere!
 
2020-07-26 4:49:25 PM  
I will get by....i will survive

Everyone wanted his soul....all he gave them, was a smile.
 
2020-07-26 4:50:28 PM  
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dada get me out of this
 
2020-07-26 4:51:02 PM  
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
 
2020-07-26 4:52:10 PM  
Oh slow ride
Oh slow ride, take it easy
Slow ride, take it easy

Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine
 
2020-07-26 4:52:39 PM  
Keep yourself alive
Keep yourself alive
All you people keep yourself alive
 
2020-07-26 4:54:10 PM  
We'll start over again, grow ourselves new skin.
Get a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon.
 
2020-07-26 4:57:04 PM  
Don't lose your head.
 
2020-07-26 4:58:20 PM  
See Username.
 
2020-07-26 4:58:31 PM  
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
 
2020-07-26 5:08:41 PM  
Lay off that whiskey, and let that cocaine be.
 
2020-07-26 5:09:43 PM  
Don't fear the reaper
 
2020-07-26 5:10:06 PM  
You don't have to live like a refugee
 
2020-07-26 5:11:16 PM  
Roll another one,
Just like the other one.
You been holding onto it,
And I sure would like a hit!
 
2020-07-26 5:11:35 PM  
"Bang your head!"
 
2020-07-26 5:11:44 PM  
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
 
2020-07-26 5:11:46 PM  
Move biatch, get out the way
Get out the way biatch, get out the way
Move biatch, get out the way
Get out the way biatch, get out the way

-Ludacris
 
2020-07-26 5:25:55 PM  
We took drugs, and tore our uniforms,
And gave our captain up to the sea.
 
2020-07-26 5:26:36 PM  
Don't stand in the doorway, don't block up the hall.
 
2020-07-26 5:26:48 PM  
Ich tu dir weh
Tut mir nicht leid
Es tut dir gut
Hört wir die Schreie
 
2020-07-26 5:27:41 PM  
Put another nickel in,
In the nickelodeon.
 
2020-07-26 5:31:13 PM  
Out off the window was one of those moons
On the radio playing was one of those tunes
I was in one of my moods
And it looks like it's gonna be one of those summers again.
 
2020-07-26 5:32:11 PM  
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
 
2020-07-26 5:32:23 PM  
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
 
2020-07-26 5:32:37 PM  
"We're callin' everyone to ride along to another shore
We can laugh our lives away and be free once more"
...
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
Be amazed at the friends you have here on your trip
Ride, captain ride upon your mystery ship
On your way to a world that others might have missed
 
2020-07-26 5:38:00 PM  
Men Without Hats - Safety Dance (Official Music Video)
Youtube AjPau5QYtYs
 
2020-07-26 5:38:02 PM  
Take a load off, Fanny, take a load for free
 
2020-07-26 5:40:48 PM  
Now they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick.
 
2020-07-26 5:43:03 PM  
Let's get away, you say, find a better place
Miles and miles away from the city's race
Look around for someone lying in the sunshine
Marking time, hear the sighs, close your eyes...
 
2020-07-26 5:44:02 PM  
Bury the rag deep in your face.  Now is the time for your tears.
 
2020-07-26 5:44:45 PM  
The Vaccines, Wetsuit lyrics
Youtube 55sLo6Uqj54
 
2020-07-26 5:45:46 PM  
Ain't nobody messin' with you...but you.
 
2020-07-26 5:46:48 PM  

fifthofzen: So put another dime in the jukebox, baby


Brother, can you spare a dime?
 
2020-07-26 5:57:44 PM  
hey america-

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HOLD ON UNTIL ELECTION DAY!

break free of those trumpublican chains.

vote. write. speak. protest. talk to your neighbors and family. but don't forget to vote.

it's not too late...
 
2020-07-26 6:01:54 PM  
oops, i did not follow the "only" rules. mu apologies.
 
2020-07-26 6:05:11 PM  
From a point on the compass
To magnetic north
The point of the needle
Moving back and forth

From the point of entry -
Until the candle is burned
The point of departure -
Is not to return

anything can happen
 
2020-07-26 6:07:46 PM  

luna1580: hey america-

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HOLD ON UNTIL ELECTION DAY!

break free of those trumpublican chains.

vote. write. speak. protest. talk to your neighbors and family. but don't forget to vote.

it's not too late...


Hold on, hold on to your dreams
Hold on, even though it seems
Everyone around you has their little schemes
Listen to your heart
and hold on
to your dreams
 
2020-07-26 6:13:01 PM  
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
 
2020-07-26 6:14:08 PM  
When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, stop picking at it or it won't heal.
 
2020-07-26 6:14:38 PM  
Well you say you got the blues,
Got holes in both of your shoes,
Feelin' alone and confused,
You got to keep on smilin', keep on smilin'
 
2020-07-26 6:14:42 PM  
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
 
2020-07-26 6:17:17 PM  
I don't have faith in faith
I don't believe in belief
You can call me faithless
You can call me faithlessAnd I still cling to hope
And I believe in love
And that's faith enough for me
And that's faith enough for me
 
2020-07-26 6:19:04 PM  
 
2020-07-26 6:20:20 PM  
Just hold on loosely
But don't let go
If you cling to tightly
You're gonna lose control
 
2020-07-26 6:21:02 PM  
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shiat
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin' as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life...

I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
You're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing!

Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say...
 
2020-07-26 6:21:02 PM  
There's no way to avoid listening
You'll always end up listening
Here's hoping the voices aren't too unkind
Here's hoping the voices are benign
It's easier when you hear it
There's no reason to fear it
It's you, you

You think they'll probably find you
Well then, you're probably right
Cuz they'll come back to remind you for eternity
Of when you gave up the fight
Somehow they always will find you
The voices in the night, every night
Keep coming back to remind you for eternity
Of when you gave up the fight

There's no way to avoid listening
You'll always end up listening
Here's hoping the voices aren't too unkind
Here's hoping the voices are benign
It's easier when you hear it
There's no reason to fear it
It's you, you
 
2020-07-26 6:22:07 PM  
You got to cry without weeping
Talk without speaking
Scream without raising your voice
 
2020-07-26 6:26:15 PM  
People movin' out, people movin' in
Why? Because of the color of their skin
Run run run, but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye,a tooth for a tooth
Vote forme and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iwLv​m​PUEo4
 
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