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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5   (news-journalonline.com) divider line
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2020-07-23 4:33:43 PM  

gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.


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2020-07-23 4:34:17 PM  
"What do I get for 5 dollars?"
'Everyting you want.'
'Everything?'
'Everyting. As long as what you want is you getting your ass kicked.'
 
2020-07-23 4:34:57 PM  

johnny_vegas: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

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Looks like he just gave the sandman a handy
 
2020-07-23 4:37:18 PM  

Spaceballer: [Fark user image 425x531]


She may be the first woman that can deep throat my cock and lick my balls at the same time.

For $95 I am willing to let her try.
 
2020-07-23 4:48:35 PM  

gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.


The hell it is
 
2020-07-23 4:49:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

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... i should've anticipated that...
 
2020-07-23 4:50:31 PM  

waxbeans: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

The hell it is


jeez, don't be a cheapskate :(
 
2020-07-23 4:54:22 PM  
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What someone who will beat your ass for calling her a five-dollar whore might look like.
 
2020-07-23 4:54:32 PM  

gameshowhost: waxbeans: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

The hell it is

jeez, don't be a cheapskate :(


Sorry I respect the value of money. Come from a family that had to pick cotton.
Worked since I was 13. Did house work since I was 6.
One of my first jobs, the owner paid me when he felt like it and tried to say tacos counted as payment.
Life is a turd. Don't expect a Break from me bub. We're all whores.
 
2020-07-23 4:56:53 PM  
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2020-07-23 4:57:34 PM  
$5 and it was no where near a footlong.
 
2020-07-23 4:58:22 PM  

waxbeans: gameshowhost: waxbeans: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

The hell it is

jeez, don't be a cheapskate :(

Sorry I respect the value of money. Come from a family that had to pick cotton.
Worked since I was 13. Did house work since I was 6.
One of my first jobs, the owner paid me when he felt like it and tried to say tacos counted as payment.
Life is a turd. Don't expect a Break from me bub. We're all whores.


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2020-07-23 5:00:15 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Spaceballer: [Fark user image 425x531]

She may be the first woman that can deep throat my cock and lick my balls at the same time.

For $95 I am willing to let her try.


Where is she going to get $95, when she's currently down to mugging people for $5?
 
2020-07-23 5:00:26 PM  

gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.


I used to live in NE Philly. They had something called a "Torresdale Tenner" which were prostitutes along Torresdale Ave that offered $10 BJs.
 
2020-07-23 5:01:44 PM  

WoolyManwich: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

I used to live in NE Philly. They had something called a "Torresdale Tenner" which were prostitutes along Torresdale Ave that offered $10 BJs.


🖐
 
2020-07-23 5:03:27 PM  
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2020-07-23 5:06:45 PM  

MSBFDffpm: waxbeans: gameshowhost: waxbeans: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

The hell it is

jeez, don't be a cheapskate :(

Sorry I respect the value of money. Come from a family that had to pick cotton.
Worked since I was 13. Did house work since I was 6.
One of my first jobs, the owner paid me when he felt like it and tried to say tacos counted as payment.
Life is a turd. Don't expect a Break from me bub. We're all whores.

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????
Sorry, sex is overpriced.
Especially considering, masturbation is free and less risky.
Also, when I look at the ratio of paid sex to free sex I've had in my life time, it becomes really clear it is overpriced. I'm basically paying for being impatient and not for the sex.
Also have you see how awfully ugly the woman at the Bunny Ranch are? Talk about a rip off!!!!!! I  Have had better women for free and for just a nite of drinks. WTF?
TLDR
I'm being honest and realistic.
Hindsight yadda yadda yadda yadda
 
2020-07-23 5:09:13 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: [Fark user image image 610x454]


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Ever accidentally finish jerking off while looking for vids and realized you finished to the image of a shoulder blade or ceiling fan? Rage.
 
2020-07-23 5:13:37 PM  
A fine piece of Wass.
 
2020-07-23 5:19:30 PM  

KarmicDisaster: $5 and it was no where near a footlong.


Her neck is a footlong
 
2020-07-23 5:23:38 PM  

waxbeans: Liquid_Bacon: [Fark user image image 610x454]

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Ever accidentally finish jerking off while looking for vids and realized you finished to the image of a shoulder blade or ceiling fan? Rage.


Meh. I went through puberty with stuff like this ...

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... a shoulder blade or ceiling fan was probably the least weird of things I'd finished to.
 
2020-07-23 5:41:01 PM  
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2020-07-23 5:41:40 PM  
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Skeptical hooker is skeptical.
 
