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(Phys Org2)   You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose. Especially if you don't have fingers   ( divider line
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517 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 24 Jul 2020 at 11:35 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-07-24 8:51:27 AM  
Never pick your toes and then pick your nose
Cause then your nose smells like your toes
And that's not good.
That's bad.
2020-07-24 11:32:50 AM  
You also can't wipe your friends on the bottom of the couch.

2020-07-24 11:37:17 AM  
How does it smell?
2020-07-24 11:38:28 AM  
He chose... porpoisely.
2020-07-24 2:09:02 PM  
So the secret to getting girls is acquiring some long-term male friends so you and your buddies can gang up on the ladies and rape them?

/This sort of ruins a cheerful image of fun-loving dolphins
2020-07-24 2:11:20 PM  
It goes: You can pick your friends.  You can pick you nose.  But you can't wipe your friends off on your pants.
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