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2020-07-23 12:46:48 PM  
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2020-07-23 12:52:57 PM  
there aren't enough consummate v's in that logo
 
2020-07-23 12:54:47 PM  
I like the color scheme and the sweaters look pretty good too.
 
2020-07-23 12:58:51 PM  
That is actually a badass sports team name. It is cliche as hell, but still cool.
 
2020-07-23 12:59:58 PM  

epyonyx: I like the color scheme and the sweaters look pretty good too.


The secondary logo is pure genius:

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2020-07-23 1:01:08 PM  

Rwa2play: epyonyx: I like the color scheme and the sweaters look pretty good too.

The secondary logo is pure genius:

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took me a second.. I see what they did there
 
2020-07-23 1:07:05 PM  
I still think they should have gone with Rain City biatch Pigeons.

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2020-07-23 1:09:05 PM  
They should model their jerseys ala the Oilers during the 2000s:

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2020-07-23 1:11:49 PM  
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100 hours in MS Paint, etc.
 
2020-07-23 1:14:28 PM  
Nice one, subby
 
2020-07-23 1:24:04 PM  
Love the anchor, but the S is too Seagram's Gin for me.
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2020-07-23 1:33:41 PM  

epyonyx: I like the color scheme and the sweaters look pretty good too.


I think the scheme, the sweaters, and the logos all work. I can see the sweaters being really popular outside of the Pacific Northwest.

I just can't get my head around the name. That doesn't work for me.
 
2020-07-23 1:35:09 PM  
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2020-07-23 1:36:18 PM  
The sweaters:

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2020-07-23 1:38:59 PM  

The Bestest: there aren't enough consummate v's in that logo


The "S" is for "Sucks."
 
2020-07-23 1:39:54 PM  
Don't know about the name. Could have went with green as they are the Emerald City.
 
2020-07-23 1:41:45 PM  
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2020-07-23 1:45:01 PM  

hotrod2001: Love the anchor, but the S is too Seagram's Gin for me.
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I thought it looked familiar.
All the rest is cool, though.
 
2020-07-23 1:47:08 PM  
Seattle Squid Girls it is, then.

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2020-07-23 1:56:56 PM  
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2020-07-23 2:02:10 PM  
What should be used, Sir Laurence Olivier's "Release the Kraken" from the '80s Ray Harryhausen epic Clash of the Titans or Liam Neeson's from the 2000s remake?

Also, here's a logical pursuit and pitch for advertising guys with the new team:

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Kraken will do in my bar for hockey game cocktails. On par with Sailor Jerry btw, but I prefer Foursquare Spiced Rum or Malibu if I want flavored rums.
 
2020-07-23 2:07:18 PM  

Mztlplx: Seattle Squid Girls it is, then.

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The fanart and fursuits based on their mascot are gonna be great.
 
2020-07-23 2:13:29 PM  

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Should their players have a habit at speaking to the manager at the refs, that will be an image worth using.

Also, I was afraid the Vancouver Canucks' shiatty jersey and logo would scare them away from a green look. Glad that wasn't the case. Canucks should go back to the gold/orange/black V or Pavel Bure-era jerseys.
 
2020-07-23 2:15:54 PM  
Trashville should drop their affiliation with the Milwaukee Admirals so Seattle can have them.

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2020-07-23 2:21:21 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [i.redd.it image 446x251]

Should their players have a habit at speaking to the manager at the refs, that will be an image worth using.

Also, I was afraid the Vancouver Canucks' shiatty jersey and logo would scare them away from a green look. Glad that wasn't the case. Canucks should go back to the gold/orange/black V or Pavel Bure-era jerseys.


I personally think they should go with the Millionaires alternates...

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2020-07-23 2:27:23 PM  
I'm currently bingeing it for the very first time and on season 8, so I'm really getting a kick outta this headline..

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/Roz is farking awesome!
 
2020-07-23 2:32:47 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [i.redd.it image 446x251]

Should their players have a habit at speaking to the manager at the refs, that will be an image worth using.

Also, I was afraid the Vancouver Canucks' shiatty jersey and logo would scare them away from a green look. Glad that wasn't the case. Canucks should go back to the gold/orange/black V or Pavel Bure-era jerseys.