2020-07-23 6:06:39 PM  
A $5.00 foot long ain't a foot long.......so $5.00 for a beating, he got off (pun intended) easy!!!!!
 
2020-07-23 6:24:32 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: waxbeans: Liquid_Bacon: [Fark user image image 610x454]

/
Ever accidentally finish jerking off while looking for vids and realized you finished to the image of a shoulder blade or ceiling fan? Rage.

Meh. I went through puberty with stuff like this ...

[Fark user image image 714x464]

... a shoulder blade or ceiling fan was probably the least weird of things I'd finished to.


😂😂

Tots forgot about scrambled Cable.
💀🤭
 
2020-07-23 6:25:58 PM  

Insain2: A $5.00 foot long ain't a foot long.......so $5.00 for a beating, he got off (pun intended) easy!!!!!


Man, I can't believe people are okay with subway being lying sacks of 💩
 
2020-07-23 6:47:20 PM  

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


Gotta edge out the competition.
 
2020-07-23 6:48:47 PM  
The worst part is that the newspaper published the guy's name. Can you imagine the reception from his co-workers?
 
2020-07-23 6:58:15 PM  
What's your biggest regret after sex?

I wish I could have my money back.
 
2020-07-23 7:06:12 PM  

roger77: You'd think it'd be a proud day when the city you live in hits Fark.   Unless you live in Florida.   Living 40 years in Massachusetts and then moving here, not to coastal Florida, but to Uncledad county, it's just a strange place and stories like this don't even shock me anymore.   You want to blame the heat, but, nope, it's the stupidity, definitely the stupidity.


I don't know who to blame for this.....DeLand or Deltona.

Why not both

/DeLandite
 
2020-07-23 7:07:54 PM  

Buckerlin: The worst part is that the newspaper published the guy's name. Can you imagine the reception from his co-workers?


"Dammit dude, I'd have done it for $10 and you wouldn't be in this mess. A mouth's a mouth, buddy!"
 
2020-07-23 7:18:47 PM  

thorpe: Judging by linkedin, her career has taken a major turn in the last 2 years.
Pretty sure the guy arrested was arrested 5 years ago in Delaware for heroin possession.
Star-crossed lovers I guess.


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I thought you were full of shiat but nope... there she is.
Granted her longest career up until now has been a manager at Blockbuster.
 
2020-07-23 7:22:32 PM  

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


Marketing.
 
2020-07-23 7:32:26 PM  

WoolyManwich: gameshowhost: Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.

I used to live in NE Philly. They had something called a "Torresdale Tenner" which were prostitutes along Torresdale Ave that offered $10 BJs.


I'll take a sad handjob over a frightening beej any day of the week. 😬
 
2020-07-23 7:41:45 PM  

Snotnose: What's your biggest regret after sex?

I wish I could have my money back.


This goes double for relationships and divorces
 
2020-07-23 8:07:01 PM  

SirEattonHogg: The beating came after deputies said the victim showed up with only $5.
[READ MORE: Gun theft at sex party leads to Deltona teen rape charge]
[READ MORE: Deputies: Woman pimped teens, robbed customers at Deltona home]
[READ MORE: Prostitute gets 12 years for Daytona-area hotel robbery ending in accomplice's death]


Interesting.  I know absolutely nothing about Deltona, but it does sound like quite the Mayberry kind of town.


Cracker barrel - the end
 
2020-07-23 8:46:27 PM  
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2020-07-23 11:28:09 PM  
Florida Alley Hookers would be a king he'll name for a bowling team.
 
2020-07-23 11:33:45 PM  
Alley hooker?

Yeah, that's how Carole farking Baskin got started (although in her case, it was the Nebraska Avenue 'Ho' Stroll' in Tampa...

Don Lewis also (allegedly) got one hell of a lot more than a beating...

/Here, kitty kitty...
 
2020-07-23 11:42:51 PM  
What if his kink of getting his ass beat by angry hooker?
 
2020-07-24 12:26:11 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: waxbeans: Liquid_Bacon: [Fark user image image 610x454]

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Ever accidentally finish jerking off while looking for vids and realized you finished to the image of a shoulder blade or ceiling fan? Rage.

Meh. I went through puberty with stuff like this ...

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... a shoulder blade or ceiling fan was probably the least weird of things I'd finished to.


Nearly every cable tech guy carried descrambling traps that they'd have gladly parted with for $10-$15, and you could have seen it all in 240p glory.

/i thought everyone knew that ( ._.) anyhow no i don't have one on me
 
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