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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   Try to pay a FL alley hooker $5 for sex? Yep, that's a beating & she'll take your $5   (news-journalonline.com) divider line
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2020-07-23 2:23:17 PM  
That may be the deepest throat, ever.
 
2020-07-23 2:40:33 PM  
I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?
 
2020-07-23 2:43:51 PM  
That's about $4.99 too much.
 
2020-07-23 2:57:03 PM  

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


It's marketing. The $100 hooker means your entire $100 goes to the hooker. With a $95 hooker, you still have $5 left. That's a nice wad of cash to use at the Dollar Store on your way home, buy some nice post-sex celebratory items. The savvy hooker knows that you want to leave the John with a little but of walking around money or he starts to feel regretful afterward and might not book the second appointment.
 
2020-07-23 3:21:37 PM  
Back in my day, we'd tie an onion to your belt...
 
2020-07-23 3:21:48 PM  
So, did he have sex or not?
 
2020-07-23 3:22:50 PM  

Atomic Jonb: So, did he have sex or not?


He did get farked. farked up.
 
2020-07-23 3:23:42 PM  
You'd think it'd be a proud day when the city you live in hits Fark.   Unless you live in Florida.   Living 40 years in Massachusetts and then moving here, not to coastal Florida, but to Uncledad county, it's just a strange place and stories like this don't even shock me anymore.   You want to blame the heat, but, nope, it's the stupidity, definitely the stupidity.
 
2020-07-23 3:23:59 PM  
This should be legal.
 
2020-07-23 3:24:16 PM  

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


She's a huge Dolly Parton fan, but no one will pay her $925.
 
2020-07-23 3:24:17 PM  
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2020-07-23 3:24:21 PM  
I can't imagine wanting to accept any sexual act from someone who WOULD accept $5 for it.
 
2020-07-23 3:25:18 PM  
I'd kick his ass, too.  That's not even the meth rate.

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2020-07-23 3:26:44 PM  

mongbiohazard: I can't imagine wanting to accept any sexual act from someone who WOULD accept $5 for it.


That's what rubbers are for.
🙄
 
2020-07-23 3:26:55 PM  
Is it me or is she very Hope Solo-y looking?
 
2020-07-23 3:27:13 PM  
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A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...
 
2020-07-23 3:28:39 PM  

Shaggy_C: [Fark user image image 160x200]

A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...


Totalfark lasts a month, Herpes last forever.
 
2020-07-23 3:30:23 PM  
Turns out he was into BDSM and got the better end of the deal.
 
2020-07-23 3:30:23 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Shaggy_C: [Fark user image image 160x200]

A month of TF or a 'ride'...decisions, decisions...

Totalfark lasts a month, Herpes last forever.


I hear most Herpes is a nothing burger. YMMV.
 
2020-07-23 3:31:29 PM  

OliveJuiceJones: Is it me or is she very Hope Solo-y looking?


No she definitely has that look & now I definitely am not having roast beef for lunch.
 
2020-07-23 3:32:05 PM  

WoolyManwich: I'm just perplexed that her regular rate is $95. Why wouldn't you round it up to an even $100?


Do you even business, bro?

You could charge $100 per fark and give away the 21st fark for free, but loyalty cards are a hassle. People lose them, fake punches, want to combine cards - it's a mess.

It's much easier to announce a discount club and charge $95 each time. The reduction in administrative overhead more than makes up for the $5 loss per visit, and it always costs more to find new customers than it does to continually service loyal members.
 
2020-07-23 3:33:02 PM  

waxbeans: mongbiohazard: I can't imagine wanting to accept any sexual act from someone who WOULD accept $5 for it.

That's what rubbers are for.
🙄


Rubbers aren't going to make my dick not shrivel in horror because I know I am literally - not figuratively - about to get with a $5 whore.
 
2020-07-23 3:34:10 PM  
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2020-07-23 3:35:56 PM  
$5 was just the tip?
 
2020-07-23 3:35:58 PM  
Wass or Not Wass?
 
2020-07-23 3:41:15 PM  

OliveJuiceJones: Is it me or is she very Hope Solo-y looking?


Not sure. Would need to see her one brown eye for comparison.
 
2020-07-23 3:41:50 PM  
Judging by linkedin, her career has taken a major turn in the last 2 years.
Pretty sure the guy arrested was arrested 5 years ago in Delaware for heroin possession.
Star-crossed lovers I guess.
 
2020-07-23 3:41:56 PM  
A desperate, sex-crazed man has a sudden urge to get his willy-whacked, so he goes downtown to pick up a hooker.
The man finally picks up a hooker and and is on his way to a safe spot away from the city to do his dirty business. When they arrive at their destination, he tells her, "I only have $5, that better be enough." The hooker agrees and they are on with their thing.
A week later, the man notices a deep itching sensation around his crotch area and realizes he has crabs. Enraged, the man drives back downtown and finds the hooker and yelled at her, "biatch! Your gave me crabs!"
And she said, "For $5 what did you expect? Lobster?"
 
