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(Mother Jones)   Theocrats unhappy that Justice Roberts does the bidding of big business instead of worshiping Republican Jesus   (motherjones.com) divider line
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2020-07-25 5:00:46 PM  
5 votes:
Dread Justice Roberts.
 
2020-07-25 9:30:34 PM  
2 votes:

Markus5: Dread Justice Roberts.


There will be no Certiorari!!
 
2020-07-25 8:11:13 PM  
2 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: 2wolves: lurkey: and the far left

Could you point me towards the "far left?"

I'd like to join that movement, pay dues, buy the t-shirt, contribute to policy discussions, attend meetings, and go to protests for "far left" street actions.

Whenever someone talks about the "Far Left" I think of this:

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"Al Nelson, Tired-Ass Motherf*cker"
 
2020-07-25 6:56:42 PM  
2 votes:
The dilemma of appointing Supreme Court Justices is that these are lifetime appointments. That means the judges don't have to suck ass for any particular ideology for re-election purposes. If they have a true sense of justice, they vote accordingly.

Republicans figured this out only recently, and that's why they got Kavanaugh on the bench. When they appoint a naturally reprehensible piece of shiat they are guaranteed to have someone who supports their agenda, someone who just supports draconian ideas in his natural state. A rapist judge is perfect.

Their next Supreme Court nominee will be even worse, guaranteed.
 
2020-07-25 1:43:25 PM  
2 votes:
Both the far right and the far left accuse judges of "abandoning their oaths" when a ruling doesn't please them.
Of course, everyone from "that side" in gov't only serves special interests and personal greed.
Not like "our guy", who epitomizes impartial and fair jurisprudence.
How about both of you just STFU and let judges judge, and then shut up some more?
That would be nice.
 
2020-07-25 7:47:58 PM  
1 vote:

texanjeff: It's crazy that this even went that far! Stay home,
Wear a mask, wash your hands.

The only thing that doesn't make sense to me though is why it is a person limit and not a normal percentage with space limit.


Have you ever asked an *average* person a snap question about percentages? Because... it's pretty sad, most of the time.

/'lol why would i ever need to know percentages in the real world? math is dumb.'
 
2020-07-25 7:47:25 PM  
1 vote:

Bennie Crabtree: inglixthemad: logic that makes a classic pretzel look straight

Now I just want to start a flamewar over your use of "classic pretzel." The word is just pretzel. Straightness is called a pretzel stick. A straight line made out of pretzel stuff, if you were. But pretzel describes the shape, and a pretzel stick is a kind of genetic mutation that the pretzel RNA did not fold properly.

Now, I sympathize with your need to make a point. Because, frankly, your point would have been lost if you were proper, and said, "Judges with their logic that makes pretzel sticks..." because like, pretzel sticks are tasty and have at least one electrolyte.

(That electrolyte being salt, or: What the French call "sel" and in German would sound like "zel" and the French word "prete" means "beside" therefore pretzels are French for "German salt beside itself" and that is why they are the culinary depiction of a wormhole and five dimensional knot theory in German particle physics (eaten by Schrodinger and Bohr, most notably)).

But we don't need to say "classic pretzel" because, one, pretzel is a pretzel and pretzel sticks are sticks; two, that confuses pretzels with Newtonian eletrolytes. Your salty rhetoric is misleading, at best, sir.


Pretzels are often as salty as you.
 
2020-07-25 6:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
Like the church isn't a business. fark you. The only reason you want to cram more people into your pews is so you can get that sweet, sweet cash.

One more fark you.
 
2020-07-25 6:12:05 PM  
1 vote:

lurkey: and the far left


Could you point me towards the "far left?"

I'd like to join that movement, pay dues, buy the t-shirt, contribute to policy discussions, attend meetings, and go to protests for "far left" street actions.
 
2020-07-25 5:00:55 PM  
1 vote:

mrwknd: Awe poor little Theocrats. Here's some advice, put your damn bible down and read the US Constitution. Your right to choose and follow a religion is already protected, but under the Constitution you do not have any right to force your beliefs onto others. Also the US is, and has never been, or will be a Theocracy.


I wish I had your . . . faith.
 
2020-07-25 4:52:24 PM  
1 vote:

mrwknd: Awe poor little Theocrats. Here's some advice, put your damn bible down and read the US Constitution. Your right to choose and follow a religion is already protected, but under the Constitution you do not have any right to force your beliefs onto others. Also the US is, and has never been, or will be a Theocracy.


Your words make the Dominionists cry.  Good.
 
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