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(Daily Star)   I am Nomad. I am performing my function. Must sterilize (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Antiseptic, Virus, Disinfectant, Hospital, Bacteria, Ultraviolet, a-half foot bots, Patient  
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2020-07-26 9:37:12 AM  
Even the Wuhan Thunder God Hospital in China has started employing the strollers.

Thunder God is the best name for a hospital I've ever heard in my life.
 
2020-07-26 11:36:36 AM  
Doctor: Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news.
Board of Directors: Give us the good news. Lord knows we need some.
Doctor: Hospital exposure to COVID-19 is down 98% since we've installed the sterilization robots.
BOD: *high fives* Yeah! That's awesome. And the bad news?
Doctor: All staff have developed skin cancer.
 
2020-07-26 11:48:50 AM  
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Nomad - Devotion (1990) - HD
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2020-07-26 11:49:13 AM  
And his evil twin brother works in Stop & Shop, murdering random shoppers.

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2020-07-26 12:08:50 PM  
70,000 pounds for what amounts to a souped up Roomba with a tanning bed strapped to the top of it?
 
2020-07-26 12:18:41 PM  

LrdPhoenix: 70,000 pounds for what amounts to a souped up Roomba with a tanning bed strapped to the top of it?


Yes. Will you be wanting the optional taser spikes?
 
2020-07-26 12:26:26 PM  
I still love the theory that NOMAD from star trek TOS evolved with VGER somehow, and that the federation in the future accidentally created the Borg, hence Q's rush to throw Picard at them.
Yes, I'm a trek fan, roast me.
 
2020-07-26 12:48:16 PM  

Indiegent: I still love the theory that NOMAD from star trek TOS evolved with VGER somehow, and that the federation in the future accidentally created the Borg, hence Q's rush to throw Picard at them.
Yes, I'm a trek fan, roast me.


Kirk, use the Force....
 
2020-07-26 12:58:02 PM  
Reading the headline, I saw in my mind the little bug killing ag robot from the beginning of Runaway
 
2020-07-26 3:07:44 PM  
programmed to say key phrases out loud

track 1: "i'm melting" wizard of oz
track 2: <bzz><bzz><bzzbz> bug zapper
track 3:
Greg X Volz - Walk Toward The Light
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2020-07-26 7:11:09 PM  
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2020-07-26 7:17:55 PM  
Subby, the word you are thinking of is Exterminate.
 
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