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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5   (news-journalonline.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Volusia County, Florida, Dallas Wass, Orlando, Florida, Jacob Leite, Volusia County sheriff's deputies, Police, Battery, DeLand, Florida  
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3603 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2020 at 3:16 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-23 2:43:51 PM  
11 votes:
That's about $4.99 too much.
 
2020-07-23 3:24:21 PM  
8 votes:
I can't imagine wanting to accept any sexual act from someone who WOULD accept $5 for it.
 
2020-07-23 3:23:59 PM  
8 votes:
This should be legal.
 
2020-07-23 3:28:39 PM  
7 votes:

Shaggy_C: [Fark user image image 160x200]

A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...


Totalfark lasts a month, Herpes last forever.
 
2020-07-23 3:24:17 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-07-23 3:32:05 PM  
6 votes:

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


Do you even business, bro?

You could charge $100 per fark and give away the 21st fark for free, but loyalty cards are a hassle. People lose them, fake punches, want to combine cards - it's a mess.

It's much easier to announce a discount club and charge $95 each time. The reduction in administrative overhead more than makes up for the $5 loss per visit, and it always costs more to find new customers than it does to continually service loyal members.
 
2020-07-23 3:23:42 PM  
5 votes:
You'd think it'd be a proud day when the city you live in hits Fark.   Unless you live in Florida.   Living 40 years in Massachusetts and then moving here, not to coastal Florida, but to Uncledad county, it's just a strange place and stories like this don't even shock me anymore.   You want to blame the heat, but, nope, it's the stupidity, definitely the stupidity.
 
2020-07-23 5:23:38 PM  
4 votes:

waxbeans: Liquid_Bacon: [Fark user image image 610x454]

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Ever accidentally finish jerking off while looking for vids and realized you finished to the image of a shoulder blade or ceiling fan? Rage.


Meh. I went through puberty with stuff like this ...

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... a shoulder blade or ceiling fan was probably the least weird of things I'd finished to.
 
2020-07-23 4:15:27 PM  
4 votes:
What was it the Farker said last week about not wanting to eat a 10¢ chicken nugget?
 
2020-07-23 2:57:03 PM  
4 votes:

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


It's marketing. The $100 hooker means your entire $100 goes to the hooker. With a $95 hooker, you still have $5 left. That's a nice wad of cash to use at the Dollar Store on your way home, buy some nice post-sex celebratory items. The savvy hooker knows that you want to leave the John with a little but of walking around money or he starts to feel regretful afterward and might not book the second appointment.
 
2020-07-23 4:30:07 PM  
3 votes:
Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.
 
2020-07-23 7:32:26 PM  
2 votes:

WoolyManwich: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

I used to live in NE Philly. They had something called a "Torresdale Tenner" which were prostitutes along Torresdale Ave that offered $10 BJs.


I'll take a sad handjob over a frightening beej any day of the week. 😬
 
2020-07-23 6:06:39 PM  
2 votes:
A $5.00 foot long ain't a foot long.......so $5.00 for a beating, he got off (pun intended) easy!!!!!
 
2020-07-23 5:03:27 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-23 3:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
The beating came after deputies said the victim showed up with only $5.
[READ MORE: Gun theft at sex party leads to Deltona teen rape charge]
[READ MORE: Deputies: Woman pimped teens, robbed customers at Deltona home]
[READ MORE: Prostitute gets 12 years for Daytona-area hotel robbery ending in accomplice's death]


Interesting.  I know absolutely nothing about Deltona, but it does sound like quite the Mayberry kind of town.
 
2020-07-23 3:25:18 PM  
2 votes:
I'd kick his ass, too.  That's not even the meth rate.

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2020-07-23 3:22:50 PM  
2 votes:

Atomic Jonb: So, did he have sex or not?


He did get farked. farked up.
 
2020-07-23 2:40:33 PM  
2 votes:
I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?
 
2020-07-23 7:18:47 PM  
1 vote:

thorpe: Judging by linkedin, her career has taken a major turn in the last 2 years.
Pretty sure the guy arrested was arrested 5 years ago in Delaware for heroin possession.
Star-crossed lovers I guess.


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I thought you were full of shiat but nope... there she is.
Granted her longest career up until now has been a manager at Blockbuster.
 
2020-07-23 6:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
What's your biggest regret after sex?

I wish I could have my money back.
 
2020-07-23 6:48:47 PM  
1 vote:
The worst part is that the newspaper published the guy's name. Can you imagine the reception from his co-workers?
 
2020-07-23 5:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
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Skeptical hooker is skeptical.
 
2020-07-23 5:00:26 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.


I used to live in NE Philly. They had something called a "Torresdale Tenner" which were prostitutes along Torresdale Ave that offered $10 BJs.
 
2020-07-23 3:35:56 PM  
1 vote:
$5 was just the tip?
 
2020-07-23 3:30:23 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Wagstaff: Shaggy_C: [Fark user image image 160x200]

A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...

Totalfark lasts a month, Herpes last forever.


I hear most Herpes is a nothing burger. YMMV.
 
2020-07-23 3:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
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A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...
 
2020-07-23 3:26:55 PM  
1 vote:
Is it me or is she very Hope Solo-y looking?
 
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