inglixthemad: logic that makes a classic pretzel look straight

Now I just want to start a flamewar over your use of "classic pretzel." The word is just pretzel. Straightness is called a pretzel stick. A straight line made out of pretzel stuff, if you were. But pretzel describes the shape, and a pretzel stick is a kind of genetic mutation that the pretzel RNA did not fold properly.

Now, I sympathize with your need to make a point. Because, frankly, your point would have been lost if you were proper, and said, "Judges with their logic that makes pretzel sticks..." because like, pretzel sticks are tasty and have at least one electrolyte.

(That electrolyte being salt, or: What the French call "sel" and in German would sound like "zel" and the French word "prete" means "beside" therefore pretzels are French for "German salt beside itself" and that is why they are the culinary depiction of a wormhole and five dimensional knot theory in German particle physics (eaten by Schrodinger and Bohr, most notably)).

But we don't need to say "classic pretzel" because, one, pretzel is a pretzel and pretzel sticks are sticks; two, that confuses pretzels with Newtonian eletrolytes. Your salty rhetoric is misleading, at best, sir.

Likwit: Like the church isn't a business. fark you. The only reason you want to cram more people into your pews is so you can get that sweet, sweet cash.

One more fark you.

Just like Paris Hilton and Snooki are famous for being famous, and the Kardashians are famous for having a famous dad, Jesus is famous for being famous, and having a celebrity dad. And churches are just social media for His brand.