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2020-07-25 9:43:39 PM  
Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.
 
2020-07-25 10:14:09 PM  
That's really too bad.  He was counting on that gig for his retirement grift.
 
2020-07-25 11:02:45 PM  
#YeetYoho
 
2020-07-25 11:11:14 PM  
#skeetyoho
 
2020-07-25 11:45:40 PM  
Yoyo Yoho a pirate's life for me....
 
2020-07-25 11:51:48 PM  

vudukungfu: #skeetyoho


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2020-07-25 11:57:56 PM  
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2020-07-26 12:00:11 AM  
All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.
 
2020-07-26 12:04:44 AM  
"Yoho, Yoho, a pirate's life for me."

Really? I'm the first?
 
2020-07-26 12:07:31 AM  
But Pres. Grab them by the Pussy is still King of the Evangelicals.
 
2020-07-26 12:07:45 AM  
#beatyoho
 
2020-07-26 12:07:45 AM  

1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.


That you don't fark with NYC bartenders?
 
2020-07-26 12:10:25 AM  

1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.


And all those women (and men) coming to his aid saying they have NEVER heard him utter such rhetoric....mind-blowing.
 
2020-07-26 12:10:30 AM  

1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.


I think that was settled in the primary.  Can't see any R winning that district.
 
2020-07-26 12:11:19 AM  

don't understand: "Yoho, Yoho, a pirate's life for me."

Really? I'm the first?


Um....
 
2020-07-26 12:12:04 AM  

flypusher713: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

I think that was settled in the primary.  Can't see any R winning that district.


Yeah. That's giving him waaaayyy to much credit. She was going to win her race anyway.
 
2020-07-26 12:18:44 AM  

SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.


2020 has been a strange year.
 
2020-07-26 12:20:57 AM  

1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.


She was already getting reelected.
 
2020-07-26 12:32:44 AM  
Poor guy.  He didn't say "farking beotch"; he was, I'm sure, thinking ahead to the Christmas display in his yard that all of the little neighborhood urchins look forward to every year, and how he'd decorate the trees by "flocking birch".  Or how he'd welcome encores by the choir at his church by "flicking bics".  Or how he wants to help the environment by "fracking bans".  So many innocent explanations.  But of course nasty-minded liberals always jump to the most obscene!
 
2020-07-26 12:33:45 AM  

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Came for this. Could go for one right now.
 
2020-07-26 12:40:31 AM  
It's really sad that political correctness has canceled a distinguished gentleman's First Amendment right to call a fellow member of Congress a "farking biatch" over policy. Policy! Libs are unable to compartmentalize professional invective from personal attacks. The man has a wife and daughters, for God's sake, how can he be misogynist?

/ did I cover all the talking points?
// asswipe
 
2020-07-26 12:42:06 AM  
Posted in another thread earlier today
But I love this album title!

This nice lady sings:
He's got the cutest little dinghy in the Navy
Heave ho, heave ho.

The Dinghy Song
Youtube bGHLCeDjH_E
 
2020-07-26 12:49:08 AM  
But how can he pretend to be morally superior now?
 
2020-07-26 12:51:49 AM  
I didn't sign up for this timeline, and refuse to participate.
 
2020-07-26 12:55:09 AM  
Just a f*cking second.  A christian group did something on principle!  Sorry, that does not jive with my "always right" negative stereotype about christians.  I'm sure there's another reason.

I'm too lazy to look into it.  I'll just stick with my "always right" attitude and go to bed happy.
 
2020-07-26 1:15:24 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

She was already getting reelected.


An R will not win that seat, but the question was whether or not she was too leftist for the Democrats of the 14th district.  Turns out they like her.
 
2020-07-26 1:41:09 AM  
Christian Charity? More like a bunch of farking biatches, am I right? #yoho #yolo
 
2020-07-26 1:52:46 AM  
Keep digging yoyo.  Now you're trying to make it a he-said she-said spat and calling AOC a liar.  That's going to work out really well for you.  I can truly sense the credibility just oozing from your pores. So, yeah.  Dig on.
 
2020-07-26 2:02:31 AM  
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2020-07-26 2:06:08 AM  

SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.


1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho
 
2020-07-26 2:09:08 AM  

Parthenogenetic: It's really sad that political correctness has canceled a distinguished gentleman's First Amendment right to call a fellow member of Congress a "farking biatch" over policy. Policy! Libs are unable to compartmentalize professional invective from personal attacks. The man has a wife and daughters, for God's sake, how can he be misogynist?

/ did I cover all the talking points?
// asswipe


Wonder if he would refrain from abusing his power if people started finding his wife and daughter in public and calling them farking biatches in anger.
 
2020-07-26 2:11:41 AM  

Felito Cruz: SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.

1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho



I'm not sure how to break this to you, but...

The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.
 
2020-07-26 2:24:13 AM  

mithras_angel: Felito Cruz: SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.

1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho


I'm not sure how to break this to you, but...

The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.


No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn the night before Jesus was crucified.
 
2020-07-26 2:37:01 AM  

mithras_angel: Felito Cruz: SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.

1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho


I'm not sure how to break this to you, but...

The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.


Isn't the Bible the unerring word of God? Isn't Jesus the son also God?
 