I've mentioned the story before, but the first time the Canucks wore the V jerseys in a game, when they came out for the pre-game skate the players could hear laughing from the crowd. Former captain Don Lever told the story that after the game (which they lost badly) he said to a reporter "they dressed us like clowns, and we played like it."
 
2020-07-23 2:54:34 PM  

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"Mister Bergman, I would like to speak to your manager."
 
2020-07-23 3:00:11 PM  
Could have been worse. Could have been.....

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...the Seattle Greys.
 
2020-07-23 3:46:40 PM  
Boo.

I wanted the Chiefs.
 
2020-07-23 3:52:23 PM  
Also: Teal?

What is this, retro 90s uniform chic?
 
2020-07-23 3:54:09 PM  
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2020-07-23 3:54:54 PM  
I'm okay w/ this. Just glad we're finally getting an NHL team here.
 
2020-07-23 4:01:08 PM  

djslowdive: I'm okay w/ this. Just glad we're finally getting an NHL team here.


We should have a Vancouver-Seattle get together/fark party for games when they play each other.

The I-Fivalry will be the stuff of legends.
 
2020-07-23 4:14:22 PM  

Ishkur: Also: Teal?

What is this, retro 90s uniform chic?


Also may cause choking hazard:

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2020-07-23 4:14:57 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: That is actually a badass sports team name. It is cliche as hell, but still cool.


1/3 right.

Better than Sounders, but just as dumb.
 
2020-07-23 4:45:48 PM  
Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.
 
2020-07-23 4:56:54 PM  
Man, and Washington Redskins juuuust opened up!
 
2020-07-23 5:20:45 PM  

Ishkur: djslowdive: I'm okay w/ this. Just glad we're finally getting an NHL team here.

We should have a Vancouver-Seattle get together/fark party for games when they play each other.

The I-Fivalry will be the stuff of legends.


Perhaps the border will be open for the 2021-2022 season.
 
2020-07-23 5:46:22 PM  

SquintyKat: Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.


Yup, it's pretty much set in stone now that the arena is the Krak House and the fans are Krak heads. Love it!
 
2020-07-23 6:09:53 PM  
Okay, now what's their goal song?
 
2020-07-23 6:12:17 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Okay, now what's their goal song?


Smells Like Teen Ennui
 
2020-07-23 6:17:01 PM  

lindalouwho: hotrod2001: Love the anchor, but the S is too Seagram's Gin for me.
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I thought it looked familiar.
All the rest is cool, though.


When I first saw it I kept thinking this:

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2020-07-23 6:25:00 PM  

badcommand: SquintyKat: Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.

Yup, it's pretty much set in stone now that the arena is the Krak House and the fans are Krak heads. Love it!


Their ice girls will be the Krak Whores.
 
2020-07-23 6:41:47 PM  

pregerstheHobo: badcommand: SquintyKat: Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.

Yup, it's pretty much set in stone now that the arena is the Krak House and the fans are Krak heads. Love it!

Their ice girls will be the Krak Whores.


And the pipe organ will be called the Krak pipe!
 
2020-07-23 6:44:08 PM  
Get this guy for the ceremonial puck drop:
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2020-07-23 6:44:57 PM  

badcommand: pregerstheHobo: badcommand: SquintyKat: Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.

Yup, it's pretty much set in stone now that the arena is the Krak House and the fans are Krak heads. Love it!

Their ice girls will be the Krak Whores.

And the pipe organ will be called the Krak pipe!


I love each and every one of you in this exchange.
:-D
 
2020-07-23 6:46:12 PM  
He's done it before

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2020-07-23 6:47:44 PM  

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Anytime they get a penalty, they ask to see the manager?
 
2020-07-23 6:56:07 PM  

lindalouwho: badcommand: pregerstheHobo: badcommand: SquintyKat: Not gonna lie, I'm calling the stadium the Krak House.  Climate Pledge Stadium doesn't do it for me.

Yup, it's pretty much set in stone now that the arena is the Krak House and the fans are Krak heads. Love it!

Their ice girls will be the Krak Whores.

And the pipe organ will be called the Krak pipe!

I love each and every one of you in this exchange.
:-D


If you want more entertainment, wander over to Twitter and see the activity under #Krakheads. It's amazing.
 
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