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(Slate)   Writer's wife has an affair, relieved it's with another woman: "I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Both of you, meet me in my bunk"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-07-23 8:47:12 AM  
I can't say I'd react the same way. The whole situation is a series of lies and it is likely to happen again.
 
2020-07-23 8:58:12 AM  

Another Government Employee: The whole situation is a series of lies and it is likely to happen again.


If you mean the bullshiat letter and its canned response, absolutely.
 
2020-07-23 9:09:58 AM  
This guy thinks it's cool at first, but he won't think it's so awesome when she leaves him, takes everything, and demands alimony.
 
2020-07-23 9:21:34 AM  
I found a picture of the letter writer.

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2020-07-23 9:25:49 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Another Government Employee: The whole situation is a series of lies and it is likely to happen again.

If you mean the bullshiat letter and its canned response, absolutely.


Indeed.  And even if it were true: cheating is cheating.  They didn't have some tension they were dealing with and a curiosity they also invited you to experience, they messed around behind your back.

Its the duplicity and betrayal that hurt.  People don't get angry when people cheat because their partner experiences happiness, they are angry because of the lies and betrayal generally associated with obtaining said happiness....
 
2020-07-23 9:40:21 AM  
I can appreciate the relief. I'd be there too. It shifts the cause of "my wife is an intimate-once-a-month--maybe nagfest" from "and it's all my fault" to "she's actually a lesbian... should have known all along". Woohoo, absolution of guilt!
 
2020-07-23 9:46:27 AM  
Just watch 'em and jerk off in the corner. Everyone wins.
 
2020-07-23 10:02:30 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Another Government Employee: The whole situation is a series of lies and it is likely to happen again.

If you mean the bullshiat letter and its canned response, absolutely.


Slate isn't even pretending anymore.
 
2020-07-23 10:22:20 AM  
I can't get past strange smells.  So many possibilities.  I'd like to think the other woman has an alpaca, and the wife's sweater had begun to take on eau de alpaca whilst the two women were out for a stroll along some country lane while he is at home in the big city slaving over cheeseburger helper.
 
2020-07-23 11:26:04 AM  
1) And All That I Want To Be Is You And Me....And Her, Simultaneous: Just so you know, the toys they were using are bigger than you are.  Otherwise if you can't get in on the action, DTFMA.

2) Splendid Isolation.  I Don't Need No One*: Hell is other people.  Particularly for introverts.  It's exhausting and he's probably on the verge of telling you and the house to FRO.  The best case scenario is trying to come up with a new arrangement that achieves actual private time as opposed to the virtual.

3) Remember, After The Fire, After All The Rain, I Will Be The Flame: Tell her to MYOB and FRO.

4) All Those Times I Almost Touched You And You Looked At Me And Laughed.  And How You Told Me All Your Secrets: Now I regret already using Simultaneous.  Anyway DTMFA.

5) And All Your Kicks Ain't Bringin' You Peace Of Mind: We don't kink shame and you don't know nearly enough about this other person to make it more than a willingness.  STFU and GTHOI.

6) I Can Make It Longer If You Like The Style: Quit.  You aren't getting paid.

7) His Baby Mama, She Ain't So Slow (Classic): STFU and GTHOI.

*I'm aware I've used this one a lot lately.  I like the song.
 
2020-07-23 3:36:10 PM  
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2020-07-24 5:54:00 AM  

Wicked Chinchilla: People don't get angry when people cheat because their partner experiences happiness


I think you underestimate the levels of spite some people are capable of ;)

/you're not wrong or anything
//but I've seen people that are indeed upset that the SO has found any happiness at all
///mind you, these were not in any way at all even resembling healthy relationships
 
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