2020-07-26 2:47:24 AM  
and why was it so hard for him to apologize?  Probably because that f$cking asshole never apologized for anything in his entire life.  Multiply that by how angry they are someone like AOC who is so much smarter than them and just beginning her political career with the conviction and energy they themselves have never possessed at any point in their entire life.
 
2020-07-26 3:09:14 AM  

1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.


SRSLY?
 
2020-07-26 3:14:33 AM  

mithras_angel: The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.


Nor did Jesus include Paul among his actual apostles. He could have, but didn't.  Paul is self-appointed.
 
2020-07-26 3:15:47 AM  

Felito Cruz: mithras_angel: Felito Cruz: SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.

1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho


I'm not sure how to break this to you, but...

The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.

Isn't the Bible the unerring word of God?


No, it was cobbled together by a group of humans based on political motivations hundreds of years after Christ was killed. Paul was a bigoted asswipe and represents God's will about as much as Tucker Carlson does.

Next question?
 
2020-07-26 3:17:34 AM  
Ted got an upgrade later in the day:

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One of his recent stellar achievements:Fark user image

But then there's also this:
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So here's hoping that the family he will soon be able to spend more time with absolutely loathes him.
 
2020-07-26 3:19:35 AM  
I have said it before in the pol tab but I think it's worth repeating that a mother farker would have been beaten with a cane over this. In a less "civilized "time.
 
2020-07-26 3:26:45 AM  

mrshowrules: and why was it so hard for him to apologize?  Probably because that f$cking asshole never apologized for anything in his entire life.  Multiply that by how angry they are someone like AOC who is so much smarter than them and just beginning her political career with the conviction and energy they themselves have never possessed at any point in their entire life.


I'm probably not going to be very well received on this but I'm not a big fan of political correctness. If he has strongly held beliefs and wants to name call, I'm good with that. The thing is that he did it and walked away. I bet she could have/would have kicked his butt verbally or maybe even physically. Well she did do the follow up and whipped him for being an ass, so there's that. I wonder what life was like when congress and the senate were packing heat.
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2020-07-26 3:40:36 AM  

fasahd: mrshowrules: and why was it so hard for him to apologize?  Probably because that f$cking asshole never apologized for anything in his entire life.  Multiply that by how angry they are someone like AOC who is so much smarter than them and just beginning her political career with the conviction and energy they themselves have never possessed at any point in their entire life.

I'm probably not going to be very well received on this but I'm not a big fan of political correctness. If he has strongly held beliefs and wants to name call, I'm good with that. The thing is that he did it and walked away. I bet she could have/would have kicked his butt verbally or maybe even physically. Well she did do the follow up and whipped him for being an ass, so there's that. I wonder what life was like when congress and the senate were packing heat.
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As a Canadian - I have to push back on this.  Seriously though, if you listen to AOC's statement, it wasn't him calling her a f$cking biatch that was the issue.  It was that he used his wife and daughters as a defence.  It is offensive because his deep bigotry is so offensive - the non-politically correct discourse is secondary.
 
2020-07-26 3:52:18 AM  
As sure as the knowledge that the sun will rise tomorrow is the knowledge that Yoho will soon find a way to publicly turn himself into a victim of the Christian group that sacked him.

And that he will also claim that is right to free speech is being infringed somehow.

///hint... It isn't, the fact is that nobody wants to listen to him.
 
2020-07-26 4:08:41 AM  
It's about time.

Step away from Trump next.
 
2020-07-26 5:35:21 AM  

anwserman: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

That you don't fark with NYC bartenders?


No, male dominated government thrives on immaturity and established principles.
 
2020-07-26 5:36:13 AM  

theteacher: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

And all those women (and men) coming to his aid saying they have NEVER heard him utter such rhetoric....mind-blowing.


I think they are telling a lie. How very republican of them.
 
2020-07-26 5:41:32 AM  

flypusher713: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

I think that was settled in the primary.  Can't see any R winning that district.


The world has now had the opportunity to review this entire incident.
I would think that people who are not governed by preconceived ideas would come to similar conclusions regarding:
1) who is more mature
2) who is mentally unstable
3) who is a product of entitlement
4) who you rather have as a representative
5) who would you rather have as a friend
 
2020-07-26 5:46:45 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.
She handled herself with poise and dignity, and he reinforced an age old stereotype.

She was already getting reelected.


For the next 20 years. She has proven herself to the world with her behavior in this incident.
This will play well when she is old enough to be eligible for presidential candidacy.
She will be the party standard bearer in the years ahead.
 
2020-07-26 5:48:28 AM  

GlenninSac: 1funguy: All he did is get her re-elected.

SRSLY?


YSRSLY!
 
2020-07-26 6:41:15 AM  

Cervetus: Felito Cruz: mithras_angel: Felito Cruz: SpaceyCat: Wow.  A Christian group actually trying to practice what Jesus preached?  I'm amazed at that.

1 Timothy 2:12 would side with yoho


I'm not sure how to break this to you, but...

The Apostle Paul isn't the same person as Jesus.

Isn't the Bible the unerring word of God?

No, it was cobbled together by a group of humans based on political motivations hundreds of years after Christ was killed. Paul was a bigoted asswipe and represents God's will about as much as Tucker Carlson does.

Next question?


So the written account of humanity's path to salvation is not only at times immoral, but also likely inaccurate to the point of being completely ignored?

No more questions. I'd say we got to the meat of it
 
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