2020-07-23 3:42:08 PM  
$5?
Hell, the going rate on Full Metal Jacket was $15, and she would love you for a long time.
 
2020-07-23 3:45:21 PM  
girl comes home after her first night of hooking.  Her roommate asks how it went.  The girl says "great!  I made $122!!!"
"What?!?" exclaimed the roommate, "which one paid you two bucks?"
The girl replied "all of them"
 
2020-07-23 3:47:56 PM  
Best $5 you ever spent
 
2020-07-23 3:50:01 PM  
The beating came after deputies said the victim showed up with only $5.
[READ MORE: Gun theft at sex party leads to Deltona teen rape charge]
[READ MORE: Deputies: Woman pimped teens, robbed customers at Deltona home]
[READ MORE: Prostitute gets 12 years for Daytona-area hotel robbery ending in accomplice's death]


Interesting.  I know absolutely nothing about Deltona, but it does sound like quite the Mayberry kind of town.
 
2020-07-23 3:50:33 PM  
Subby's mom was forced to turn tricks because of money woes. She was out all day and most of the night. Subby's father asked her how much she made? She replied, $5.10. Subby father snarled, who's the cheap bastard that only gave you a dime? Subby's mom told him everybody.
 
2020-07-23 3:51:12 PM  

johnny_vegas: girl comes home after her first night of hooking.  Her roommate asks how it went.  The girl says "great!  I made $122!!!"
"What?!?" exclaimed the roommate, "which one paid you two bucks?"
The girl replied "all of them"


tiny fist
 
2020-07-23 3:52:21 PM  

Yellow Beard: tiny fist


That's extra
 
2020-07-23 3:54:24 PM  
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"$95?? Good LAWD that's a lot of money! What can I get for fi'dolla?"

/An ass-whupping, that's what
 
2020-07-23 3:55:47 PM  
Today I learned there's a chick in Florida who will beat the shiat out of someone for $5. That seems like an incredible bargain. Can I give her my enemies list and a phat stack of cash? I need her on retainer.
 
2020-07-23 4:00:23 PM  
He shoulda thrown in a jaw breaker or piece of gum.
 
2020-07-23 4:04:38 PM  

waxbeans: This should be legal.


Beating people and stealing their money?
 
2020-07-23 4:05:11 PM  
This lady is offering tremendous value for just $50 for "full service."

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2020-07-23 4:09:08 PM  

Cardinal Ximenez: You should feel bad for subjecting all of us to that too.  How can meth age someone that much, or is it a lie?  Either way, I'm just not having lunch now after all.


It's Dr. PCoC's patented Escort Website Weight Loss Plan! Try this one weird trick to skip meals!
 
2020-07-23 4:13:06 PM  
I'll spare y'all the ad for "IM JAMY,3 FOOT 11 INCH 26 YEARS HUNGRY MIDDGET GIRL." So if you're down for a literal "spinner," there you go. Take a trip to Daytona.

I'm not sure these ladies are social distancing or obeying proper masking rules, though.
 
2020-07-23 4:15:27 PM  
What was it the Farker said last week about not wanting to eat a 10¢ chicken nugget?
 
2020-07-23 4:18:07 PM  
Wow she blows the AC hookers out of the water.


....and thats not all she blows, apparently

Oooowhoa
 
2020-07-23 4:18:50 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: This lady is offering tremendous value for just $50 for "full service."

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you think she would power wash my deck?
 
2020-07-23 4:21:03 PM  

mongbiohazard: waxbeans: mongbiohazard: I can't imagine wanting to accept any sexual act from someone who WOULD accept $5 for it.

That's what rubbers are for.
🙄

Rubbers aren't going to make my dick not shrivel in horror because I know I am literally - not figuratively - about to get with a $5 whore.


It's better than many other options.
And I am going to leave it at that.
😈
 
2020-07-23 4:23:32 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [Fark user image 600x800]
That's 30 years old, "single and ready to mingle," and offers "an experience...that you'll never forget."


Is that a MAD fold-in on her chest
 
2020-07-23 4:25:39 PM  

Nobody in Peculiar: waxbeans: This should be legal.

Beating people and stealing their money?


Yes.
 
2020-07-23 4:28:37 PM  

Nobody in Peculiar: waxbeans: This should be legal.

Beating people and stealing their money?


Why not?

The cops would arrest me if a drug dealer ripped me off.
A judge would not preside over a drug dispute.
 
2020-07-23 4:30:07 PM  
Jesus, dude. Even the saddest hand job is worth a twenty spot.
 
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