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(The Weather Channel)   Hurricane Hanna slams into Texas. Hunker down all y'all Texas farkers   (weather.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Tropical cyclone, Weather, Flood, eyewall of Hurricane Hanna, strong winds, Wind, feet of storm surge, Tornado  
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1888 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2020 at 5:15 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-26 3:42:22 AM  
i know a Hanna
 
2020-07-26 5:19:30 AM  
So far three people have drowned from Covid.
 
2020-07-26 5:21:14 AM  

Bucky Katt: i know a Hanna


Is she hard-hearted?
 
2020-07-26 6:53:21 AM  
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2020-07-26 7:05:01 AM  
No word on Hurricane Barbarra?
 
2020-07-26 7:08:41 AM  
Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?
 
2020-07-26 7:24:13 AM  

CrazyCurt: Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?


wutchu talkin bout, Willis? you crazy coasties keep driving up our rent and packing our highways....please go home, California, TX is closed
 
2020-07-26 8:13:09 AM  
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2020-07-26 8:19:34 AM  

voodoomedic: CrazyCurt: Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?

wutchu talkin bout, Willis? you crazy coasties keep driving up our rent and packing our highways....please go home, California, TX is closed


Don't listen to crazy curt. he's very angry and lives up to his name.
 
2020-07-26 8:51:46 AM  
Kay Starr, Hard Hearted Hannah, 1970 Color TV
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2020-07-26 8:52:27 AM  
We're going to get almost an inch of rain by Monday.
 
2020-07-26 9:27:33 AM  
Have strap-on. Will travel.
 
2020-07-26 9:38:31 AM  

Bucky Katt: i know a Hanna



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2020-07-26 10:10:55 AM  

voodoomedic: CrazyCurt: Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?

wutchu talkin bout, Willis? you crazy coasties keep driving up our rent and packing our highways....please go home, California, TX is closed


Fellas, fellas stop it now.

I think we can all agree that both of you need to stop coming up to Colorado.

/send some moisture though
 
2020-07-26 10:18:39 AM  
HANNAH!!!! ... accepted your friend request.

You and Hannah are now friends.
 
2020-07-26 10:55:23 AM  

Dinodork: voodoomedic: CrazyCurt: Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?

wutchu talkin bout, Willis? you crazy coasties keep driving up our rent and packing our highways....please go home, California, TX is closed

Fellas, fellas stop it now.

I think we can all agree that both of you need to stop coming up to Colorado.

/send some moisture though


Texans only come to Colorado to see real cowboys.  Actually I'm only familiar with the Western Slope, so I have no clue why Texans come to the Springs or the that city named after a governor of Kansas.
 
2020-07-26 11:00:00 AM  
A 79 mph gust was been reported in Laguna Madre, Texas.
Shingles have been blown off homes


They need the rain
 
2020-07-26 11:15:00 AM  
With all the Hurricanes Tornadoes, etc you red states get. Ever wonder if God is trying to tell you something?
 
2020-07-26 11:43:34 AM  

SwiftFox: A 79 mph gust was been reported in Laguna Madre, Texas.
Shingles have been blown off homes

They need the rain


In their house though?
 
2020-07-26 12:11:25 PM  

CrazyCurt: Stay safe and please do NOT move to California.

/ We have plenty 'nuff Texans thank you ... could you take them back please?


Uh...it is pretty much the other way around, but thanks.
 
2020-07-26 2:33:44 PM  
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...too soon?
 
2020-07-26 2:35:29 PM  

stuffy: With all the Hurricanes Tornadoes, etc you red states get. Ever wonder if God is trying to tell you something?


California is deep blue and subject to devastating wildfires and earthquakes.  Hawaii gets hurricanes also, another deep blue state.  Puerto Rico?  Do they even have any Republicans there?
 
2020-07-26 2:55:47 PM  

Bucky Katt: i know a Hanna


Did that psychedelic treatment her mother  planned in Mexico actually cure her of heroin addiction?
 
2020-07-26 3:50:19 PM  
hunker down on deez nuts
 
2020-07-26 4:51:49 PM  
I'm in Dallas, please send the rain!
 
2020-07-26 6:08:26 PM  
Fark Texas! and Florida
 
2020-07-26 6:45:51 PM  

MSBFDffpm: [Fark user image image 239x211]

...too soon?


No issues up here in McKinney.
 
2020-07-26 7:38:18 PM  

skyn_floote: I'm in Dallas, please send the rain!


?

I guess I don't know kinda weather you've been having this year, but up in my part of Oklahoma I've had to mow the grass damn near every week since some time in May.  And that ain't right.
 
2020-07-27 2:26:58 AM  
Seriously? No motocross fans in here?
 
2020-07-27 3:50:11 AM  

paulleah: Seriously? No motocross fans in here?


On Fark?  Sure.  But we all know what wusses they are, so doubtless they're busy hiding from hurry canes.
 
2020-07-27 1:17:21 PM  
Look on the bright side. There won't be a lot of face mask to pick up outside of San Antonio and a few bits of Dallas or maybe Houston. It'll still look like East Texas after a hurricane, not the Philappines or Taiwan.
 
2020-07-27 1:18:46 PM  

Diagonal: Bucky Katt: i know a Hanna


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The only Hanna I know is Hanna Barbra. Well, and about 50,000 ancestors and cousins, most of the rest being Kates and Abigails.
 
2020-07-27 1:19:19 PM  

paulleah: Seriously? No motocross fans in here?


The wind was so strong you could do wheelies on it.
 
2020-07-27 2:37:37 PM  
Anyway a new topical cyclone seems to be forming

That rate a new thread?
 
2020-07-27 3:47:33 PM  

SwiftFox: Anyway a new topical cyclone seems to be forming

That rate a new thread?


If this one ripped up your old threads, sure.
 
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